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Wandering these worded walls you've earned a eulogy...
Though dimly, you see through, not with, the eye.
Your praising prose of Eros does not lie,
But neither does it ring tumescently--
No Onanistic scorching could be claimed
By these envisionings, no vision maimed.
Your love of music and guitar deserves
A hug, though Govin sucks big buckets--serves
A shadow of a dream. Lucretius and
Spinoza want to talk to you about
The false if warming fires of that land
Beyond this veil, beyond such faith and doubt.
So sing the day and take the foolish chance
To pay for swing dance lessons in advance.
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There once was a poster named Van
Of IB, he was inexplicably a fan

Guitar solos danced in his head
Until the Cancer made him dead

Now IB is sad....cock in hand
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LTS wrote:Your praising prose of Eros does not lie,
But neither does it ring tumescently--
No Onanistic scorching could be claimed
o_0




That sounds faggoty as hell.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 4:27 pm There once was a poster named Van
Of IB, he was inexplicably a fan

Guitar solos danced in his head
Until the Cancer made him dead

Now IB is sad....cock in hand
That's rackable.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 1:45 pm
LTS wrote:Your praising prose of Eros does not lie,
But neither does it ring tumescently--
No Onanistic scorching could be claimed
o_0




That sounds faggoty as hell.
Your memory is as dull as your fetid wit. Van was given to erotic musings, and I was teasing along the lines of "can I do it til I need glasses?" Never mind.
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:wink: Okay, a treat...Here's Hillary on that blessed night...

Out, out, damned spot...perhaps some purple cunt
Could best provide the succulent relief
Demanded in the wake of Trump's brash stunt
(Somehow allowed, defying all belief..),
Come give me quick some good young naughty bits--
As Bill would say, "The ones that walk the walk"--
And let her be a quiet soul that fits
My stormy disposition, not to talk,
But to inter the fury of my thrust.
My femininity, a cunning mask
Of falsity which could not gather trust,
Will now but bow and pray and taste, not ask...
What could have been? Why him, not me? Why HIM?
No..just the ever lapping of the quim...
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:04 am A shadow of a dream. Lucretius and
Spinoza want to talk to you about
Nigga, those are mighty purty words just to call the man a hedonist.

There was more to him than that. Or do men care about such things? Velo and Pogue would have both gotten a kick... and a couple others. The breadth (if not depth) of your allusions are wasted here, friend.

And yet somewhere his soul has been watered and is probably very pleased. That's an estimable thing. Have a good morning, LTS.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 9:37 pm My femininity, a cunning mask
Of falsity which could not gather trust,
Hillary was drunk off her ass, because she knew her gods had sent her a Message. She fucked up somewhere. She knows where. Her antics afterwards were bargaining. You can't bribe god, though -- eruv is a litmus test, in politics as in real life, not permissiveness.

You will not touch Biden?
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I didn't regard Van as a hedonist, and was just teasing him--written before he passed. I do recant my dis of Govin, however, whom I've come to appreciate as much more in the line of Allan Holdsworth as opposed to Buckethead. But yer right, verse is wasted in this palsied forum. As for Biden, I'm so utterly shocked at his depraved and defaulted dumpster fire of an administration--the sheer catastrophe--that no sonnet could encapsule it. And that's because he's not really there--and it's not just the dementia, but his sheer vacuity of any sort of personal or moral bearing. One would have to approach his depravity obliquely, like a punk tune...

(Driving beat)

(B-flat)
Coming near,
Very clear,
Richard Gere

(E-F)
But those were adult gerbils!
those were adult gerbils...


etc.

Here's a limerick that hints at the massive criminality of Gibberin' Joe and his hooknosed handlers...

Although they haven't a clue, they insist it's worse than the flu; with medical quacks and partisan hacks, it's not just a hoax--it's a coup!
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Just a reminder that LSTurd is crazy independent of politics.
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Papa Willie wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 1:02 pm I miss Van.
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