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Seems like the grim reaper is running a Chuck fire sale at the moment. Who's still on the board?

Chuck Connor?

Nope. Still dead.

Chuck D?

Nahh, Nobody kills rappers these days, sadly.

Predicting Chuck Norris' death would likely result in the predictor being roundhouse kicked into the next world himself. Not gonna risk it.

Guess I'll have to go with Chuck Yeager. A 94 year old is generally a good pic. I am pulling for Chuck Shumer though.
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Aaronthal peeps can check their box.
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Papa Willie wrote:I'll go with Gregg Allman here within the next month. He's in the world of hospice now.

Fuck cancer.
I guess that explains why he shut everything down a few years ago. Damn.

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Has anybody heard from AP
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Barbara Booooooosh just died.
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I call dibs on McCain.
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Put me down for Sears. I suspect they’ll shut it down after the Xmas season.

Should have done it a decade ago.


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smackaholic wrote:Put me down for Sears. I suspect they’ll shut it down after the Xmas season.

Should have done it a decade ago.


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You should have called it before it was announced, dumbfuck.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/business ... index.html
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smackaholic wrote:Put me down for Sears. I suspect they’ll shut it down after the Xmas season.

Should have done it a decade ago.


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You should have called it before it was announced, dumbfuck.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/business ... index.html
Or maybe you just borrowed it from here.
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You would have thought the companies that pretty much invented long-distance shopping by catalog would have seen Amazon coming. Then again I remember people slagging Sears as long as 30 years ago for their poor service. Dinosaurs got to go where dinosaurs go.
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I actually had very good experience with Sears until about 4 or 5 years ago. Sears had a service center in Madison. When I had an issue with a Craftsman snow blower, I dropped it off there and they fixed it. I could also get replacement parts there for appliances. They closed the service center 4 or 5 years ago.
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BSmack wrote:You would have thought the companies that pretty much invented long-distance shopping by catalog would have seen Amazon coming.
I'm guessing this is something you might know a little something about given your location, what with Xerox and Kodak also having been in prime positions to capitalize on the future within their respective markets only to spectacularly squander them.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Put me down for Sears. I suspect they’ll shut it down after the Xmas season.

Should have done it a decade ago.


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You should have called it before it was announced, dumbfuck.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/business ... index.html
It's why I made my post, you fukking idiot. Excuse me for not posting a link. It was all over the news the last day or two.
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smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Put me down for Sears. I suspect they’ll shut it down after the Xmas season.

Should have done it a decade ago.


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You should have called it before it was announced, dumbfuck.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/business ... index.html
It's why I made my post, you fukking idiot. Excuse me for not posting a link. It was all over the news the last day or two.
It sounded like you were making an observation due to your vast knowledge of the market. Which certainly seemed suspect.
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Anyone not on a deserted island the last 10-15 years knows that Sears has had one foot in the grave for a long time. They've stayed afloat the last few year by selling off the family jewelry. I think it would have been best for all involved if they had just shut it down years ago.

When they do go, I suspect they'll take a number of shopping malls with them. I was in the mall on Sunday. Parked right near the door. Wasn't quite a ghost town, but it wasn't like it used to be. Wally-mart down the street was another story.

Isn't KMart part of Sears now? Does this mean they are through as well? Might as well be. Walmart has been curb stomping them for at least 20 years.
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smackaholic wrote:Anyone not on a deserted island the last 10-15 years knows that Sears has had one foot in the grave for a long time.
It sure as fuck didn't help when they hired an hedge fund manager as their CEO and he promptly sold every bit of profit making potential in the company to his hedge fund. I mean that's some Jay Gould level shit.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/18/busi ... mpert.html
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BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Anyone not on a deserted island the last 10-15 years knows that Sears has had one foot in the grave for a long time.
It sure as fuck didn't help when they hired an hedge fund manager as their CEO and he promptly sold every bit of profit making potential in the company to his hedge fund. I mean that's some Jay Gould level shit.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/18/busi ... mpert.html
Not like he had much choice. He needed operating cash from somewhere. If it can be shown that he gave preferential treatment to his hedge funds, than by all means, crucify him.

Sears was fuct many years ago.This poor sap didn't stand a chance. They should have just sold off the profitable bits, then shut it down years ago. Would have saved shareholders a lot of money.
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I see Alex Trebek is still on the board. I was going to go with him, but after seeing R Kelley being interviewed, I think I gotta go with Robert.
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Do DP picks have to be a named person?

If not. I would like to nominate "next ISIS leader".

The shelf life on those fukks ain't to good.
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Danny Aiello. Not that old.

Olivia De haviland from "gone with the wind" is still alive.
She's gotta be 103 at the very least.

Betty white is still alive!!!

Amazing!!!
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Don Imus dead at 79.
Radio legend and icon.
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EAP wrote:Don Imus dead at 79.
Radio legend and icon.
Nappy headed ho.
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BSmack wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:38 am
EAP wrote:Don Imus dead at 79.
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Well. It needed to be said.
So he said it.
RIP
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Terry Jones dead at 77.
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DUMBOCUNTS!

THEY DIE 2020

KAPUTT!
FINITO!
Finished!
Au revior faggot dumbokunts....you went
the way of the dodo bird in 2020.
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Betty White is doing very well at 98.
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Put me down for a C note on Rush Limburger.
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Mikey wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:45 pm Put me down for a C note on Rush Limburger.
Not so fast.
He's got fresh lungs on order from a young healthy football player who died in a tragic crash.

Rush will be here for a while longer
Bill Maher should be eaten by a crocodile.
Sean Penn, colorectal cancer.
Ruthie is already MIA.
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Tom Hanks and his wife Rita, both resting comfortably in an Australian hospital with the corona virus.

They both have excellent immune systems, so neither will be in jeopardy.

Thank God. The guy's a modern day Jimmy Stewart for christ's sake.
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Roach wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:06 pm Ok, but who will be the first Death-Pool-Rules (see .net) qualifying individual to die from the WuFlu?

Some old Italian actor with AIDS.
How about legendary Miami dolphins coach Don Shula?
His immune system is very weak.
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Looks like Joe Diffie beat everybody to the punch.
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BSmack wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:59 pm Looks like Joe Diffie beat everybody to the punch.
So let me get this straight
Joe Diffie wrote the lyrics to "lean on me".
And Bill Withers took those lyrics to a much higher level than the actual songwriter.
Both just died within days of each other?
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Which proves my point about artistry. A true artist with soul, can and will take the lyrics of the actual songwriter, to a greater level of greatness.
Johnny cash did that several times, especially with Trent Reznor's "Hurt".
Ella Fitzgerald, Sinatra the king elvis, etc....all doing it many times.
If there's someone here who doesn't understand that, I'll be more than happy to educate you.
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Dear Leader is looking pretty good right about now.

Kim Jung pretty fukking Ill apparently.

Word is, he had a tough time breaking par today.

Be interesting to see how the power fight goes after this.

How'd you like to be the Doctor that worked on him?

Not that it was his fault, but, he's pretty much fuct.
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smackaholic wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:29 am Dear Leader is looking pretty good right about now.

Kim Jung pretty fukking Ill apparently.

Word is, he had a tough time breaking par today.

Be interesting to see how the power fight goes after this.

How'd you like to be the Doctor that worked on him?

Not that it was his fault, but, he's pretty much fuct.
Maybe RGB will go before him.
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EAP wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:35 am
smackaholic wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:29 am Dear Leader is looking pretty good right about now.

Kim Jung pretty fukking Ill apparently.

Word is, he had a tough time breaking par today.

Be interesting to see how the power fight goes after this.

How'd you like to be the Doctor that worked on him?

Not that it was his fault, but, he's pretty much fuct.
Maybe RGB will go before him.
There's a beautiful conservative catholic judge waiting to fill the seat of the left wing government control socialist.
I want her seated before they put her in the ground and her seat is still warm
Per Mitch McTurtleface it's too soon until the election to nominate someone to SCOTUS. We need to wait until next year to nominate any new justices.
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I’m sure there is an exception for Dump.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:35 pm
EAP wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:35 am
smackaholic wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:29 am Dear Leader is looking pretty good right about now.

Kim Jung pretty fukking Ill apparently.

Word is, he had a tough time breaking par today.

Be interesting to see how the power fight goes after this.

How'd you like to be the Doctor that worked on him?

Not that it was his fault, but, he's pretty much fuct.
Maybe RGB will go before him.
There's a beautiful conservative catholic judge waiting to fill the seat of the left wing government control socialist.
I want her seated before they put her in the ground and her seat is still warm
Per Mitch McTurtleface it's too soon until the election to nominate someone to SCOTUS. We need to wait until next year to nominate any new justices.
Nah.
We only did that because Obama lied to the entire country about Garland Merrick.
The news media of course protected Obama as usual.

Turns out that Obama told the country that Garland was a moderate mainstream judge.
After some research into his decisions and ideology, Obama DID INDEED LIE.
Garland was an extreme left wing nutjob.
So in hindsight, Obama got exactly what he deserved for lying to the nation.
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Apparently you've been dipping into Rush Limpdick's supply of Oxycontins......
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:35 pm Per Mitch McTurtleface it's too soon until the election to nominate someone to SCOTUS. We need to wait until next year to nominate any new justices.
And if Team D hadn’t changed the rules then maybe Kavanaugh isn’t on the SCOTUS. But they did and it is what it is. Don’t like what Mitch did by not approving Garland, then vote in a Team D controlled Senate.
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