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by RumpleForeskin
Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 4193

What'd I miss?
by RumpleForeskin
Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:50 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: if conference usa...
Replies: 16
Views: 390

Memphis blew away the competition in C-USA. They seem to get lulled asleep in some games and then *BAM*, they can go on a 12-0 run just like that. I think Memphis is better than what y'all are giving them credit for. They did make the elite 8 last year and they seem to have more depth this year. So,...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A One Board Bitch.
Replies: 11
Views: 820

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Image

I believe the tardlings are our future,
smack them well and watch them pee their legs...
Joe Lewis was 137 years old
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:57 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: KU achilles heel
Replies: 5
Views: 355

If A&M beats Texas and KU, could you give out two #1s to the Big XII? Its possible. UCLA and Ohio St. have the other #1s wrapped up, but if UNC takes the ACC, then they will most likely grab another #1 seed. If Memphis takes down the C-USA tourney by blowing out all of their opponents, then they...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:33 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Shocker in the Making (Potentially)
Replies: 27
Views: 2416

I think a 6 seed is about right, and I can see anything from a first round loss to a run to the elite 8. Well, anything is possible in the tourney but I think a first round loss is more likey than an elite 8 appearance. Duke is slow and lack the inside presence to dominate the glass over a mid-majo...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:13 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Shocker in the Making (Potentially)
Replies: 27
Views: 2416

LSU upsets Tennesee in OT. They could possibly bust a bubble.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:10 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Shocker in the Making (Potentially)
Replies: 27
Views: 2416

Wake missed free throws down the stretch. Overtime.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:01 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Shocker in the Making (Potentially)
Replies: 27
Views: 2416

Goergia Tech also losing to Wake Forest right now.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:59 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Shocker in the Making (Potentially)
Replies: 27
Views: 2416

SWITCH!

LSU and Tennessee in OT right now. LSU could be a bubble buster now that Temple has come into his own when Big baby was hurt. They underacheived this year, but they have the potential to make a run in the SEC tourney. We'll see.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:58 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: All Houston Semifinal mathup in C-USA! Koolaid!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 131

All Houston Semifinal mathup in C-USA! Koolaid!!!

Rice upset #2 seed Central Florida and Houston was able to hold off Southern Miss as the two teams will battle it out tomorrow to take on Memphis (barring a major upset). At least one H-Town school will have an outside shot at making the touney, but I won't be holding my breath.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Things That Piss You Off
Replies: 32
Views: 1031

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:12 dogs and only 8 buns.
So, 4 of the women you've dated had no ass whatsoever, hmmm?
*rimshot*

That is hilarious

Speakin' of little things that piss me off, tards who think they are funny but really are stupid and ghey.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Things That Piss You Off
Replies: 32
Views: 1031

12 dogs and only 8 buns.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: [/i]yourself[/i]
Oh Jesus. Do you know how many more pages of this thread you have created by misusing the italics function?!?!
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

*tip toes in quietly but steps on Felix's tail*

Oh...uhhh....sorry fellas.

*taps on Dog's and timmay's shoulder's and whispers*

Your presence is requested at the other board.

(normal voice)

Carry on. Sorry to interrupt. Hey! What the hell is a picture of my wife doing here!?!?!?!
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An outstanding father and daddy
Replies: 14
Views: 891

Hell hath no fury.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

i think EM is one funny guy

/s/

Image
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women . The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into ev...
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was molested by the one on the right.
Well, I've had my fair share of the poo-lolly
We've had you eating shit popsicles since you got here, so yeah, I'd say you got this one right.

hardyharhar.

I feel some knock knock jokes brewing in the hopper.
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was molested by the one on the right.
Well, I've had my fair share of the poo-lolly which is a lot more than what you can say you've plungered. And no, the time you played dressup with your best friend and your Uncle Howard is not considered "tapping the A"
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Dog wrote:I'd do the one on the left!
Not unless you enjoy your dick falling off. The chick on the left is a slut. She's been plugged more than a vmeg stuffer.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

What? Would that be considered the 9/11 of message board blasts over at SN or sumthin? "I bet you masterbate! Ha!" Brutal stuff, there. No, just trying to even things out a bit considering there are 5 virgins taking time out of their busy replication of the Enterprise schedule to pile on ...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Oh, and while your down there.......yeah, that's it. I've already filled up 22 Fleischmann's packets. Fat drunk and yeasty is no way to go through life. I think my snorkel has been clogged with leavening agents from your thighs. Yes, yes, add "diseased" to the list of things that I could ...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Just put em on the glass already, you filthy whore.
What good is that gonna do, seein' how you've never seen a pair.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

RumpleForeskin wrote: Do you hang out by the bike racks?
Seein' how I started the elementary school blasts you go and post
Goober McTuber wrote: Bully role? How old are you? Are you still getting picked on during lunch break?

Is there anything else I can help you with?
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Goober McTuber wrote: OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.
Its a damn shame that T1b would let you represent the bully role today.

I know...I know...the role doesn't really suit you because cocksmokers come across as passive.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Goober McTuber wrote: You wife is a fat fucking pig.
Legendary.

Do you hang out by the bike racks?
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

dot dot dot ryan wrote:So is it customary for new posters to put up a picture of their wife?
No dots. Just a little challenge I posed to this board since they are noted for being legendary smackers.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Mister Bushice wrote:Dude your wife has bode on most of the parade floats on news year day. That doesn't mean we'll be standing on the curb in Pasadena waiting for a peek.
Says the tard who still buys flowers for his glove.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

My wife still has BODE If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right. Ummmm, quick question..... You didn't see that coming? Its quite alright. I've already been down this road with these fags. Drop a pic of teh wifey and you get every outdated fat joke known to man (and woman). VERY FRESH.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Jacktown Smack wrote:They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.
My wife still has BODE
If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right.
44 EE is something every man wishes for. My wish came true. Who care if there was a little extra baggage.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

Jacktown Smack wrote:They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.
My wife still has BODE
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rumors swirling about Cheney's health
Replies: 103
Views: 4623

He is dead. Its just a really good marionette being controlled by a couple of secret service agents and his hunting guide.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20228

I'm not posting in this thread anymore.

*celebration ensues*
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Walter Scott Edwards II
Replies: 23
Views: 789

Atomic Punk wrote:Watch out Bushice, I think the visiting tard has a liking for you. Leg humping soon to follow.
I was told not to pay any attention to you this time of night.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:32 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Green gets Green and Green lets him go!
Replies: 10
Views: 975

Its really tough to know we could have had Bush and now its even really tough to know that his replacement is a overpaid fumbling vet who is pass his prime.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Walter Scott Edwards II
Replies: 23
Views: 789

Mister Bushice wrote:I'll bet it smells like it.
If only you knew what pussy smelled like. Day 1 of your existance was your only experience. Tis' a shame.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Walter Scott Edwards II
Replies: 23
Views: 789

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:What did the doctors use to peel back her flaps? A crane?
You of all people ask that?
Bait?
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:08 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Texas-Kansas
Replies: 19
Views: 1302

i think you mean 6 games in a row there cool breeze. not having the facts hurts your "home team" argument. http://kenpom.com/sked.php?&y=2007&team=Texas Louisville closed out their Big East conference schedule with 6 wins.....where's the Cardinal hyperbole since that's your criter...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:59 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Texas-Kansas
Replies: 19
Views: 1302

War Wagon wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
7 in a row isn't considered "winning some conference games in a row"?
That's exactly what he said, Rumpleslowguy... that they'd won some conference games in a row.

Hello?
I guess I misinterpreted the post. I've been known to do that on occasion.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do ya think?
Replies: 36
Views: 3342

TPT fine art is what I call it.