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- Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Arrogant Prick
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1516
Arrogant Prick
As most of you are aware by now, I am employed for my father-in-law's independent broker-dealer. We're a small firm that houses about 40 brokers (reps). I've single-handedly trained about 30 reps with transitioning their business over to our firm in addition to getting them setup for our websites, i...
- Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:50 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Sooners....
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1286
Re: Sooners....
I stubbed my toe this morning.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Ocean - man's toilet bowl.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1245
Re: The Ocean - man's toilet bowl.
88 wrote:I'm a dork
The Tri-lambs embrace your efforts.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Can someone.....
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1910
Re: Can someone.....
Forgive me for not posting my drunk posting disclosure for the last 3 posts. Here it is: All RumpleForeskin (herein-after referred to as Rumps) posts for the eleventh day of November two-thousand and eight are attributed to the influence of alcoholic beverages. Any and all posts submitted by Rumps o...
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Can someone.....
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1910
Re: Can someone.....
Oh fuck no.War Wagon wrote:Guns & Roses?RumpleForeskin wrote:I thought about Ang quite a bit last night when crafting a new playlist for my Ipod. Sweet Jesus, is it smoooooooth.
Lets put it this way, there is enough ELO and England Dan on this playlist to create a plethra of smoothness that will last a fortnight.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Can someone.....
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1910
Re: Can someone.....
I thought about Ang quite a bit last night when crafting a new playlist for my Ipod. Sweet Jesus, is it smoooooooth.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My semi-annual drive by post in order to RACK
- Replies: 68
- Views: 4584
Re: My semi-annual drive by post in order to RACK
No, 'tosser is not the cocksucker he used to be. He has now relagated himself to bouts of uncontrollable outbursts when I start threads about school.
- Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So we elected a comedian?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 2549
Re: So we elected a comedian?
The chicken grease is really going to show on the red phone.
- Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If a porta potti could talk, what would it say?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1737
Re: If a porta potti could talk, what would it say?
"Psst. Hey, PSU, you missed a spot."
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
- Replies: 202
- Views: 8100
Re: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
I just wanted to send a hearty fuck you to all the dumbfucks that voted for a straight-ticket rather than going through each candidate and making a sound choice. The County Judge position should have been a landslide, but dude won by less than 5% because of all the idiots who voted democrat in the g...
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
- Replies: 202
- Views: 8100
Re: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
Okay. I go to bed now.
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
- Replies: 202
- Views: 8100
Re: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
I am way out of my element here, but with only 50% of the precincts reporting in Ohio, McCain is within 100,000 votes in that state. Is it possible we could have another Florida on our hands? Just wondering.
Anywho, it probably still won't matter.
Anywho, it probably still won't matter.
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
- Replies: 202
- Views: 8100
Re: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
Congrats to Obama. Ran a smart campaign and deserves the throne as the leader of the free world. I've just called the movers and booked one-way tickets to Costa Rica.
- Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:29 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: The frustration just keeps mounting
- Replies: 1
- Views: 378
The frustration just keeps mounting
Houston had so many chances to win that game yesterday but managed to fall on their own knife on more than one occasion. It's the same ol' song and dance with this team.....well....maybe not. Before, the Texans would play themselves out of the game well before the 4th quarter, but now, they are in t...
- Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:16 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Your Top Ten...RIGHT NOW
- Replies: 19
- Views: 712
Re: Your Top Ten...RIGHT NOW
Should I have ranked Oregon State ahead of USC based on the result of that game? No, but you rank Texas ahead of OU because the 'horns have played a tougher schedule up to this point AND they beat OU. Who gives a shit if OU was leading for most of the game. They lost because the better team won. It...
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:31 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Your Top Ten...RIGHT NOW
- Replies: 19
- Views: 712
Re: Your Top Ten...RIGHT NOW
I've always been a proponent of body of work. Florida looks unstoppable right now because they have scorched their last two opponents, but they still lost to an unranked opponent at home which means OU, Ok State, and Texas should be ranked ahead of them. Especially Texas because they've already gone...
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:05 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Your Top Ten...RIGHT NOW
- Replies: 19
- Views: 712
Re: Your Top Ten...RIGHT NOW
1. Alabama
2. Penn St.
3. Texas Tech
4. Texas
5. Oklahoma
6. Florida
7. USC
8. Oklahoma St.
9. Gerogia
10. Utah
2. Penn St.
3. Texas Tech
4. Texas
5. Oklahoma
6. Florida
7. USC
8. Oklahoma St.
9. Gerogia
10. Utah
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What will Black people do
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3368
Re: What will Black people do
I'm not saying they will reach their goal, but its better than foreclosing on the house.
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What will Black people do
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3368
Re: What will Black people do
They had sold nearly $40,000 worth of tickets when the interview was conducted.
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What will Black people do
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3368
Re: What will Black people do
I was watching ABC or NBC...one of those primetime shows that was doing a piece on who was to blame for the sub-prime mortgage disaster. This piece was targeting the consumers rather than the banks or lenders. They interviewed about 5 different homeowners (4 white and 1 black) who were about to lose...
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cali voters: YES on 8!!!
- Replies: 144
- Views: 8047
Re: Cali voters: YES on 8!!!
My tax dollars object to that statement. Gay marriage means Ellen can now check the box that reads "Married" on the healthcare packet she has to fill out.Jsc810 wrote:Their marriage has absolutely zero impact on your life.
- Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tattoos - visablity at work
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1736
Re: Tattoos - visablity at work
My brother is a recovering addict and also a graduate of anger management classes. Dude was so screwed in the head for so many years and now has a wife, a one year old boy, and a steady job. Things are good for him right now and he wants to make it even better by getting an education and finding a j...
- Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:32 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
- Replies: 93
- Views: 4417
Re: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
Indy, I've never claimed to be an aTm fan. I'm a Cougar High fan first and a Longhorn fan second. I dig the 'horns 'cus my dad attended UT. As for the latest rankings, I knew the humans would fuck it up. The USA Today poll must be smoking some serious crack by dropping Texas all the way down to 7 af...
- Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:34 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
- Replies: 93
- Views: 4417
Re: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
This is where computers and humans can't figure it out. Florida and OU will probably be ranked ahead of UT this week, but OU lost to #5 UT at a neutral site and Florida lost to unranked Ole Miss at home. UT loses to #7 Tech on the road on the last play of the game, but they will probably fall to #5....
- Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:17 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
- Replies: 93
- Views: 4417
Re: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
Tech receivers went Ike Turner on Curtis Brown all fucking night. Some dropped passes by Texas receivers and that pick Colt threw proved to be very costly as well. Tech played their asses off in the first half and were the better team tonight overall. Rack them for their effort and being a legit BCS...
- Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:37 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
- Replies: 93
- Views: 4417
Re: Taco Tech hammering Longhorns
I'm getting a chuckle out of the handful dumbfucks (Sup JSC and Wags) that don't have the slightest clue of what they are jabbering about. Gald to see Wags calling out someone on falty logic when he started the thread off by comparing Tech's struggle with Nebraska to their dominance over Texas thus ...
- Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:34 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Big 12 is overrated, too?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 566
Re: Big 12 is overrated, too?
I guess that win against Va Tech in the Orange Bowl was a fluke too, huh? Fuck off and die, faggot.
- Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:47 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Showdown in the SHOE!
- Replies: 66
- Views: 3074
Re: Showdown in the SHOE!
Rack the fuck out of the Gritty Lions. That defense stepped up when they had to. Pryor definitely played like a freshman down the stretch. On the play where he threw the interceptions, I think he could've ran for 20 yards. I could be wrong, but that right side of the field looked wide open for him t...
- Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:22 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: The gauntlet continues...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1170
Re: The gauntlet continues...
Yeah, McCoy made two bonehead plays that would have put the game out of reach, but luckily, the defense stepped up when they had to and bailed his ass out. I thought Ok State used the right approach by blitzing from all directions. It definitely took the big play away. I was a little surprised Davis...
- Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:40 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: The gauntlet continues...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1170
Re: The gauntlet continues...
Wow, OSU had a momentum changing turnover, but Sexton fucked it up by shoving McCoy up around the helmet. What a fucking moron.
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Knicks almost turn a corner
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1422
Re: Knicks almost turn a corner
What does Miss C have to do with this?BSmack wrote:I just ate at Red Lobster.
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Knicks almost turn a corner
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1422
Re: Knicks almost turn a corner
He is and always will be my favorite basketball player.
As a businessman and coach??? meh.
As a businessman and coach??? meh.
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My knees are complete shit
- Replies: 52
- Views: 4622
Re: My knees are complete shit
Since this thread is really about rants and not the glory days of childhood yesteryears, I though I might share this with the class... The last two weeks of my life were the most intense and stressful stretch of days I have ever endured. As most of you know or are aware, I am currently enrolled in 1...
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My knees are complete shit
- Replies: 52
- Views: 4622
Re: My knees are complete shit
Makes you wonder if Wolfie was designated as the guy who had to climb the ladder and retrieve the ball when a basket was made.
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My knees are complete shit
- Replies: 52
- Views: 4622
Re: My knees are complete shit
One thing that seems to be conveniently skipped over whilst discussing the fagification of today's youth are the parents. These kids are the spawn of your generation, dude. If the parents weren't such gaping pussbags, the kids likely wouldn't be. Oh yeah, no doubt. My generation was coddled more th...
Re: MIA
The AFC is a mystery to me. Up is down, down is up, left is ri.....you get the picture.
If the Texans beat the Bugles thise week, then they are in the thick of things. I just know that J-ville and Indy game are going to come back and bite us in the ass.
If the Texans beat the Bugles thise week, then they are in the thick of things. I just know that J-ville and Indy game are going to come back and bite us in the ass.
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Honest political question for all of us.
- Replies: 21
- Views: 751
Re: Honest political question for all of us.
I guess I fit in the spineless group because I didn't vote for anyone in 2000 or 2004.
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Honest political question for all of us.
- Replies: 21
- Views: 751
Re: Honest political question for all of us.
Present. I'm not a fan of either candidate. There are a couple of things I like about Obama and a couple of things I like about McCain, but overall, I can't stand either one of them. The only man I think who was a legit candidate and could solve our financial crisis and foreign affairs was Ron Paul....
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My knees are complete shit
- Replies: 52
- Views: 4622
Re: My knees are complete shit
....while we played with knives and hatchets and experimented with various incendiary devices. Those were the old days. As a child of the 80's, our vandalistic endeavors usually resulted in self-inflicted wounds with bottle rockets, fresh pine cones, and firing rocks and eggs straight up into the b...
- Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2188
Re: Straight Talk Express Coming Off the Tracks...
The only difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her gash is that only some of the things that come out her gash are retarded.