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by OCmike
Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: _Rack Joe Rogan!
Replies: 29
Views: 1729

I've heard some of Rogan's stand up before. It's not too bad. The only thing is though, he tends to get so excited when telling a really good joke that he does the whole thing in this yell/high-pitch voice that's kind of annoying. And he sounds like he's always out of breath. The material was pretty...
by OCmike
Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charlie Sheen - Nut Job
Replies: 115
Views: 5062

if the steel merely softened, instead of melting, wouldn't that just mean the building would bend? a building like that has all kinds of supports built into it, right? how does steel bending suddenly equal the complete and utter collapse that occured with both Towers and Building 7? crumbling inwar...
by OCmike
Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hispanic walk-out tomorrow
Replies: 59
Views: 3065

So, what is it exactly that you're trying to say, Van?

:D
by OCmike
Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Justice! Charges dropped against sexy teacher!
Replies: 34
Views: 2527

Just stop. Word. One of the most annoying things about just about every chick is that when you make a rational argument, they respond by spewing off a slather of exceptions to a 99.9% rule. Ugh. If a male or female has hair on their patch, it's not pedophilia or child molestation. Plain and simple.
by OCmike
Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charlie Sheen - Nut Job
Replies: 115
Views: 5062

you're an anonymous note leaving pussy... That reset will never not be funny. Yeh, to put it in context, look at mvscal's 8000+ anonymous posts to this message board of shit he would never say to a person's face in real life. A valid point, but 99% of the people who post on any smack board don't ta...
by OCmike
Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charlie Sheen - Nut Job
Replies: 115
Views: 5062

you're an anonymous note leaving pussy...
That reset will never not be funny.
by OCmike
Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charlie Sheen - Nut Job
Replies: 115
Views: 5062

No a nut job is someone who can look at the pic I posted (I can post a non photoshopped one if you like) on the first page and say a 757 hit that building because the government said so. Now THAT'S a nut job. I saw a red X too. But I don't need to see whatever it was that you posted in ignorance to...
by OCmike
Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charlie Sheen - Nut Job
Replies: 115
Views: 5062

Good god you are an idiot. 30 minutes after being hit the towers should have flown about 20 blocks opposite of how they were hit. I was regurgitating the takes provided by strutural engineers who, yaknow, do that sort of thing for a living... Don't like it? Write a fucking letter to the History Cha...
by OCmike
Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charlie Sheen - Nut Job
Replies: 115
Views: 5062

Chucky is just jumping onto the 9-11 conspircy bandwagon with this guy among others: The Towers fell in reverse order of how they were hit. That's not normal. Building 7 was not smacked by any plane, but it fell to the ground. That's suspect. No other buildings in the vicinity fell as completely as...
by OCmike
Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All The Hype With All The Fizzle
Replies: 19
Views: 570

Dr_Phibes wrote:
Cicero wrote:I have yet to hear from any of the Lefties how the situation should be remedied????
surrender - you'll get good terms.

shameless plug: RACK Belarus voting 82% for communism
And Iraq voted for Saddam at a 98% clip in their last election....big deal.
by OCmike
Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:41 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Calabasas = Smoking Nazis
Replies: 281
Views: 18218

Awwwww, did him get his feewings hurt?
by OCmike
Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Calabasas = Smoking Nazis
Replies: 281
Views: 18218

mvscal wrote:It is grammatically correct. Your ignorance is your personal problem.
And your self-loathing because of your heritage is yours.
by OCmike
Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Calabasas = Smoking Nazis
Replies: 281
Views: 18218

mvscal wrote:
OCmike wrote:the vast majority could give a fuck if you're bothered by their smoke or not.
Why should they? People like you make me want to take up the habit for no other reason than to blow smoke your face.
Maybe you might want to take an English course while you're at it.
by OCmike
Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:26 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Calabasas = Smoking Nazis
Replies: 281
Views: 18218

Correct me if I am wrong, but are we not talking about smoking OUTSIDE??? In California? http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~fry/pictures/smog.jpg Methinks they have some other issues to worry about first. Yeah, like how I'm going to skip out on work and head to the beach on a day as nice as the one in the...
by OCmike
Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK George Clooney
Replies: 3
Views: 262

Brilliant use of post #7720.
by OCmike
Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did you hear about that Muslim whackjob?
Replies: 27
Views: 1009

BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:The world be better off w/ guys like me understand morals and dont hate their own country.
How do you make it through the day without people laughing in your face?
Touche`. You must keep your political opinions to yourself when off the boards.
by OCmike
Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK George Clooney
Replies: 3
Views: 262

RACK George Clooney

Although I rarely agree with his politics and hope the Dems don't listen to him, he is the kind of Liberal wacko that I can respect. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/399189p-338232c.html George Clooney has a message for Democratic office-holders who voted for the war in Iraq, only to cla...
by OCmike
Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memo to homeland security
Replies: 4
Views: 873

I'm sure Diego and OCMIKE meant well. But, when are you dumbfucks going to stop labeling people as liberals or conservatives. The cult is dead. Those politicians serve us, because we vote for them. When are our borders going to be fucking closed? I need only travel to my local ghetto to see them al...
by OCmike
Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memo to homeland security
Replies: 4
Views: 873

My favorite part is the last line. The "they'll all be insured" crap was the same shit they slung against the wall here in CA to try to push through driver's licenses for illegals here. For one thing, all the illegals who bother to apply will do is buy insurance for one month, long enough ...
by OCmike
Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:18 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Arab control of ports?
Replies: 343
Views: 19408

We aren't at war with the UAE. We're cozied up with the dictator/king and there's money at stake. That's as far as it goes. So? Is there some requirement that we only do business with our best buddies? The UAE has already had the opportunity to destroy entire armored divisions worth of equipment. T...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Arab control of ports?
Replies: 343
Views: 19408

And now we're turning over operational control of major ports in major cities to a country that is NOT a democracy, whose citizens were actively involved in 9/11? There are far more radical Islamists in Britain than there are in the UAE. What part of security is our responsibility are you strugglin...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

His answer was cooler.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

MuchoBulls wrote:4. Burma-Thailand Railway
Yep.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

Mikey wrote:4. The Bridge on the River Kwai
OCmike thinks that answer is incorrect.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Arab control of ports?
Replies: 343
Views: 19408

I don't have a problem with this sale, other than the fact that I'd rather have NO foreign gov't run ANY of our ports. But if our gov't is going to allow the practice, these guys are as good as anyone else. While in the Navy, my ship pulled into port twice in the U.A.E. and security was far better t...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

Goober McTuber wrote:1. Who won the ladies' Super G at the 1998 Nagano games?

Picabo Street
Word. By .01 seconds just a couple months after shredding a knee in a wreck. RACK American athletes.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

Mikey wrote:
Mikey wrote:6. 1955
(I'm not going to mention why this year is easy for me to remember)
:oops:
Did you just quote yourself in the 3rd person? Primadonnas...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

OCmike wrote:
ppanther wrote:6. 1952
Nope.
And while I'm thinking about it...TURN IN YOUR SOCAL CARD!! :D
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

ppanther wrote:6. 1952
Nope.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 32
Views: 1063

OCmike's Humpday Challenge

OCmike's Humpday Challenge There is only one rule: No more than one correctly answered question per person, per hour. 1. Who won the ladies' Super G at the 1998 Nagano games? (Picabo Street) 2. What is snowboarder Shawn White's nickname? (The Flying Tomato) 3. What world leader's policies included ...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Abramoff? I don't know any "Jack Abramoff"...
Replies: 14
Views: 662

PSUFAN wrote:I doubt any of that really happened, Dio.
:lol: I laughed.

That, to me, is no different than Cheney having the power companies and oil companies set US energy policy.

Same shit, different administration.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

This week's winner of the Coveted Golden Emu is...Neely8!

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by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

MuchoBulls wrote:10 Carole Montillet (2002 was in Salt Lake)
Errr...I knew that. :D I was looking for the winner in Nagano.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:5. What Super Bowl MVP was booed during the pregame ceremony? Why?

Larry Brown. MVP who picked off O'Donnell in Pitts last SB appearance.
You must NEVER speak his name!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol:
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

Re: OCmike's Humpday Challenge

5. What Super Bowl MVP was booed during the pregame ceremony? Why? Tom Brady. Because he's Tom Fucking Brady. No, there was someone booed quite a bit louder than Brady. But Brady was booed. Not like the guy I'm talking about. There was booing and then there's what this guy got. He smiled through th...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

Re: OCmike's Humpday Challenge

BSmack wrote:5. What Super Bowl MVP was booed during the pregame ceremony? Why?

Tom Brady.

Because he's Tom Fucking Brady.
No, there was someone booed quite a bit louder than Brady.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

Neely8 wrote:#8-----Bill Johnson
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Memo to Bode Miller... This is how it's done.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

Re: OCmike's Humpday Challenge

Shoalzie wrote:Where ya been, mang?
Busy as hell.
by OCmike
Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 35
Views: 1269

OCmike's Humpday Challenge

OCmike's Humpday Challenge There is only one rule: No more than one correctly answered question per person, per hour. 1. What automaker once made a vehicle model called the “brat”? (Subaru) 2. What two notable Super Bowl MVPs were no-shows for the pre-game ceremony? (Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana) 3....
by OCmike
Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US `can beat' North Korea.
Replies: 46
Views: 2644

Nevermind the fact that it wouldn't be their fight. I mean, if someone was attacking Mexico because of the same nuclear standoff b.s., we might take more than a casual interest, but it ain't like we'd join the war just because they're our neighbors.