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by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The House is now held by the Democrats
Replies: 64
Views: 1744

Atomic Punk wrote:Great, a tard smackoff.
No, you werent invited.
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The House is now held by the Democrats
Replies: 64
Views: 1744

And time for Pelosi to set-back womens rights 100 years once everybody see's what a clown she is front and center. This going to be FUN! Grow up you fucking child. Not a chance. He's already hit the nursery ceiling or his level of incompetence or whatever. Yeh and Mikey the Democrats are known for ...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The House is now held by the Democrats
Replies: 64
Views: 1744

War Wagon wrote:Well, dungslinger just told me.

Mikey, please be gentle.

I don't know how much more abuse I can take after that stinging rebuke.
I get it "Dungslinger", youre incapable of a creative thought. Youre a fucking child.
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The House is now held by the Democrats
Replies: 64
Views: 1744

War Wagon wrote:
Mikey wrote:Time for Hastert to sit down and STFU.
And time for Pelosi to set-back womens rights 100 years once everybody see's what a clown she is front and center.

This going to be FUN!
Grow up you fucking child.
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The House is now held by the Democrats
Replies: 64
Views: 1744

Re: The House is now held by the Democrats

Time to start the impeachment. For what? This country voted in a bunch of dumbfucks like mvscal and they didnt get the fucking hint during the election in 2004. Now, you want to start impeaching this fucking dipshit in office? Youre no worse then them over the Monika Lewinsky bullshit. We cant impe...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool photo
Replies: 27
Views: 1933

Excellent. 8) Those are real difficult to keep in captivity, or so I understand, props to that zoo. I volunteered at the Indianapolis Zoo for a year when I was young. They had an octopus that escaped his aquarium and left never to be found again. Then they got another and the day it arrived me and ...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Democratic bastards have stolen the election !!!
Replies: 10
Views: 407

PS: There are small signs in Indiana that the 2 seats up for grabs are not just going to Democrats, but the Republican incumbents are getting royally fucked like a gaggle of black kids on the bedspread in mvscal's home.

Actually just the 8th, the 9th is close.
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Democratic bastards have stolen the election !!!
Replies: 10
Views: 407

Did he really start a thread whining about losing and complaining about Democrats before any votes were turned in?

Jesus, these "self proclaimed" Republicans need to be shot in the face. Fucking pathetic cult fuckers.
by Gunslinger
Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On election day, which pisses you off more?
Replies: 5
Views: 260

Justa Heel wrote:Crackheads aren't allowed to vote?
Not if convicted and given a felony. Barring that they are allowed to be president.
by Gunslinger
Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: House and Senate elections, call it
Replies: 47
Views: 2163

mvscal posts that sound that what GI Joe says when you pull the thread on his back: 984 He is like a GI Joe figurine. You are correct about his puppetness. *check* You are correct about his soullessness. *check* You are correct about his ability to talk and inability to do anything. *check* You are...
by Gunslinger
Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:14 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Latest polls: Hitler was right
Replies: 84
Views: 4252

I should have amended that to say "posed a threat to the United States". And you would still be wrong, you fucking moron. And your going to prove again how Saddam bombed Oklahoma City? I think you'd be funny homeless. Your random rants to strangers about your fucking loony conspiracies wo...
by Gunslinger
Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saddam: Found guilty and sentenced to death by hanging
Replies: 146
Views: 10420

My take is that Saddam WILL NOT be HUNG!! Thus cementing your status as the single most idiotic sack of shit in human history. You do make a very compelling argument for compulsory eugencis, though. Saddam swings in 60 days or less. Can you give me my NFL pick of the week? Considering how spot on y...
by Gunslinger
Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!
Replies: 11
Views: 461

Re: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!

Mister Bushice wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
*finishes laptop taking shit
Your laptop takes a shit every time you post.
Exactly, this website is a toilet collecting shit.
by Gunslinger
Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saddam: Found guilty and sentenced to death by hanging
Replies: 146
Views: 10420

He hasn't done anything unusually horrible .... ? You sure ... ? He attempted to take over Kuwaiit. What would you call that ... ? Btw, what warranted the 'liberation' was the fact that Saddam was in violation of his cease-fire agreement. When a cease-fire agreement is violated, guess what ... ? Go...
by Gunslinger
Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saddam: Found guilty and sentenced to death by hanging
Replies: 146
Views: 10420

Saddam isnt a radical Muslim and isnt the type of Muslim that would declare Jihad on the United States. While clutching his Quran the ousted leader, trembling and defiant, shouted "God is great!" as the judge handed down the verdict. Yes, of course. All secular Muslims give a rousing chor...
by Gunslinger
Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you know this guy??
Replies: 11
Views: 1443

Your posts are terrible, Jack. Just straight up, god-awful posts, you have. You should go see his post in the Saddam thread, where he asks: "So how many virgins will Saddam get in heaven?" Its always disturbing to see how much affect Glenn Beck, OReilly, etc has on the masses of ignorant ...
by Gunslinger
Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saddam: Found guilty and sentenced to death by hanging
Replies: 146
Views: 10420

So, How many virgins does Saddam get after he dies?? Everyone please read this to truly understand the absolute fucking retardness of those that are "self proclaimed" Republicans. Here's a clue Jack. Saddam isnt a radical Muslim and isnt the type of Muslim that would declare Jihad on the ...
by Gunslinger
Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Republican Family Values......
Replies: 79
Views: 2645

a consensual extramarital affair is one thing, and a sick fuck who likes to beat the shit out of women is quite another. No it's not Terry, It's WRONG! You won't find me making excuses for their actions or ever supporting what they do because of politics. You say Clinton was "stupid" I sa...
by Gunslinger
Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!
Replies: 11
Views: 461

Re: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/aponline/22857.64NETHERLANDS-HORSES.sff.jpg Think of this silly herd of stranded horses as the American public. They're stranded by KNEE-DEEP water. What's keeping them from acting? From simply charging into the shallow water and fording the narrow stretch to la...
by Gunslinger
Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something else to bicker over
Replies: 45
Views: 3072

Choose English. Old English is better at quelling the everyday stench. The funny thing is, you werent making a joke. You do use Old English and you do suggest it to friends. You wouldnt stop fucking raving about it at Troll Stop Sacramento. "Hey it smells like sex in here!!" Y: "Spra...
by Gunslinger
Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something else to bicker over
Replies: 45
Views: 3072

Yeah, we were pussies for not wearing helmets in Basra, daring to talk to Iraqis like human beings, and basically wiping up the shit you created, like a proper army does. So you talked and then you ran away and left it the militias. Brilliant plan. Way to show the world what "badasses" yo...
by Gunslinger
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Republican Family Values......
Replies: 79
Views: 2645

Re: More Republican Family Values......

ALLENTOWN, Pa. - A Republican congressman accused of abusing his ex-mistress agreed to pay her about $500,000 in a settlement last year that contained a powerful incentive for her to keep quiet until after Election Day, a person familiar with the terms of the deal told The Associated Press. Yep.......
by Gunslinger
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Republican Family Values......
Replies: 79
Views: 2645

You see me as a Republican first and a second rate jackass because some asshole in some shithole somehow represents every other Republican because other myopic twats who are owned by their own egos and quest for being something "more special" than you and I and put an R behind his special...
by Gunslinger
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

Yo, slinger. All full of Dem talking points tonite? Nice to see you can form a coherent sentence... er sorta', once in awhile when the mood strikes. Props on the effort, but you're still a gibbering dumbfuck. Dem talking points? This piece of shit government grabs on to whats popular and uses it. T...
by Gunslinger
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

If Dungslinger thinks all of those things he listed would be in better shape had J. Kerry been elected he's even dumber than I already know him to be. What fucking ass zit that I popped shouted "John Kerry for president!" You are stuck on fucking retarded. Why is it that every democracy o...
by Gunslinger
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

Yo, slinger. All full of Dem talking points tonite? Nice to see you can form a coherent sentence... er sorta', once in awhile when the mood strikes. Props on the effort, but you're still a gibbering dumbfuck. I'm under the impression Slinger is convinced GWB is as well as has been The Executive, Le...
by Gunslinger
Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote: ...you can't get comedy like this at the freakin Improv.
You only get two choices. You go with the lesser of two evils, hope for the best, and then stick with your decision.
Yeh, that'll teach them. We will all be sloth and not do a damn thing to strip them of their oligarchy.
by Gunslinger
Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

I voted for him because he's a man of principle and doesn't give a flying fuck what insipid cunts like you think. LOL I know, he doesnt care how I think Osama Bin Laden should be dead. N. Korea shouldn't have nukes. Iran shouldnt get nukes. Mexicans should stop crossing our border illegally. Wastef...
by Gunslinger
Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

I heard a caller on John Gibson's radio show last night who said Ann Coulter said bascially the same thing as Kerry in an interview with some magazine ... which I can't recall. :x The caller claimed Coulter made some statement along the lines -- that only the dumbest among us end up being atheletes...
by Gunslinger
Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

I don't think Dungslinger has earned the av title "eternal scobode" quite yet. Pig fucking circus monkey, maybe. You were a part of the ruckus that had me banned from the political forum for "not contributing intellectual debate". Yet you allow the mvscal asshat, to post his one...
by Gunslinger
Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

I can't help but wonder why you're gnashing your tooth over an issue that is of no concern to you. God Damn you stupid fuck! Britain fought this war also. Kerry wasn't talking to or about British troops, dipshit. And your opinion matters why? Youre the ignorant moron that believes Saddam was involv...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

mvscal wrote:I can't help but wonder why you're gnashing your tooth over an issue that is of no concern to you.
God Damn you stupid fuck! Britain fought this war also.

Tell the board how you believe Saddam was responsible for the Oklahoma City bombings. Come on you can do it!! Let us see you type it again.
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

Atomic Punk wrote:
Tourette's wrote:
Fuckin' awesome, go beat your dick off for that one.
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

And im sorry but i have to work in the morning. I cant post more here, so the next time i get the chance from my busy schedule earning an income in this country ill check in on you wefare fucks.
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

The med'-timer failed to go off .... ? Forget politics and just look at the comments made. Those comments are indefensible. Kerry OUGHT to apologize to our service men and women, even IF *winky winky* he didn't intend the comments as they sounded. The republicans demanding an apology is gay too. Th...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

and you'll be a message board god Already am, thank you. Go procreate NOW!! Life is passing you by! Im sorry I'm stopping you Julias Ceaser! Go work your cock in mvscals ass and any ass you see to spread your man seed wherever its needed. LOL!! Your life is this? I guess it doesnt get more glamorou...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

Dinsdale is right. Kerry made a total ass of himself. No spinning that, and yet the Dems come in and unabashedly attempt to do just that. The same scenario would be played out in here if a Rep had just made a total ass of himself. Kerry made a total ass of himself, EOS. Next ... ? Oh the old horses...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wonder if Hell has a Whites Only section?
Replies: 19
Views: 768

Did you hear what Jon Kerry said today?
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

Typical rehashed uncreative insult. Stick to the talking points Dinsdale the retards won't understand: 1. Pizza Guy 2. Wife Beater 3. Credit Card Fraud 4. Note on Windshield 5. Fucked her twice Rinse and repeat those 5 and you'll be a message board god, bound to enter the archives. You've got to ke...
by Gunslinger
Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Am I the only Republican...
Replies: 181
Views: 11231

Oh I understand exactly what he was talking about. He's an inbred, elitist fuckwad who has nothing but sneering contempt the unwashed masses who serve in the armed forces. It is a very common refrain among libs: Only the poor and the stupid serve. That being said, he needs to be on camera 24/7. Giv...