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Gunslinger

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:That's comedy?
Oh, yes, of the highest order.

You created it. You still piss your pants when told youre going to get a chicken nugget happy meal. I already realize that most posters are Larry the Cable Guy quality of insulting and what is funny.

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Dinsdale wrote:So, you ran illiteracysmack, completely botched the punctuation in doing so, and are now attempting to save face by typing in sentence fragments?

Oh, you ARE a clever one.

What? Are you having a conversation with someone else here? Is invisi text on and I cant see it?

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and wireless national internet Can't...stop...laughing Glad I read that first line. But my run of having not read more than the first sentence of a TwiceSlinger post is still intact. Dude! Seriously, your credibilty is less solid than OJ's. Seriously. How can you trump yourself in the same fucking ...

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Read you illiterate fuck! Absolutely priceless. You might try properly punctuating your sentences the next time you try and roll out the "illiteracy smack." Priceless. It was in a separate paragraph. Separated by 2 empty fucking lines. How much more obvious could it have fucking been then...

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There are days when you gotta love mvscal. :) :) You mean his 3rd grade insults, to which you debate like he's fucking Socrates against, doesnt still get you riled up? Seriously, I love reading your replies to this dipshit. It reminds me of that Adam Sandler skit of the Mexican guy. Mvscal: My dog ...

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dream of beating their heads in. But settle for leaving notes on their windshields like the worthless, chickenshit pussy we all know you to be. Nobody gives even the slightest bit of fuck about you or your pointless life. Yet you replied Captain Engulfing Negro Cock! and quoted it, which means you ...

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OK, I broke down and read more. Mr Big Time Salesman shows up in a sweatshirt and jeans. Can a job negotiating defense contracts be far behind? I'm sure a job like yours that allows you to post from work all day has got to be ranked par w/ Taco Bell drive up err.. National Accounts Control Represen...

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/mopete187/gunslinger.jpg Yo, check it. Yo situation is fucked, dog. I'm here to unfuck dis shit. What I gotta do, yo? What I gotta do? Holla at me. Yes, random pictures on the internet will get your friends to suck your cock. Gushing? :lol: You think after doi...

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What I like about my job is that I never wear a tie. We have no offices. Every employee is a moving office with laptops, cellphones and wireless national internet. The company has virtually no overhead , except for one building in Ohio. So, generally on Friday during rush hour at the airport, I'm th...

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2 or 3 weeks out of the month. Anywhere in teh US. Indianapolis put in a long service request for me and I'm home for the next 6 weeks.

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Borat gets a New York beating Staff Reporter Tue, 14 Nov 2006 Borat was beaten up in New York after making what could be construed as a sexual advance at a passer-by. Sacha Baron Cohen, in character up as the fictional Kazakh journalist he created, approached a man in the street and said: "I l...

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Unfortunately the "No child left behind" legislation was way to late for Slinger, I always wondered how Dominoes could offer that 30 minute pizza delivery guarantee with so much confidence. Still not recovered from the export of you job as the voice of Mickey Mouse to India? Does that voi...

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Of course I don't expect our leaders to ever address the real issues. Mexican illegals will not go away until the minimum wage in Mexico is at or near the US minimum wage. That isn't our problem or our business. We can stop illegal immigration or reduce it to a meaningless trickle with the proper m...

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:lol: :lol: You do know what the 2nd biggest source of revenue in Mexico is, right? After oil it's illegals sending money home from the US. Are you suggesting that the most powerful county in the history of humankind has no resources with which to provoke political and economic reform in Mexico? Ar...

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It calculates that 80,000 more Missourians would have been born without abortion and that many would now be in a "highly productive age group for workers." Kinda hard to argue with it. Abortion does, in fact, terminate a human being who would otherwise grow to maturity and enter the workf...

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Berlin Wall was designed to keep people IN. Anyone trying to escape was killed Mexico border fence is designed to keep invaders OUT Any other dumbfuck questions? The Berlin Wall no longer exists you dumfuck. Your country was built upon destroying the elite that ruled this country or companies emplo...

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Does anyone here still use "tard" on a regular basis around here to warrant ancient "Fubu" as an insult of some kind? You're the last of a dying breed. I doubt there is any shortage of pizza delivering wiggers smacking their bitches up. You and your kind could be taken out by ma...

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Does anyone here still use "tard" on a regular basis around here to warrant ancient "Fubu" as an insult of some kind? You're the last of a dying breed. I doubt there is any shortage of pizza delivering wiggers smacking their bitches up. Oh yeah!!! :lol: This faggot does! Good co...

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Does anyone here still use "tard" on a regular basis around here to warrant ancient "Fubu" as an insult of some kind? http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/93364/2/istockphoto_93364_very_old_record_player.jpg Does anyone here know what the fuck you are talking about?

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You're the one sounding like a remora on the GOP schlong, FUBU Tard. John Conyers wants to begin an impeachment investigation and Murtha wants to investigate corruption in the defense dept. Since when are these two part of the GOP Cult? Dumbfuck Do you ever have an independant thought? I'm sure if ...

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Y2K wrote:Gotta Rack mvscal....

This thread is a riot.....

You'd rack a postbot programmed to post predetermined text.

Fuck, ban everyone and create 3 rotating programs and you would be entertained for months racking the programs.

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bullshit. so when the bad guys don't roll over immediately, it's a mistake we went in? and don't give me any shit about how long it's been. Both you cunts were naysaying this before it began. Did it ever occur to you that had those assholes not been confident that they could pull off another vietna...

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You missed the memo on rummy, he was shrinking our armed forces like Clinton. That's what I said, dumbfuck. No you ignorant fuck! You left it open to interpretation on the reason why he had less. I was just pointing out to you that Rummy was shrinking it. So, for you to come to an enlightenment to ...

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I dont know what, but Im teaching mvscal something. Maybe to not run with scissors, or TO run with scissors. I figure about 300 kicks to the head will make him breathe into a straw to flip his webpage over to some other "right wing nutjob" website. I guess I'm his life coach and I'm teachi...

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Rumsfeld's failure was his corporate bean counter mentality that insisted on doing more with less. What we need is a larger armed force. We need to build up back to Desert Storm era force levels and he should have been out front leading the charge on that issue. Glad handing Congressmen whatever it...

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What does my inability to qualify as ... contractor have to do with me agreeing with mvscal's points in this thread ? Getting pretty deep in here. I doubt there's too many people here that aren't qualified to work for a contractor in Iraq in some capacity. I know for myself, I could probably make a...

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Get Chimp & Chenron out of there NOW! Haul them away in handcuffs The people have spoken. Grounds? Well, I know from prior experience that sexual infidelity doesn't "rise to the level of impeachment", but maybe the DemocRats could make an exception just this once. I mean, just how fuc...

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Granted Ignorance isnt treason, but it damn sure is close. Feel lucky then. If it was, you would have been stood against the wall years ago. Oh no I just got the reacharound!!! Reacharound: Taking a posters insult and turning it around on them. Very appropriate in a mvscal thread. I'm sure he's got...

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Why are we making a deal with India? Bush mentioned it to reporters today. What kind of deal? Any deal would be helpful seeing how we spit in their faces after 911 (when they had caste system legislation to be used in their country being brought to the UN with our support), by hopping in bed with t...

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I say it's time we just let these fukkers have what they want anyhoo. 3 seperate countries. The kurds are decent enough buds with us. Turkey won't like it, but, just what the fukk are they gonna do? Start a sahkah hoolie embargo? Basically! This is where Nishlord is to blame. Britain screwed this s...

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Congratulations, Dims. I was wrong. It's your pile of suck now. I will accept the will of the people and demand an immediate and complete withdrawl from Iraq and urge Congress to demonstrate the courage of their convictions by cutting off funding for continuing military operations and reconstructio...

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jiminphilly wrote: Dear god please kill me for the amount of hate that is in my body that makes me be a weak pathetic hateful fuck everyday and just kill me.

Amen

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Atomic Punk wrote:I am now convinced that Bungswiller has never physically beaten NoCal with his gristle dominated form. He is smooth, relaxed, and calm. Not on drugs or serious amounts of alcohol either.

Not a chance.

Cool! Cuz I gave a fuck.

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mvscal wrote:JD Hayworth was another Christian closet case who got drilled in his shitter tonight.

You commenting on getting drilled in shitters amused me. Sorry, carry on dicksucker.

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This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions. House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats You're on crack. Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate. GOD DAMN!!! My NFL picks NOW!! You are a fucking genius! You called it! You called ...

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mvscal wrote:Warming up your excuses so soon?

Pussy faggot.

What a fucking prediction, you fucking faggot!

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Time to start the impeachment. Better hurry up before he signs the inevitable Wetback Shamnesty bill. I suggest putting your vacuum comsuming cock mouth on the border. It'll keep Saddam Hussein from bombing Oklahoma again and keep the entire world safe. Imagine what your dicksucking abilties are go...

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Atomic Punk wrote:I'm drunk.

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Great, a tard smackoff. No, you werent invited. Yeah I know... The invitations were only sent to you and War Wagon. Please, do enjoy your night and celebration. The US has dramatically changed due to this election. Dramatic changes will start tomorrow for those that listen and watch the news media ...

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Mikey wrote:Tucker Carlson? Fuck that bowtie wearing neocon faggot. Turn on CNN and watch Rahm Emanuel take some deserved credit.

I fucked up and put on MSNBC, cuz they had stats. I will turn to CNN to at least get some kind of news, but those fucks hired Neal Bortz, so fuck them!!

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