Search found 1205 matches
- Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stormin Norman checks out...
- Replies: 44
- Views: 927
Re: Stormin Norman checks out...
Lots o' tiny peeners strainin' a'gin the denim in defense of dearly departed Norman. You saw tough guy press conferences and bold assurances. I saw the lie on the ground. He was an asshatted blowhard. His "plan" was completely backwards, opfor intelligence was wildly overstated. What actu...
- Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This dude is an idiot
- Replies: 6
- Views: 248
Re: This dude is an idiot
As lawless as mexico seems to be, I would think it would be alright to carry a whole arsenol of weapons into that country.
His real mistake was not carrying enough bribe money.
His real mistake was not carrying enough bribe money.
- Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: George Bush Sr.
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1301
Re: George Bush Sr.
Why will it be a "sad sad day"? Whats he got left to do in life? He did his deal, held his head up high and did his best.
- Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The perils of staying with family at Christmas
- Replies: 31
- Views: 611
Re: The perils of staying with family at Christmas
We're headed over to my sis-inlaws in a few hours. Her and my wife are at war currently as is half the rest of the family(with the sister inlaw). 7-11 other family members will be there so it shouldnt turn into a quiet stareing death match. Sis has decided at age 45 that she does not give a fuck(DNG...
- Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Monday's Fun
- Replies: 6
- Views: 230
Re: Monday's Fun
Thats a great shot, worth blowing up and hanging on the wall in a frame. It was the worth the pain you felt for me to see it.
:twisted:
Rack 88 for the kkk hood ref..
:twisted:
Rack 88 for the kkk hood ref..
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My experience as a teacher and thoughts on the profession...
- Replies: 73
- Views: 4060
Re: My experience as a teacher and thoughts on the professio
I have a question for those that were or are teachers(or who are married to one).
Did you ever have a student cuss you out or physically try to hurt you?
Did you ever have a student cuss you out or physically try to hurt you?
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whoever saw this coming?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 228
Re: Whoever saw this coming?
The real problem is he spent all that money at the Jewler and hes STILL getting divorced.
We've all been there right? You spend the money on her...and shes still not happy!!! Fuck me running.
We've all been there right? You spend the money on her...and shes still not happy!!! Fuck me running.
- Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: blame Washington (!) on page 4 (!)
- Replies: 101
- Views: 4947
Re: blame Washington
So basically the argument isnt about two people of the same sex, making a comitment, its about all the considerations that have developed over the past say 40 years or so when it comes to be married. Gone are the days of making a comitment and making sure you didnt have a bastard child. Now its all ...
- Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: JTR strikes again
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2371
Re: JTR strikes again
He'd play a nice little brother to any Seth Rogan character. Anybody good friends with Jud Apatow?
- Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remembering toddowen
- Replies: 68
- Views: 3112
Re: Remembering toddowen
Todd ,after he forgot to add oil to the gas of his Rd350
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Choose One
- Replies: 37
- Views: 998
Re: Choose One
I can barely stand to shave my face every other day, I cant imagine getting up the motivation to shave my whole fucking head. Besides, If you shave your head you deny yourself one of the pleasures of being a man. And thats getting your hair cut but some trashy hotty whos only talent is cutting hair ...
- Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
- Replies: 161
- Views: 5546
Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1
Fuck off, idiot. lemme see, 3 Israelis were killed and 48 injured meanwhile, Israel air strikes kill a shit load more than that (including civilians) and wounded hundreds....and this doesn't seem a little on the heavy handed side? look, I'm not sympathetic to hamas in the least, but exaggerated ret...
- Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do you believe in LOVE?
- Replies: 78
- Views: 4779
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Gotta be all that cloudy, damp weather for days on end. Had an uncle that lived in Pendleton for a couple decades. Sold out, moved back and said it was like a breath of fresh air. Upper west coast is a nice place to visit no doubt but that dreary weather. WTF are you and your idiot uncle talking ab...
- Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Dentist Of Jaipur
- Replies: 5
- Views: 192
Re: The Dentist Of Jaipur
What the Falk?
Any bets on what was in the purple solution?
Any bets on what was in the purple solution?
- Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do you believe in LOVE?
- Replies: 78
- Views: 4779
Re: Do you believe in LOVE?
Hopes from Richland, which means shes a spoiled rich snob. Attractive though.Dinsdale wrote:No, they're all Fuskies.
oligatory pic
- Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
- Replies: 51
- Views: 2100
Re: This should make the thumpers melt
She kinda looks like Lauren Grahm
- Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Golf Coach Loses It
- Replies: 3
- Views: 165
Re: Golf Coach Loses It
Good god, thats Big Lebowski number of Fucks in that rant.
My favorite part was at the 4:40 mark, "FUCK ME"
My favorite part was at the 4:40 mark, "FUCK ME"
- Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
- Replies: 51
- Views: 2100
Re: This should make the thumpers melt
Kristi Noem from South Dakota
- Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why did the stock market dip so much today?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 631
Re: Why did the stock market dip so much today?
Not everything was down. Ruger (RGR) along with Smith and Wesson (SWHC) shares were up 6% and 9% respectivly
- Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And so it begins...
- Replies: 46
- Views: 738
Re: And so it begins...
Let me get this straight....spending money on defense is all about jobs?
I thought it was about protecting Americans from evildoers.
I thought it was about protecting Americans from evildoers.
- Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Props to the voters of Colorado
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1355
Re: Props to the voters of Colorado
Yea, any other ag product . Trade missions, subsidies...food pot stamps, corn hemp mazes at holloween. It really should mellow things out at the farmers market on Saturdays.
- Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Props to the voters of Colorado
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1355
Re: Props to the voters of Colorado
Looks like half the board is going to move to Wa. State so they can smoke herb and get married to their partners.
- Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How many of you will actually vote?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 2977
Re: How many of you will actually vote?
Already voted.
Might get a (R) governor here in Wa. for the first time in a gazzilion years
Might get a (R) governor here in Wa. for the first time in a gazzilion years
- Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If Obama Loses, These Intellectuals Will Riot
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4191
Re: If Obama Loses, These Intellectuals Will Riot
Somehow, I dont think a bunch of white upper middle class people will overturn mini vans and set Starbucks on fire and trash the local golfcourse if Obama wins re-election
- Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stupid liberal anti-business rag
- Replies: 112
- Views: 5870
Re: Stupid liberal anti-business rag
As far as geothermal... nice idea. You think maybe... just maybe, that's why it's already in use? Although the actual risks involved make anything fossil fuel imposes look like chump change. Yes, Dins, I know it's already in use (I'm using it myself) but what "risks" are you referring to?...
- Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1427
- Views: 532236
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
You know if you take Romney's 47% that dont pay taxes and added that with the AP's 52% of Americans are racist...you come out with 1% of the population that loves racial diversity and paying for it!
- Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rank 'em! (Warning: no hot women involved, unfortunately.)
- Replies: 46
- Views: 958
Re: Rank 'em! (Warning: no hot women involved, unfortunately
Sounds like you really want to buy the Moto Guzzi. It looks badass, no doubt about it. How is it for reliability and do you know a reliable place that can help you fix it (parts availability)? 1-Motoguzzi 2-I like the Bonnie but it sounds like its too slow for what you want to do 3-The BMW, but Id g...
- Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More financial genius from the HNIC
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1301
Re: More financial genius from the HNIC
I dont know what the HNIC has to do with it but I do know that the Army Corp of Engineers(they run the land along the Snake and Columbia Rivers) and the state of Washington is having a really tough time keeping our state parks and lands maintained. I have a feeling our Dem. governor likes cuts in re...
- Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mark Grace, not doing good
- Replies: 8
- Views: 367
Mark Grace, not doing good
Racking up the drunk driving charges. http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/15975366-573/ex-cub-mark-grace-indicted-on-4-felony-dui-counts.html PHOENIX — Former Arizona Diamondbacks first baseman and television analyst Mark Grace has been indicted in a DUI case and could face nearly four year...
- Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Random stuff from Photobucket…
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1855
Re: Random stuff from Photobucket…
In case your not aware, this is what "off in the distance" looks like.Dinsdale wrote:Ken wrote:Some not so gorgeous scenery in the middle of the Gobi Desert.
That's absolutely gorgeous.
Sin,
Nevada
- Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Norrth Coast Oregon - PET
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1000
Re: Norrth Coast Oregon - PET
Never fished there but, sometimes when the wife and I take our normal fall trip to the Oregon coast we may drive by here. I often will pull over where that red Sprinter van is and watch for a spell, usually after picking up a hot coffee at that town to the north of where you are fishing. http://i115...
- Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5580
Re: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.
I think I would have went the 46 year old with the same name as your soon to be ex-wife. A true grudge fuck if there ever was one.
Also, after tapping that Latin American pussy you may have the urge to do coke and overthrow our government.
Also, after tapping that Latin American pussy you may have the urge to do coke and overthrow our government.
- Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Viloent Crime
- Replies: 7
- Views: 264
Re: Viloent Crime
increased for the first time in 20 years WASHINGTON – The rate of violent crime in the United States rose for the first time in nearly 20 years, according to a new report released by the Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS). Between 2010 and 2011, the rate of violent victimizatio...
- Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What will happen right after the election?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3009
Re: What will happen right after the election?
Little was said about Obamacare and Romneys promise to repeal it. I have some family members that own a chain of restauraunts with more then 50 employees. They said if Obama is re-elected and things progress as they anticipate with the healthcare reforms, they will cut everyones hours back to part-t...
- Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: GT40
- Replies: 9
- Views: 296
Re: GT40
Kind of seems wrong to put a Ford logo on such a nice looking car.
- Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Giant softball sized eye washes up on beach in Fla.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 193
Re: Giant softball sized eye washes up on beach in Fla.
Reminds me of digging the eye out of perch while ice-fishing. Take a paper-clip and bend if just so, so it cups out the eye of a perch. If you do it right, the eye stays intact and you dont puncture it, letting all the black guy eye goop out. Take the eye and put it on a swedish pimple or some other...
- Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: rape
- Replies: 4
- Views: 221
Re: rape
All women secretly wonder if they could survive being raped: the terror, pain, shock, blood, the frantic tactics women devise to live through it, the fear of death, the desire to die, the humiliations inflicted by cops and doctors if you call for help. Pretty much how all non-Raider fans feel about...
- Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: KAPOW!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 431
Re: KAPOW!
If Dick will get you slapped...i guess obnoxious pussy will get you an uppercut
- Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Especially for Van
- Replies: 32
- Views: 823
Re: Especially for Van
I got the background done on my Tattoo today & I just had to show you cause I know how much you adore my ink & love to give your worldly opinions on it :wink: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/hissykitty/new1.jpg Love you Vanny *mwuah* :twisted: Looks like psychedelic carp. What part of...
- Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: PET - Country Ride and Beelzebub Himself
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1753
Re: PET - Country Ride and Beelzebub Himself
He fought Larry Holmes didn't he?Truman wrote:Is that right [/deadpan]. I think THIS guy might just disagree with you...Van wrote:Satan's Steed has red motocross handlebars with pink grips.
(And rack Sammy)