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by Trampis
Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stormin Norman checks out...
Replies: 44
Views: 927

Re: Stormin Norman checks out...

Lots o' tiny peeners strainin' a'gin the denim in defense of dearly departed Norman. You saw tough guy press conferences and bold assurances. I saw the lie on the ground. He was an asshatted blowhard. His "plan" was completely backwards, opfor intelligence was wildly overstated. What actu...
by Trampis
Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This dude is an idiot
Replies: 6
Views: 248

Re: This dude is an idiot

As lawless as mexico seems to be, I would think it would be alright to carry a whole arsenol of weapons into that country.

His real mistake was not carrying enough bribe money.
by Trampis
Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Bush Sr.
Replies: 26
Views: 1301

Re: George Bush Sr.

Why will it be a "sad sad day"? Whats he got left to do in life? He did his deal, held his head up high and did his best.

by Trampis
Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The perils of staying with family at Christmas
Replies: 31
Views: 611

Re: The perils of staying with family at Christmas

We're headed over to my sis-inlaws in a few hours. Her and my wife are at war currently as is half the rest of the family(with the sister inlaw). 7-11 other family members will be there so it shouldnt turn into a quiet stareing death match. Sis has decided at age 45 that she does not give a fuck(DNG...
by Trampis
Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Monday's Fun
Replies: 6
Views: 230

Re: Monday's Fun

Thats a great shot, worth blowing up and hanging on the wall in a frame. It was the worth the pain you felt for me to see it.
:twisted:
Rack 88 for the kkk hood ref..
by Trampis
Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My experience as a teacher and thoughts on the profession...
Replies: 73
Views: 4060

Re: My experience as a teacher and thoughts on the professio

I have a question for those that were or are teachers(or who are married to one).

Did you ever have a student cuss you out or physically try to hurt you?
by Trampis
Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whoever saw this coming?
Replies: 6
Views: 228

Re: Whoever saw this coming?

The real problem is he spent all that money at the Jewler and hes STILL getting divorced.

We've all been there right? You spend the money on her...and shes still not happy!!! Fuck me running.
by Trampis
Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: blame Washington (!) on page 4 (!)
Replies: 101
Views: 4947

Re: blame Washington

So basically the argument isnt about two people of the same sex, making a comitment, its about all the considerations that have developed over the past say 40 years or so when it comes to be married. Gone are the days of making a comitment and making sure you didnt have a bastard child. Now its all ...
by Trampis
Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: JTR strikes again
Replies: 13
Views: 2371

Re: JTR strikes again

He'd play a nice little brother to any Seth Rogan character. Anybody good friends with Jud Apatow?

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by Trampis
Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remembering toddowen
Replies: 68
Views: 3112

Re: Remembering toddowen

Todd ,after he forgot to add oil to the gas of his Rd350

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by Trampis
Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Choose One
Replies: 37
Views: 998

Re: Choose One

I can barely stand to shave my face every other day, I cant imagine getting up the motivation to shave my whole fucking head. Besides, If you shave your head you deny yourself one of the pleasures of being a man. And thats getting your hair cut but some trashy hotty whos only talent is cutting hair ...
by Trampis
Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5546

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Fuck off, idiot. lemme see, 3 Israelis were killed and 48 injured meanwhile, Israel air strikes kill a shit load more than that (including civilians) and wounded hundreds....and this doesn't seem a little on the heavy handed side? look, I'm not sympathetic to hamas in the least, but exaggerated ret...
by Trampis
Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe in LOVE?
Replies: 78
Views: 4779

Re: Do you believe in LOVE?

Gotta be all that cloudy, damp weather for days on end. Had an uncle that lived in Pendleton for a couple decades. Sold out, moved back and said it was like a breath of fresh air. Upper west coast is a nice place to visit no doubt but that dreary weather. WTF are you and your idiot uncle talking ab...
by Trampis
Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Dentist Of Jaipur
Replies: 5
Views: 192

Re: The Dentist Of Jaipur

What the Falk?

Any bets on what was in the purple solution?
by Trampis
Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe in LOVE?
Replies: 78
Views: 4779

Re: Do you believe in LOVE?

Dinsdale wrote:No, they're all Fuskies.
Hopes from Richland, which means shes a spoiled rich snob. Attractive though.
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by Trampis
Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2100

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

She kinda looks like Lauren Grahm
by Trampis
Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Golf Coach Loses It
Replies: 3
Views: 165

Re: Golf Coach Loses It

Good god, thats Big Lebowski number of Fucks in that rant.

My favorite part was at the 4:40 mark, "FUCK ME" :grin:
by Trampis
Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2100

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Kristi Noem from South Dakota

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by Trampis
Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why did the stock market dip so much today?
Replies: 34
Views: 631

Re: Why did the stock market dip so much today?

Not everything was down. Ruger (RGR) along with Smith and Wesson (SWHC) shares were up 6% and 9% respectivly

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by Trampis
Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And so it begins...
Replies: 46
Views: 738

Re: And so it begins...

Let me get this straight....spending money on defense is all about jobs?

I thought it was about protecting Americans from evildoers.
by Trampis
Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Props to the voters of Colorado
Replies: 21
Views: 1355

Re: Props to the voters of Colorado

Yea, any other ag product :lol: . Trade missions, subsidies...food pot stamps, corn hemp mazes at holloween. It really should mellow things out at the farmers market on Saturdays.
by Trampis
Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Props to the voters of Colorado
Replies: 21
Views: 1355

Re: Props to the voters of Colorado

Looks like half the board is going to move to Wa. State so they can smoke herb and get married to their partners.
by Trampis
Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many of you will actually vote?
Replies: 84
Views: 2977

Re: How many of you will actually vote?

Already voted.

Might get a (R) governor here in Wa. for the first time in a gazzilion years
by Trampis
Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If Obama Loses, These Intellectuals Will Riot
Replies: 57
Views: 4191

Re: If Obama Loses, These Intellectuals Will Riot

Somehow, I dont think a bunch of white upper middle class people will overturn mini vans and set Starbucks on fire and trash the local golfcourse if Obama wins re-election
by Trampis
Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stupid liberal anti-business rag
Replies: 112
Views: 5870

Re: Stupid liberal anti-business rag

As far as geothermal... nice idea. You think maybe... just maybe, that's why it's already in use? Although the actual risks involved make anything fossil fuel imposes look like chump change. Yes, Dins, I know it's already in use (I'm using it myself) but what "risks" are you referring to?...
by Trampis
Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1427
Views: 532236

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

You know if you take Romney's 47% that dont pay taxes and added that with the AP's 52% of Americans are racist...you come out with 1% of the population that loves racial diversity and paying for it!
by Trampis
Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank 'em! (Warning: no hot women involved, unfortunately.)
Replies: 46
Views: 958

Re: Rank 'em! (Warning: no hot women involved, unfortunately

Sounds like you really want to buy the Moto Guzzi. It looks badass, no doubt about it. How is it for reliability and do you know a reliable place that can help you fix it (parts availability)? 1-Motoguzzi 2-I like the Bonnie but it sounds like its too slow for what you want to do 3-The BMW, but Id g...
by Trampis
Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More financial genius from the HNIC
Replies: 32
Views: 1301

Re: More financial genius from the HNIC

I dont know what the HNIC has to do with it but I do know that the Army Corp of Engineers(they run the land along the Snake and Columbia Rivers) and the state of Washington is having a really tough time keeping our state parks and lands maintained. I have a feeling our Dem. governor likes cuts in re...
by Trampis
Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark Grace, not doing good
Replies: 8
Views: 367

Mark Grace, not doing good

Racking up the drunk driving charges. http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/15975366-573/ex-cub-mark-grace-indicted-on-4-felony-dui-counts.html PHOENIX — Former Arizona Diamondbacks first baseman and television analyst Mark Grace has been indicted in a DUI case and could face nearly four year...
by Trampis
Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Random stuff from Photobucket…
Replies: 22
Views: 1855

Re: Random stuff from Photobucket…

Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote:Some not so gorgeous scenery in the middle of the Gobi Desert.
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That's absolutely gorgeous.

Sin,
Nevada
In case your not aware, this is what "off in the distance" looks like.
by Trampis
Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Norrth Coast Oregon - PET
Replies: 40
Views: 1000

Re: Norrth Coast Oregon - PET

Never fished there but, sometimes when the wife and I take our normal fall trip to the Oregon coast we may drive by here. I often will pull over where that red Sprinter van is and watch for a spell, usually after picking up a hot coffee at that town to the north of where you are fishing. http://i115...
by Trampis
Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.
Replies: 62
Views: 5580

Re: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.

I think I would have went the 46 year old with the same name as your soon to be ex-wife. A true grudge fuck if there ever was one.

Also, after tapping that Latin American pussy you may have the urge to do coke and overthrow our government.
by Trampis
Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viloent Crime
Replies: 7
Views: 264

Re: Viloent Crime

increased for the first time in 20 years WASHINGTON – The rate of violent crime in the United States rose for the first time in nearly 20 years, according to a new report released by the Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS). Between 2010 and 2011, the rate of violent victimizatio...
by Trampis
Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What will happen right after the election?
Replies: 35
Views: 3009

Re: What will happen right after the election?

Little was said about Obamacare and Romneys promise to repeal it. I have some family members that own a chain of restauraunts with more then 50 employees. They said if Obama is re-elected and things progress as they anticipate with the healthcare reforms, they will cut everyones hours back to part-t...
by Trampis
Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GT40
Replies: 9
Views: 296

Re: GT40

Kind of seems wrong to put a Ford logo on such a nice looking car.
by Trampis
Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Giant softball sized eye washes up on beach in Fla.
Replies: 6
Views: 193

Re: Giant softball sized eye washes up on beach in Fla.

Reminds me of digging the eye out of perch while ice-fishing. Take a paper-clip and bend if just so, so it cups out the eye of a perch. If you do it right, the eye stays intact and you dont puncture it, letting all the black guy eye goop out. Take the eye and put it on a swedish pimple or some other...
by Trampis
Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: rape
Replies: 4
Views: 221

Re: rape

All women secretly wonder if they could survive being raped: the terror, pain, shock, blood, the frantic tactics women devise to live through it, the fear of death, the desire to die, the humiliations inflicted by cops and doctors if you call for help. Pretty much how all non-Raider fans feel about...
by Trampis
Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KAPOW!
Replies: 12
Views: 431

Re: KAPOW!

If Dick will get you slapped...i guess obnoxious pussy will get you an uppercut

by Trampis
Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Especially for Van
Replies: 32
Views: 823

Re: Especially for Van

I got the background done on my Tattoo today & I just had to show you cause I know how much you adore my ink & love to give your worldly opinions on it :wink: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/hissykitty/new1.jpg Love you Vanny *mwuah* :twisted: Looks like psychedelic carp. What part of...
by Trampis
Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PET - Country Ride and Beelzebub Himself
Replies: 17
Views: 1753

Re: PET - Country Ride and Beelzebub Himself

Truman wrote:
Van wrote:Satan's Steed has red motocross handlebars with pink grips.
Is that right [/deadpan]. I think THIS guy might just disagree with you...

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(And rack Sammy)
He fought Larry Holmes didn't he?