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by atomicdad
Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hot enough for you?
Replies: 172
Views: 6887

Re: Hot enough for you?

What do Gay Homosexuals do with their field corn then?

Back to the weather front, I'm flying to DC tomorrow, pretty sure the weather is going to suck the life out of me when i'm there.
by atomicdad
Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Way to Keep Your Eye on the Ball
Replies: 58
Views: 1502

Re: Way to Keep Your Eye on the Ball

Here's Iraq http://www.theodora.com/wfb/photos/iraq/baghdad_bridge_iraq_photo_iraq-ir.jpg A picture of some "resort" (using the term loosely) hotel pool, a very simple concrete bridge and a skyline of antiquated low-rise buildings. Not quite getting the "rich and beautiful" aspe...
by atomicdad
Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hot enough for you?
Replies: 172
Views: 6887

Re: Hot enough for you?

War Wagon wrote:yes, it's time for another stupid weather thread...
What is a stupid weather thread without stupid weather smack?

I rolled home a bit ago and it is a balmy 72-74 or so with humidity hovering around 60%. Had to open up all the doors and windows to let the light afternoon ocean breeze come through.
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Suck it Dittochumps
Replies: 109
Views: 3139

Re: Suck it Dittochumps

PSUFAN wrote:Image
My Gawd Woman, What did you eat for lunch...
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: La Raz-ing Arizona
Replies: 28
Views: 1688

Re: La Raz-ing Arizona

Bace and Wags last posts nailed it. E-Verify is supposed to be a quick and easy system the Feds set up to check employment validity. Is it working? I don't know for sure, but it appears not to be working. Fail - Feds Regular news reports showing "immigrants" making dumbass decisions to cro...
by atomicdad
Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: La Raz-ing Arizona
Replies: 28
Views: 1688

Re: La Raz-ing Arizona

is stopping a spic and asking them to show proper ID an effort to curb rancher kidnappings? Among thousands of other crimes, yes. not directly. It's rather humorous listening to Bace debate immigration policy. Live in LA, San Diego, Phoenix et al. for a period of time. All nice places but you will ...
by atomicdad
Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
Replies: 121
Views: 3894

Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!

A bunch of fundie thumpers go to a Muslim festival and yell about Jesus using bullhorns and carrying signs saying that the Muslims will go to hell, and then the fundie thumpers bitch when they aren't welcomed by the Muslims? I'm shocked, SHOCKED at these events. So you are in favor of primeval viol...
by atomicdad
Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wisconsin election
Replies: 132
Views: 7747

Re: Wisconsin election

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I get it Oregon is just as fucked up as California when it comes to the public service unions. Since you two U&L'ers are here I have a question. I am heading up North for vacation over the first couple of weeks of July to Bend and then the wet side of the mountains and back dow...
by atomicdad
Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
Replies: 37
Views: 930

Re: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?

someone was just requesting people accept responsibility for their actions... so you're not down with that? Completely Agree with you there. Can anyone of these fucktards actually stand up and be accountable for their fuckups or be humble in any accomplishments? I doubt it. Here is the plan: 1) Buy...
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
Replies: 37
Views: 930

Re: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?

Can someone please explain to me how someone as painfully stupid as Pelosi ever got elected She hails from the 8th district in California - San Francisco. So in fairness, if there was no Nancy Pelosi there would be someone similar from the 8th that more than likely would be equally deserving of a c...
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
Replies: 37
Views: 930

Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?

http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/11/2009/nancy-pelosi.jpg Good 'ol Nancy P. She is at the top of my list for most deserving of a cunt punch today. "WASHINGTON — A Republican-run committee's vote to hold the attorney general in contempt of Congress is part of GOP efforts to suppress votes i...
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dressage
Replies: 20
Views: 477

Re: Dressage

Be careful what you post here. The Jello-Police might be watching. They wear Wallabees so they can sneak up on you very quietly. Your best bet is to post a sentry on the roof to watch for them.
by atomicdad
Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B DATABASE CORRUPTION: I think we're being hacked!
Replies: 45
Views: 994

Re: T1B DATABASE CORRUPTION: I think we're being hacked!

Goober McTuber wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Derron wrote:Any game that can end in a draw is not a sport.
Football isn't a sport? Is that you, Donovan?
What level of football can still end in a draw?
mvscal, forget it, they're on a roll.
by atomicdad
Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Justice, swift and harsh
Replies: 16
Views: 501

Re: Justice, swift and harsh

Yea, I think most of us would agree the appropriate action was taken. Did anybody catch this in the article, 'Shiner, a town of about 2,000 people about 80 miles east of San Antonio, revolves around the Spoetzl Brewery that makes Shiner, one of the nation's best-selling independent beers. Even gas s...
by atomicdad
Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breaking News: Rodney King Assumes Pool Temperature
Replies: 30
Views: 789

Re: Breaking News: Rodney King Assumes Pool Temperature

Agree to a point, but the "Gorilla's in the mist" comments did not portray the cops as unbiased public defenders very well.
by atomicdad
Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: people of walmart
Replies: 155
Views: 8778

Re: people of walmart

Scott, the flaw I see with that game is that you would actually have to go into a Wal-Mart.
by atomicdad
Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Replies: 28
Views: 2351

Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money

Yea, some people have been starting to complain about a bit of build-up in the grout.
by atomicdad
Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Replies: 28
Views: 2351

Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money

Mikey wrote:I'm thinking about deleting a few zeroes from my mortgage balance. I wonder how that will go over.
I doing just that, well the interest side of the equation, should be signing the final escrow papers either today or monday. 15 year fixed at 2.875% - BooYah
by atomicdad
Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Replies: 28
Views: 2351

Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money

6-15-2012 Finance Committee: The plan to raise the zeros will begin early next year. Historic symbols of the Iraqi government and there is no opposition to its position in the currency after you delete the zeros and after the stability of the currency crisis. The replacement of the Iraqi currency w...
by atomicdad
Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack my daughter
Replies: 34
Views: 1250

Re: Rack my daughter

She knows the game inside out. We watch Royals games together and critique every last damn thing... ah, what a pleasure to watch a baseball game with this girl. Proud dad? You bet. Congratulations, Wags. Critique of Royals games, that's alot of work there, but try a Padre game, your head will spin....
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Replies: 28
Views: 2351

Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money

So here is what you do. Get a bunch of pennies and put them in dime wrappers (seriously, they fit), put a single dime on each end. Then drive around trading them in at all the convenience stores. If someone cracks one open in front of you just look as surprised as the clerk, say something like "...
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Replies: 28
Views: 2351

Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money

Iraqi Dinars Approximately $100 US to $100,000 ID now. Plans are in the works to revalue the Iraqi Dinar to be 1:1 with US Dollar. Iraq is sitting on oil reserve that make Saudi Arabi's look like a jizz spot, more than enough to cover the revaluation on the world market. Before the 2nd Iraqi war, Ch...
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Replies: 28
Views: 2351

Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money

Not sure what the market is like in your area, but with housing prices coming back to earth and historically low interest rates get into a house if your credit score is decent. 70K would get you 20% down on a $350K house. If you got a FICO below 720, sucks for you. Might as well just buy one of thos...
by atomicdad
Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9943

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

So AP has sheepskin from USC, too bad he is too fucking dim to know the true value of it.
by atomicdad
Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9943

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

wow , chill out son. you think your are making some bright new revelation here? and calling out R-Jack, my goodness, I recall a tale he spun about irritable bowels, driving south on the 5, and a stanky rest stop that was both disturbing and funn... fucking gross, the exact details i've forgotten (R-...
by atomicdad
Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
Replies: 50
Views: 3786

Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition

dammit, someone moved ap's melt. mother fucker
by atomicdad
Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Interesting II
Replies: 6
Views: 249

Re: Interesting II

Oh hell Mickey, solid middle class, you are the 5%, your worth may have fluctuated with the housing bubble and decline but I bet you are lounging in your hot tube powered from the surplus net PV generation for the day thinking "Yea, i'm sticking it to the man", and not in the M2 sense of t...
by atomicdad
Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
Replies: 80
Views: 4524

Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi

Imus wrote:
Real nice job outing youself as a juvenile jerk.
:Fist-Pump:
by atomicdad
Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
Replies: 80
Views: 4524

Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi

Adad is really starting to inspire me now. You can do it Not being able to fart because the wife is in bed Never stops me. Not being able to empty my bowels before leaving for work in the morning Yea that sucks. Scrambling on Monday morning to fill out my fucking timecard Try it when you get paid m...
by atomicdad
Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
Replies: 80
Views: 4524

Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi

So you're that asshole at Walmart. I knew it. I also know you're the guy too lazy to put your cart back in the corral properly, instead leaving it in an unoccupied parking space or worse yet, pushing it half heartedly into the corral skewed sideways. Damn you. Damn you to an eternity of having to s...
by atomicdad
Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
Replies: 80
Views: 4524

Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi

Things that piss me off, Not much, life is too short to get pissed off about the constant barrage of dipshittedness from all the stupid people that seem to cross my path on a daily basis. Things that make me smile, Straddling a line in a parking space, effectively taking up two spaces then making ey...
by atomicdad
Fri May 18, 2012 5:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Solar System PET
Replies: 110
Views: 2293

Re: Solar System PET

Nahh, just figured you would get that one. Just curious how you felt about Sempra's counter to the rising interest, not quite proliferation of PV's, by charging for the use of the grid. I've considered doing the same, but I have a small stand of redwoods in my backyard that give me plenty of shade a...
by atomicdad
Thu May 17, 2012 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Solar System PET
Replies: 110
Views: 2293

Re: Solar System PET

Mikey wrote: Where have you been?
Would you believe they block this site out at Donovan?
by atomicdad
Thu May 17, 2012 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Solar System PET
Replies: 110
Views: 2293

Re: Solar System PET

So Mikey, how are you going to feel if Sempra/SDGE successfully petitions the CPUC and are allowed to "unravel" the transmission cost and generation cost for electricity?
by atomicdad
Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: unnecessary roughness
Replies: 7
Views: 363

Re: unnecessary roughness

Complete bullshit, how many times on a gonna given weekend are these crap calls going to be called. Another perfect example last night with Gregory's (Chargers) hit on the Chiefs receiver. What the fuck is the defense supposed to do, let the receiver come down with the ball and take a step or two be...
by atomicdad
Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looks like we're losing Mikey
Replies: 14
Views: 462

Re: Looks like we're losing Mikey

Image

My God, It's a brownskin EM family!
by atomicdad
Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Where the hell is Qbert?
Replies: 43
Views: 3213

Re: Where the hell is Qbert?

Image

what were you saying Jack, I got sidetracked.
by atomicdad
Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm voting for what's his name
Replies: 24
Views: 1032

Re: I'm voting for what's his name

there is a diminutive guy that looks like he is scared of his own shadow, a nutty broad, a momo, a spook, and another fuck from texas.

what do i win?
by atomicdad
Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pass this Jobs Bill. Pass it Right Away!!
Replies: 75
Views: 3428

Re: Pass this Jobs Bill. Pass it Right Away!!

So the problem is: Rising Health Care Costs Dependence on foreign oil/energy Decaying Infrastructure Hugh unemployment rates Huge deficit Were fucked. So stop the huge bailout/payouts to private corporations. From what i've seen Barry has slowly shifted the bailouts to local states DOT's for roadway...