What do Gay Homosexuals do with their field corn then?
Back to the weather front, I'm flying to DC tomorrow, pretty sure the weather is going to suck the life out of me when i'm there.
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- Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hot enough for you?
- Replies: 172
- Views: 6887
- Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Way to Keep Your Eye on the Ball
- Replies: 58
- Views: 1502
Re: Way to Keep Your Eye on the Ball
Here's Iraq http://www.theodora.com/wfb/photos/iraq/baghdad_bridge_iraq_photo_iraq-ir.jpg A picture of some "resort" (using the term loosely) hotel pool, a very simple concrete bridge and a skyline of antiquated low-rise buildings. Not quite getting the "rich and beautiful" aspe...
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hot enough for you?
- Replies: 172
- Views: 6887
Re: Hot enough for you?
What is a stupid weather thread without stupid weather smack?War Wagon wrote:yes, it's time for another stupid weather thread...
I rolled home a bit ago and it is a balmy 72-74 or so with humidity hovering around 60%. Had to open up all the doors and windows to let the light afternoon ocean breeze come through.
- Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Suck it Dittochumps
- Replies: 109
- Views: 3139
Re: Suck it Dittochumps
My Gawd Woman, What did you eat for lunch...PSUFAN wrote:
- Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: La Raz-ing Arizona
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1688
Re: La Raz-ing Arizona
Bace and Wags last posts nailed it. E-Verify is supposed to be a quick and easy system the Feds set up to check employment validity. Is it working? I don't know for sure, but it appears not to be working. Fail - Feds Regular news reports showing "immigrants" making dumbass decisions to cro...
- Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: La Raz-ing Arizona
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1688
Re: La Raz-ing Arizona
is stopping a spic and asking them to show proper ID an effort to curb rancher kidnappings? Among thousands of other crimes, yes. not directly. It's rather humorous listening to Bace debate immigration policy. Live in LA, San Diego, Phoenix et al. for a period of time. All nice places but you will ...
- Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
- Replies: 121
- Views: 3894
Re: Islamic Rage Boy(s)!!
A bunch of fundie thumpers go to a Muslim festival and yell about Jesus using bullhorns and carrying signs saying that the Muslims will go to hell, and then the fundie thumpers bitch when they aren't welcomed by the Muslims? I'm shocked, SHOCKED at these events. So you are in favor of primeval viol...
- Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wisconsin election
- Replies: 132
- Views: 7747
Re: Wisconsin election
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I get it Oregon is just as fucked up as California when it comes to the public service unions. Since you two U&L'ers are here I have a question. I am heading up North for vacation over the first couple of weeks of July to Bend and then the wet side of the mountains and back dow...
- Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 930
Re: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
someone was just requesting people accept responsibility for their actions... so you're not down with that? Completely Agree with you there. Can anyone of these fucktards actually stand up and be accountable for their fuckups or be humble in any accomplishments? I doubt it. Here is the plan: 1) Buy...
- Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 930
Re: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
Can someone please explain to me how someone as painfully stupid as Pelosi ever got elected She hails from the 8th district in California - San Francisco. So in fairness, if there was no Nancy Pelosi there would be someone similar from the 8th that more than likely would be equally deserving of a c...
- Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 930
Ever wanted to kick an old ladys ass?
http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/11/2009/nancy-pelosi.jpg Good 'ol Nancy P. She is at the top of my list for most deserving of a cunt punch today. "WASHINGTON — A Republican-run committee's vote to hold the attorney general in contempt of Congress is part of GOP efforts to suppress votes i...
- Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dressage
- Replies: 20
- Views: 477
Re: Dressage
Be careful what you post here. The Jello-Police might be watching. They wear Wallabees so they can sneak up on you very quietly. Your best bet is to post a sentry on the roof to watch for them.
- Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B DATABASE CORRUPTION: I think we're being hacked!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 994
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B DATABASE CORRUPTION: I think we're being hacked!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 994
Re: T1B DATABASE CORRUPTION: I think we're being hacked!
mvscal, forget it, they're on a roll.Goober McTuber wrote:What level of football can still end in a draw?mvscal wrote:Football isn't a sport? Is that you, Donovan?Derron wrote:Any game that can end in a draw is not a sport.
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Justice, swift and harsh
- Replies: 16
- Views: 501
Re: Justice, swift and harsh
Yea, I think most of us would agree the appropriate action was taken. Did anybody catch this in the article, 'Shiner, a town of about 2,000 people about 80 miles east of San Antonio, revolves around the Spoetzl Brewery that makes Shiner, one of the nation's best-selling independent beers. Even gas s...
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Breaking News: Rodney King Assumes Pool Temperature
- Replies: 30
- Views: 789
Re: Breaking News: Rodney King Assumes Pool Temperature
Agree to a point, but the "Gorilla's in the mist" comments did not portray the cops as unbiased public defenders very well.
- Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: people of walmart
- Replies: 155
- Views: 8778
Re: people of walmart
Scott, the flaw I see with that game is that you would actually have to go into a Wal-Mart.
- Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2351
Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Yea, some people have been starting to complain about a bit of build-up in the grout.
- Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2351
Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
I doing just that, well the interest side of the equation, should be signing the final escrow papers either today or monday. 15 year fixed at 2.875% - BooYahMikey wrote:I'm thinking about deleting a few zeroes from my mortgage balance. I wonder how that will go over.
- Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2351
Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
6-15-2012 Finance Committee: The plan to raise the zeros will begin early next year. Historic symbols of the Iraqi government and there is no opposition to its position in the currency after you delete the zeros and after the stability of the currency crisis. The replacement of the Iraqi currency w...
- Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack my daughter
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1250
Re: Rack my daughter
She knows the game inside out. We watch Royals games together and critique every last damn thing... ah, what a pleasure to watch a baseball game with this girl. Proud dad? You bet. Congratulations, Wags. Critique of Royals games, that's alot of work there, but try a Padre game, your head will spin....
- Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2351
Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
So here is what you do. Get a bunch of pennies and put them in dime wrappers (seriously, they fit), put a single dime on each end. Then drive around trading them in at all the convenience stores. If someone cracks one open in front of you just look as surprised as the clerk, say something like "...
- Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2351
Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Iraqi Dinars Approximately $100 US to $100,000 ID now. Plans are in the works to revalue the Iraqi Dinar to be 1:1 with US Dollar. Iraq is sitting on oil reserve that make Saudi Arabi's look like a jizz spot, more than enough to cover the revaluation on the world market. Before the 2nd Iraqi war, Ch...
- Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2351
Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Not sure what the market is like in your area, but with housing prices coming back to earth and historically low interest rates get into a house if your credit score is decent. 70K would get you 20% down on a $350K house. If you got a FICO below 720, sucks for you. Might as well just buy one of thos...
- Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
- Replies: 150
- Views: 9943
Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
So AP has sheepskin from USC, too bad he is too fucking dim to know the true value of it.
- Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
- Replies: 150
- Views: 9943
Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
wow , chill out son. you think your are making some bright new revelation here? and calling out R-Jack, my goodness, I recall a tale he spun about irritable bowels, driving south on the 5, and a stanky rest stop that was both disturbing and funn... fucking gross, the exact details i've forgotten (R-...
- Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
- Replies: 50
- Views: 3786
Re: D-Day June 6th. 1944-Felcho's discharging labia edition
dammit, someone moved ap's melt. mother fucker
- Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Interesting II
- Replies: 6
- Views: 249
Re: Interesting II
Oh hell Mickey, solid middle class, you are the 5%, your worth may have fluctuated with the housing bubble and decline but I bet you are lounging in your hot tube powered from the surplus net PV generation for the day thinking "Yea, i'm sticking it to the man", and not in the M2 sense of t...
- Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
- Replies: 80
- Views: 4524
Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi
:Fist-Pump:Imus wrote:
Real nice job outing youself as a juvenile jerk.
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
- Replies: 80
- Views: 4524
Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi
Adad is really starting to inspire me now. You can do it Not being able to fart because the wife is in bed Never stops me. Not being able to empty my bowels before leaving for work in the morning Yea that sucks. Scrambling on Monday morning to fill out my fucking timecard Try it when you get paid m...
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
- Replies: 80
- Views: 4524
Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi
So you're that asshole at Walmart. I knew it. I also know you're the guy too lazy to put your cart back in the corral properly, instead leaving it in an unoccupied parking space or worse yet, pushing it half heartedly into the corral skewed sideways. Damn you. Damn you to an eternity of having to s...
- Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..
- Replies: 80
- Views: 4524
Re: Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smi
Things that piss me off, Not much, life is too short to get pissed off about the constant barrage of dipshittedness from all the stupid people that seem to cross my path on a daily basis. Things that make me smile, Straddling a line in a parking space, effectively taking up two spaces then making ey...
- Fri May 18, 2012 5:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Solar System PET
- Replies: 110
- Views: 2293
Re: Solar System PET
Nahh, just figured you would get that one. Just curious how you felt about Sempra's counter to the rising interest, not quite proliferation of PV's, by charging for the use of the grid. I've considered doing the same, but I have a small stand of redwoods in my backyard that give me plenty of shade a...
- Thu May 17, 2012 10:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Solar System PET
- Replies: 110
- Views: 2293
Re: Solar System PET
Would you believe they block this site out at Donovan?Mikey wrote: Where have you been?
- Thu May 17, 2012 9:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Solar System PET
- Replies: 110
- Views: 2293
Re: Solar System PET
So Mikey, how are you going to feel if Sempra/SDGE successfully petitions the CPUC and are allowed to "unravel" the transmission cost and generation cost for electricity?
- Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:09 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: unnecessary roughness
- Replies: 7
- Views: 363
Re: unnecessary roughness
Complete bullshit, how many times on a gonna given weekend are these crap calls going to be called. Another perfect example last night with Gregory's (Chargers) hit on the Chiefs receiver. What the fuck is the defense supposed to do, let the receiver come down with the ball and take a step or two be...
- Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Looks like we're losing Mikey
- Replies: 14
- Views: 462
Re: Looks like we're losing Mikey
My God, It's a brownskin EM family!
- Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:41 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Where the hell is Qbert?
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3213
Re: Where the hell is Qbert?
what were you saying Jack, I got sidetracked.
- Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm voting for what's his name
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1032
Re: I'm voting for what's his name
there is a diminutive guy that looks like he is scared of his own shadow, a nutty broad, a momo, a spook, and another fuck from texas.
what do i win?
what do i win?
- Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pass this Jobs Bill. Pass it Right Away!!
- Replies: 75
- Views: 3428
Re: Pass this Jobs Bill. Pass it Right Away!!
So the problem is: Rising Health Care Costs Dependence on foreign oil/energy Decaying Infrastructure Hugh unemployment rates Huge deficit Were fucked. So stop the huge bailout/payouts to private corporations. From what i've seen Barry has slowly shifted the bailouts to local states DOT's for roadway...