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Alkie

Saw it last night. It was Couples, not Funk. But yes, North was up $290,000 to like $40,000 as the next closest and Couples landed one past the hole and backed it up to where MAYBE a piece of the ball went over the cup. Definitely good watch. Percocets had already kicked in at that point thanks for...

Alkie

On ESPN2 That shit was pretty fun to watch, plus all the golfer were chill and miked up. Man they made some amazing tee shots onto those par3's too. If so can somebody explain the validating thing? I've never seen that in skins play before. Validating means money is not awarded for a skin until the...

Alkie

On ESPN2

That shit was pretty fun to watch, plus all the golfer were chill and miked up. Man they made some amazing tee shots onto those par3's too. If so can somebody explain the validating thing? I've never seen that in skins play before.

Alkie

Headhunter wrote:Maybe IndyFrisco can give Al a hummer and make him happy! He might have to pose as Kareem Abdul Jabar, but what the hey!

Would we have to go to Canada??

Alkie

Cuda wrote:
Alkie wrote:my Beer loosend bowles
Thanks for the update. I thought there was something familiar about your posts.

PM me when you come up with your first post worth reading.

Sin,
I won't be holding my breath

Alkie

Irony much, Alkie? Fuck off you scum sucking toadie, go play with Biggie's nuts some more and quit bothering me with the visual pukefest you call posting. Oh, I see... Irony LOTS! It's not worth it, all you do is show how much of a tard you are, do you think Biggies gonna rack you for making two po...

Alkie

Cuda wrote:Irony much, Alkie?

Fuck off you scum sucking toadie, go play with Biggie's nuts some more and quit bothering me with the visual pukefest you call posting.

...and Truthfelice on the poop bag resets

Alkie

Can somebody please pm me when the "scs <insert althlete> needs money" posts stop? Maybe it's just me but there hasn't been a funny one yet. Its just you... I am the one getting steam rolled and even I am laughing at this shit. No, I think it's pretty funny how you got duped, I live in th...

Alkie

Can somebody please pm me when the "scs <insert althlete> needs money" posts stop?

Maybe it's just me but there hasn't been a funny one yet.

Alkie

Precept Laddie, maybe????

Oh and Callaway Big Bertha Blues.

Alkie

all i know is next time i see a 2wd suv inna parking lot with one of those stupid fucking "little-fu on board, please drive carefully" tags in the fucking window, imma surround the fucker with shopping carts & get a good 10 yard running start & slam the last one inna the driver's ...

Alkie

Why the fuck do you people call cars sleds? You people aren't fucking fooling anybody, we all know nobody on here is hip, 'cept for Bace('sup I'm obviously sucking his dick :roll: ) A sled is a fucking thing that you go down snow covered hills on, dammit. Okay so maybe Fu's 2wd station wagon might b...

Alkie

Mikey wrote:
ppanther wrote:
e wrote: OMG!!! you didn't actually drive your $54,000 2WD SUV through that, did you?
I laughed.

That is funny.

Genius, e.

Alkie

don't see why that guy is a closer because all I see from him are Cardinal home runs. did the replays show that it hit the wall? It hit the top of the wall which is a continuation of the yellow line, and yess the top of the wall is yellow. The ball came back into play after hitting the top of the w...

Alkie

Graves was crying about the fans booing him, saying it hurts to be boo'd

YOU GAVE UP 7 RUNS IN THE NINTH, FUCKO

The Reds have given up 4,5, and 6 run leads in like the last six games or some shit like that, uh prepared to be boo'd.

Alkie

Prior still has a lot to prove in my book, he's not as unhittable as dtrain right now, and Oswalt and Beckett have some kinda high walk totals, and all three have an ERA much higher than dontrell right now. One month does not make a season, but if asked right now who I'd want to pitch if I had to wi...

Alkie

Holy crap that Scott guy sucks the cork outta sammys bat. Oh and rozy care to revise your top3 list? Maybe taking the D-train to a clue might help jog your memory.

Nice week in nascar rozy.

Alkie

Well I do feel insulted, Bace. Here enjoy this dissertation from a member of my fantasy baseball league on CBS Sportsline. The Psychology of a Cubs Fan The most pathetic team in baseball has developed in its fan base a mental aberration that some psychologists have diagnosed as a legitimate mental d...

Alkie

So fucking what Bace, and Link? is so overused. Over there you claim Saturday is the braves only hope, and here you claim they will win tonight. Help a brother out, I don't expect a series sweep, but I don't know how you can say we don't have much of a chance tonight. Besides soft tossing lefties ar...

Alkie

Bizzarofelice wrote:go over there and read what I said about the series to buttsy.

Which forum?

Alkie

So Bace, should I ask shutyomouth to mail you a Braves hat? Nice to see a true fan like bace with such a positive attitude about the home town team. Guess they really don't even need to play the game we've already got the outcome right here.

Alkie

helmet wrote:Clemens v. Mulder turned out pretty good....

Fuck yeah it did, I heard Mulder say on the radio they have a bet going about who will get the first hit off the other one too.

Alkie

Anybody else looking forward to this one besides me?

Contrary to popular belief there are still a few of who enjoy pitchers duels.

I hope both guys are on tonight, and LaRussa doesn't fuck up managing a game where playing small ball might just win you the game.

Alkie

Rack! Jim Edmonds, Astros Killa.

Alkie

Nice picks for the Cali race. I was hoping you took Jr. for your A list driver.

[/yahoofantasyNASCAR]

Alkie

Where did you pick up the phrase "please drive through"? It's quite unique. I think that one was mine. As they all are. All lines were started by me other than the ones SG started and everyone else picked up on. look up and left. Thanks Cockblocker, I think I was really really close to fi...

Alkie

the tardling also known as alkie trying to dismiss someone ('sup me) that's been dismissing him for the better part of a year, almost begging him to find a new pair of ankles to latch onto in fact - is definitely noteworthy. not rackworthy, but noteworthy. keep trying, buddy. there's still hope for...

Alkie

actually, you're one of the WORST offenders of the in-yer-dome/BODE ME bullshit. you are also one of the brain dead sheep that post here and apparently believe everything you read. you don't 'get it' in any way shape or form and as always, i'm gonna have to go ahead and remind you that i care not. ...

Alkie

alkie - i still haven't been run, but you still have been obliterated. Where have I been obliterated? you and i both fucking know that when shit does get thrown at me, i deal and alone ya fucking wussy. unlike you, i can handle my own stuff and damn well for a chick, at that. Who the fuck around he...

Alkie

Rack !zzubevol and her Personalized Pink Candy Hearts. You moron TL, buzz is wrong, Cuda's getting run, not in peoples domes. I thought you could tell the difference, or is that what you tell yourself all the times you've been run? TL "I'm in their domes, BODE me" Every-freakin-body else ...

Alkie

shutyomouth wrote:I don't think Cuda's that bad a dude. He just tries a lil' too hard sometimes.....

Cuda just plain sucks the life and will to live out of each thread he posts in. Hell, I beat him in the RTT smack off, and those are supposed to be his friends.

Alkie

Headhunter wrote:He's not widely liked because he's not affraid to call a flaming douche a flaming douche. Chances are, if Cuda called you a douche, you deserved it.

This certainly explains why I smell like vinegar and my hairs on fire.

Alkie

JCT wrote:I don't know if I was drunk or just retarded as a child.

You sure seemed to fuck up your face a lot as a kid JCT.

Jus sayin'

Alkie

IRIE LAGOS wrote:
JCT wrote:I know you're not running looks smack
what, can't take THE personal attack ?

Run back into the burning barn much horse teeth?

Alkie

Black_Francis wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:This is what sucks. I can't join these kind of pile-ons anymore...
You know, if you keep being a good sport about this, it's not going to be very fun to keep reseting it, damnit.

Yeah, he even gets off some of the best blasts on himself.

:? :? :?

Alkie

!zzubevol wrote:if you can't brag to the entire internet, who can you brag to ?

For some reason I believe this to be your mantra.

Alkie

Headhunter wrote:So I'm off by two inches?

He was too.

Sin,

IL2

Alkie

Viper in Vancouver wrote:De Moines is a lot colder than Vancouver is.

I'll take, factors that figure into the equation when comparing sizes for, $7.85 Alex.

Alkie

Alkie

!zzubevol wrote:i don't suppose the day that some poor fool slash meth head slash paraplegic slash redneck alcoholic - offs himself, that any one of you guys will feel remotely guilty.

NO, especially if he goes on some kind of long methed out rampage near your house in Detoilet, MI

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