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by Louis Cyphre
Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:07 am
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Anyone buy an HD optical disk system yet?
Replies: 19
Views: 2863

So which one is the industry going to go with, BlueRay or HD-DVD?

Is it going to be like the VHS vs. Beta wars?
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank'em
Replies: 24
Views: 1781

Is it me or does #4 have an Adam's Apple?
by Louis Cyphre
Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Lite" beer drinkers, a few questions...
Replies: 84
Views: 3683

Fuck off, all you beer snobs! You are all jealous that Budweiser is the king of beers! I should know, I own their stock!

sin,

War Wagon
by Louis Cyphre
Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:22 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: NFL Stock Market - Week Eight Lines
Replies: 22
Views: 2022

Louis Cyphre ($60)

Green Bay ($10)
New Orleans ($10)
St. Louis ($10)
New York Jets ($10)
Carolina ($10)

Total Wager ($50)
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worthless time waster.
Replies: 33
Views: 527

PrimeX,

We all know you were in a gang, but you're not allowed to add $10 for every time that you masturbated. Redo your total please.

I scored $300.00
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: South Park vs. Monty Python
Replies: 7
Views: 422

Re: South Park vs. Monty Python

Jay in Phoenix wrote:At the end of the clip, Terry Jones and Michael Palin appear, but who is the guy on the right? Any Pythonphiles have a clue?
Could he be an unknown Graham Chapman replacement?
by Louis Cyphre
Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many of you are there - time waster
Replies: 32
Views: 1455

There are 0 people in the U.S. named Steve Vai.
by Louis Cyphre
Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Be very afraid
Replies: 21
Views: 1155

Jay in Phoenix wrote:So who knew Milwaukee was a...ummm, terroritst hub.

Watch out for the cheese and ranch dressing bombs, those are pretty dirty.

MSN Update
Anyone hear from Fraudo lately?
by Louis Cyphre
Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many of you are there - time waster
Replies: 32
Views: 1455

9 people have the same name as me.

There are 34 people in the U.S. named Richard Hertz.

but

There are 0 people in the U.S. named Dick Hertz.
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:16 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: NFL Stock Market - Week Seven Games
Replies: 26
Views: 1817

Louis Cyphre ($50)

Green Bay ($10)
Pittsburgh ($10)
New York Jets ($10)
Denver ($10)
Arizona ($10)

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by Louis Cyphre
Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ballistics Terminology
Replies: 11
Views: 1413

Right after I hit submit, I knew my answer/question would garner some BS or KC Paul insults. RACK you guys for not letting the board down.
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ballistics Terminology
Replies: 11
Views: 1413

A spray pattern?
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do you eat after a night of drinking?
Replies: 64
Views: 2337

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by Louis Cyphre
Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:09 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: NFL Stock Market - Week Six Lines
Replies: 26
Views: 1986

Louis Cyphre ($80)

Buffalo ($10)
Baltimore ($10)
Philadelphia ($20)
Tennessee ($5)
Arizona ($5)

Total Wager ($50)
by Louis Cyphre
Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anit war protests in Portland cops mace hippies...
Replies: 4
Views: 354

A little off topic:

My wife was stopped by security at Six Flags last Sunday. Barney Fife rifles through Mrs. Cyphre purse and holds up her asthma inhaler and says that she has to leave her "pepper spray" in the car.
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: NFL Stock Market - Week Five Lines
Replies: 27
Views: 1587

Louis Cyphre ($85)

Buffalo ($10)
Minnesota ($15)
N.Y. Giants ($5)
Pittsburgh ($5)
Kansas City ($10)

Total Wager ($45)
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Franchise question
Replies: 32
Views: 1659

Watermelon stand
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:09 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: NFL Stock Market - Week Four Games
Replies: 28
Views: 1663

Louis Cyphre ($105)

Carolina ($5)
Miami ($10)
Seattle($5)
Green Bay($10)
New England($10)

Total Wager ($40)
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice Stock Car Race Meltdown
Replies: 11
Views: 348

I typed in touche, not douche.
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice Stock Car Race Meltdown
Replies: 11
Views: 348

I was watching that FOX news show that is hosted by Brit Hume and they closed out the show by saying this video was the post Chris Wallace interview of former president Clinton leaving the studio. BWAHAHAHAHA Rip City Oh, I thought it was Bush flagging down some intelligence officer's car after the...
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Fantasy Basketball- Geeks needed
Replies: 23
Views: 1239

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM I was left feeling disappointed after watching that video. I was expecting to see a dirty, little old moccasin doing the "Worm." But what I saw was a greasy hindu (who looked like my kids pediatrician) giving cigarettes to underage kids who dance...
by Louis Cyphre
Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Vonage!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2779

Tiberious wrote:hey, i never saw it before today, btw, did we land on the moon yet?

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by Louis Cyphre
Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IE opens, then closes a few seconds later
Replies: 28
Views: 2421

Try restoring from the previous day. If that doesn't work, check http://www.edmunds.com
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: NFL Stock Market ... WEEK THREE
Replies: 28
Views: 1307

Louis Cyphre ($100)

Baltimore ($5)
Carolina ($5)
Tennessee ($5)
Green Bay ($5)
Atlanta ($5)

Total Wager ($25)
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:08 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: T1B NFL Stock Market
Replies: 46
Views: 1837

I'll give it a shot. Count me in.
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rock Star: SuperNova
Replies: 57
Views: 1060

O/U on how long it takes for this thread, like last weeks, to get moved?
by Louis Cyphre
Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:01 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18976

Maybe she was eatting a real taco and dropped it into her lap at the same time that RF busted a nut.
by Louis Cyphre
Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cocktail thirty
Replies: 6
Views: 267

orcinus wrote:If a man tells someone he's heading out for cocktails after work, that man likely owns a purse.
IT'S A MAN BAG, GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!
by Louis Cyphre
Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)How did you "make your bones" on T1B...(!)
Replies: 61
Views: 3464

I ran Paul and peter dragon at one of poptart's 9:07 chat sessions.
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Drunkest Cities
Replies: 79
Views: 2897

Sorry, Dins. I had no idea your buzz from that six pack had wore off.
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Drunkest Cities
Replies: 79
Views: 2897

This Link would prove otherwise. Not only is Milwaukee the #1 drunkest city, but it is also in the top five of the fittest cities. Be careful with that "prove" word -- you DO realize that Men's Fitness doesn't actually survey or measure anyone in those horseshit rankings, right? One of th...
by Louis Cyphre
Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Drunkest Cities
Replies: 79
Views: 2897

And it makes sense that Milwakee drinks the most, since its residents are also #1 in being the least physically fit in the nation. They need to be drunk to fuck thier nasty asses. This Link would prove otherwise. Not only is Milwaukee the #1 drunkest city, but it is also in the top five of the fitt...
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Favre lookin sharp...
Replies: 9
Views: 488

See You Next Wednesday wrote:Ok, we get it, you want Favre to leave so your boyfriend Aaron Rogers can play. We get it, now shut up.
You mean the same Aaron Rodgers who lit up the Bengals defense with a 2 out of 7 passes for 6 yards?
by Louis Cyphre
Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hypothetical Question
Replies: 58
Views: 2319

88, If I were in your situation, I would have to say "no" as well, for a couple of reasons: 1: The sister-in-law actually asked you the bang her in front of your wife and her husband. 2: Your wife actually thinks it would be a "good gesture." Not only is it creepy, but it's a dow...
by Louis Cyphre
Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Drunkest Cities
Replies: 79
Views: 2897

ElvisMonster wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:rack the 314 #11
I'm trying my damnedest to bump us up to 10.
If the Packers play like they did last year, that shouldn't be a problem for you, EM. Then again, it would also solidify Milwaukee's #1 position as well.
by Louis Cyphre
Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Drunkest Cities
Replies: 79
Views: 2897

Fester and his basement full of Hamm's is the sole reason Minnie/St. Paul is at #2. If it weren't for Fester, the Twin Cities wouldn't make the list.
by Louis Cyphre
Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Drunkest Cities
Replies: 79
Views: 2897

America's Drunkest Cities

According to Forbes.com:

Milwaukee is #1.

Where does you city rank.
by Louis Cyphre
Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Survivor" adopts Seperate But Equal policy for ne
Replies: 21
Views: 1129

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by Louis Cyphre
Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ..I tossed my first salad today!
Replies: 35
Views: 782

Dins never said that she puked. I'm guessing that Dins was the one doing the techno-colored yawn while bruising her starfish. She then lapped it up like dog in a hot car would lap at some water.
by Louis Cyphre
Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ..I tossed my first salad today!
Replies: 35
Views: 782

I’m going to assume that you were balls deep in the barskank’s lower sigmoid when you determined that said barskank was the purtiest little transvestite in the entire U & L. No, it wasn't an issue of gender. For now, I'll just leave it as being more of an issue of intestinal fortitude. And it w...