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A boat thread and not a single picture of some titties yet? This place is slipping.

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The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Mon Sep 07, 2020 3:44 pm

She's a butch who wears a strap-on.

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I have always been able to gratify leftist women.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:31 am

That guy is not heterosexual.

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Jerry Falwell liked to watch from the corner of the room while his wife took the dick. Missionary style? If that's your thing. Ok, dude. I guess Liberty University won't have that. But it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Many other universities will welcome in a confirmed cuckold, w...

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What place did Brennaman say was the fag capital of the world?

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Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:52 pmAlso Scott Baio. Hopefully he'll bring Joanie along this time.

How's Joanie looking these days?

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Screw_Michigan wrote:She gives me boners.

I'd like for her to come over and suck me off on my lunch break today.

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golden showers I hooked up with a bar girl once and had a roll in the sack with her. At the end she dropped a turd on me. "That's fucked up," I thought, but I assumed she just lost control and it happened. So I cleaned it up and acted like it was no big thing. She fell asleep and I went t...

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:10 pm

When a woman wears a top like that she is wanting to hear a compliment. So I usually say something direct, like "I would really like to tit fuck you up on this table."

That's how you can make a woman wet.

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Kamala Harris

I have my mission for the day. I will scour the internet for Kamala's hottest pictures that do the most for my erection. Then tonight I will blow a wild nut to her.

Rack that plan!

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:37 am

This would be a lot more interesting if the two chicks would take some of their clothes off.

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FiatLux wrote:Trump's daughter fucked a Jew

I would carve my dick precisely according to specifications if it would give me just a 2% chance of being allowed to hump Ivanka's ass.

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Aug 02, 2020 5:53 am

Up down. Up down. Up down. That's a good girl.

Nut time!

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:45 pm Please, somebody help me. I'm trying to understand when the Trump economy started. Here is the 10 year GDP data I am looking at.

That looks like a flacid dick.

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Kierland wrote:That lesbian

Lesbians on this board can feel free to hit my private message box.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:My kind of gal.

Sincerely,
Wolftard

I think my dad jerked off to her a lot of times.

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Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak -- and out of nowhere, two streams of piss wildly spray out? This is uncool. A couple of times at 4 am I pissed on the wall before I knew what was happening. :x But now I spank off at least once every two days. It keeps my pipe flushed ...

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The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:57 pm

This guy's picture sucking a black dick will be on the internet forever. His grandkids will probably end up seeing it.

Wouldn't it have been better for him to just take the bullet in the head?

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I confess. I harassed my dick when I saw this picture.

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The previous press secretary was unjerkable.

This Kayleigh whore usually gives me wood within 25 seconds. Four more years of this is a good idea.

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The Phallus

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https://www.yellowbullet.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.yellowbullet.com/attachments/a-2-jpg.82696/ Back when I was a teenager I remember watching an episode where Ginger seduced the professor. My damn dick didn't go down for a week ...

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:40 am
BSmack wrote: ↑Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:50 pm
Slap wrote:I would have put that guy down into a leg lock submission hold to subdue him until authorities could arrive.
But first you would do a little "ground and pound."

sin,

KC Scott
Slap and Scott are homos?

What the hell?

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EAP wrote:If your boss let's you kneel at work, then you can

Monica Lewinsky's boss let her kneel at work.

That's a productive workplace.

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I would have put that guy down into a leg lock submission hold to subdue him until authorities could arrive.

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Derron wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:14 am Fuck you troll.

Are you a homo?

We need more women. And some of them to flood my inbox.

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Are there any sexy female trolls here?

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Go Coogs' wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:19 pmOlivia-Newton John - Physical

I stroked off to this song at least 100 times. No joke. The part where she sang, "Let's get animal" is when I would fire my victory load into the air.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:22 pmtit suckers

I prefer tit fucking. That's a real good time.

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They should have zoomed in that camera angle from behind and then kept it going a lot longer. I could work up a good load looking at that little whore.

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Left Seater wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:59 pmIf someone wants to look hard enough we can find something that is not statue worthy in everyone. (See MLK as a serial womanizer as an example.)

That's the main reason I have always sort of respected Martin.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Jun 20, 2020 2:06 amDerron has done every drug on the planet, Kierland did coke, Irie is a marijuana grower... and BP is an alcoholic, like Cinder (RIP).

This board has a lot of losers. And some will die like Cinder did.

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EAP wrote:I'd be hooting and a hollering those bull queers on as they sodomize you to a pulp.

40% of the board members are bottom queers.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:51 pm[/url]

Five hung black men sounds your basic NBA starting lineup.

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Since it's impossible for children, dogs and Corpses to give consent, those are illegal acts. All of the laws regarding pedophilia, bestiality and necrophilia are rooted in the concept of consent. If you can't get consent, you can't fuck it. Do you think a judge could be persuaded into accepting th...

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smackaholic wrote:You’re gettin’ a little brown sugar, aincha ?

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

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TONTO wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:36 am
EAP wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2020 3:42 am

That guy looks like a genuine faggot.

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TONTO sees the reason for protesting is because the law ALWAYS protects the Nazi police. Maybe one of the Nazis on the board can tell me how this make sense to the rest of the Tribe. https://external-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQBxbp6YPKjXmCwe&w=540&h=282&url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg...

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https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1687,w_3000,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_655/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1579658438/200121-bixby-bernie-bros-tease_nkeq2b This is the traditional pose for most Bernie supporters. Mouth agape and waiting for a hot spurt of spunk to arrive.

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