Listen up, snowflakes! Ovechkin is rolling

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:59 am

Well well well well well well well well de well well

This animal has already potted 2 goals (..and one on the pp don't you know) before Gretz has even put on his snazzy new tie.

6'3" hockey god

:orgasm

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:01 am

Otis, put "live at The Sands" as my title. Be quick about it. chop chop

fix · Post by **fix** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:03 am

Rack the return of the Rat Pack!

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:12 am

he will have more points and be the better player of the 2(crosby)

he can play physical, and his game is perfect for the new NHL>

both are surrounded with some nice young talent and vets

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:11 am

Welcome to Washington Alex! :D

This guy is gonna be scary good.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:18 am

He's damn good but that's a bad team around him.

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:24 am

Can't wait until the Crapitals start sucking hard and Overchicken gets cooked a time or two.

Rat Pack, your rock is ready and waiting for you.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:33 pm

The return of Ratpack_incognito. Great! :roll: Thank God he'll disappear again when the Capitals don't win another game until Christmas. Got to give you credit, I thought you'd go back to being a Penguins fan when they drafted Crosby.

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:09 pm

Adelpiero wrote:he will have more points and be the better player of the 2(crosby)

he can play physical, and his game is perfect for the new NHL>

both are surrounded with some nice young talent and vets

Patrice Bergeron will be better than either one of them.

Welcome back Rat, nice to see your opening night enthusiasm is still strong. It will amusing as usual to see you fade away as the Caps do likewise.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:41 pm

Why would I disappear? I have no expectations of anything other than Ovechkin dismantling people. Maniac will up and go..and sulk. We remember..

Did you clowns read the game write up?

His first NHL check was so fierce it dislodged a support beam. He refused to let his team lose, twice answering with goals less than 90 seconds after the opponents took the lead. And when his face appeared on the large scoreboard, he stuck out his tongue and flashed a charismatic smile.

``He was worth the admission tonight,'' Columbus coach Gerard Gallant said. ``He was real good.''

``The first check he threw to start the game, I said, 'That's my boy. That's what we want''' said Capitals owner Diamond Ted

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:07 pm

The Rat Pack wrote:Why would I disappear?

I don't know, why don't you tell me? You've done it every time the Caps stunk up the joint, which is pretty much every year. We remember.....

Enjoy your boy Ovenkitchen. Believe me, he will be the only bright spot on the Caps this season.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:49 pm

Oh I don't know. I'm liking Zubrus. You'd take him in a heartbeat. How about Olie with 35 saves...

How did Boston do in their home opener?

Maniac, you disappeared...don't deny it.

Anytime I've been forced to leave the board is usually because of my vast importance outside in the real world. Sometimes I just don't have the time for throwing fish flakes at the goldfish. ya know?

Ovenkitchen... Good one. Let's put a burger on...get it? Burger on!

His first NHL check was so fierce it dislodged a support beam.

Yeah, Ovenchicken

Acid drip, please stop embarassing yourself. This kid can hit & fight...and score more than Wilt Chamberlain.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:10 pm

The Rat Pack wrote:
Maniac, you disappeared...don't deny it.

You posting this is absolutely hillarious.

Pot and kettle much?

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:52 pm

That's the whole point, dullard.

They are always after me..when they do the exact same thing.

At least I explain myself with my huge importance outside in the real world.

...and what is up with the incognito references you've been dropping for over a year?

MDTerrapins · Post by **MDTerrapins** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:17 pm

WOOO CAPS!! 1/9 of the way to guaranteeing they don't break their own record for worst season in NHL history!!!

Smoked Meat · Post by **Smoked Meat** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:10 pm

The Rat Pack wrote:Anytime I've been forced to leave the board is usually because of my vast importance outside in the real world.

You seem to become very important in that obscur "real world" whenever the Caps go down the drain.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:22 pm

Smoked Meat wrote:
The Rat Pack wrote:Anytime I've been forced to leave the board is usually because of my vast importance outside in the real world.

You seem to become very important in that obscur "real world" whenever the Caps go down the drain.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:28 am

AcidQueen wrote:Can't wait until the Crapitals start sucking hard and Overchicken gets cooked a time or two.

AC, why the player hating? :?

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:36 am

Why all the hating on the Capitals? :?

From reading these posts you'd think the Caps were the evil empire of the NHL or something. Queef and Ruinfan running smack on us, yeah that's fresh considering the Caps have been to the finals more recently than either of those garbage teams. :twisted:

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:05 pm

Relax. This is more of a "bust on Rat" thing more than a Caps hating thing. Goes way back over the last 4-5 years.

Rat Pack actually entertains the shit out of me, especially when he goes on about his importance in the outside world.

Rat, are you the one that stymied all those Al-Qaeda attacks that Bush was blathering about yesterday? If so, thank you.

Or maybe you've been over in China working on the bird flu thing.

Or did Mom finally kick your sorry ass out of the house and wouldn't let you take her computer with you.

Please tell us more, explain your "vast importance".

JD · Post by JD » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:55 pm

Smoked Meat wrote:
The Rat Pack wrote:Anytime I've been forced to leave the board is usually because of my vast importance outside in the real world.

You seem to become very important in that obscur "real world" whenever the Caps go down the drain.

To be fair, his obscurity, while seemingly well-timed, could happen when the Caps go down the drain pretty much any time of the hockey year.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:45 pm

Only 5.5 hours until ATG takes the ice in Hotlanta. I see a 2 point game.

That'll give all of you dishwashers time to finish up your shifts.

As for the largesse importance of my real life...it is beyond mere serfs on a messageboard. ...and it has nothing to do with Bush.

Take Happy for instance....we all know that he is a dishwasher at Swiss Chalet. I could delve into the intricacies of my importance and it would fly over his head. He has dishpan hands while I take after King Midas.

excuse me, I must take a call from Antwerp. It's Leonard. We must not keep Leonard waiting..

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:52 pm

The Rat Pack wrote:Only 5.5 hours until ATG takes the ice in Hotlanta. I see a 2 point game.

That'll give all of you dishwashers time to finish up your shifts.

I finished my dishes hours ago......

Give my regards to Leonard, we go way back.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:35 pm

The Rat Pack wrote:
Take Happy for instance....we all know that he is a dishwasher at Swiss Chalet. I could delve into the intricacies of my importance and it would fly over his head. He has dishpan hands while I take after King Midas.

I see your promotion to line cook has gone straight to your head. I knew it would.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:01 pm

Oh hi Happy! How was the lunch rush?

I spent lunch chuckling at that sorry ass picture of Sundin's eye. Ouch

I also had chuckles reading about how Lindros said he's going to pick up the slack....seeing as Sundin will be out way past Halloween.

I guess Tie Domi is now the Leafs captain.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:03 pm

...or is McGrabe the captain?

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:07 pm

I think crazy Eddie should be Captain.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:11 pm

Well Crazy Eddie likes his Captain Morgan.

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:02 pm

That should be good enough for bulbous drunk-nose Quinn.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:55 pm

Mainiac wrote:Relax. This is more of a "bust on Rat" thing more than a Caps hating thing. Goes way back over the last 4-5 years.

Rat Pack actually entertains the shit out of me, especially when he goes on about his importance in the outside world.

Rat, are you the one that stymied all those Al-Qaeda attacks that Bush was blathering about yesterday? If so, thank you.

Or maybe you've been over in China working on the bird flu thing.

Or did Mom finally kick your sorry ass out of the house and wouldn't let you take her computer with you.

Please tell us more, explain your "vast importance".

I also heard he was helping out Jimmy Carter with Habitat for Humanity, you forgot to mention that.

And Rat get another av.

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:22 am

7-3 Thrashers. One assist for Ovenkitchen. Reality hits. I'll give you Brad Isbister and a bag of pucks for him.

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:04 pm

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
AcidQueen wrote:Can't wait until the Crapitals start sucking hard and Overchicken gets cooked a time or two.
AC, why the player hating? :?

Hating? Me? Please--you're not worthy of hate.

Being pointed and laughed at, however.....

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:39 am

AcidQueen, you make me sad. :cry: today.

That and TWO thrashings by the Thrashers.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:47 am

Okay now I'm smiling. :D:

Last time the Caps lost by such a large margin was in 1998.

1998 was a very good year.

WAR Good Omens Early In The Season

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:50 am

Sid the Kid gets a 3 point night on Saturday and takes the rookie scoring lead and puts him tied for third in the league in scoring.

Gotta love the scoring around the league. On Saturday, two games finished 7-6, the Thrashers scored 8 and the Habs-Leafs finished 5-4.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:47 pm

Mainiac wrote:That should be good enough for bulbous drunk-nose Quinn.

Quinn must have been drunk last night. The Leafs have easily the two worst defencemen in the NHL in Aki Berg and Wade Belak and Quinn decides to pair them up. They were only on the ice for three Montreal goals, so I guess it was a good night for those pylons. :x :x

fix · Post by **fix** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:18 pm

Hapday wrote:
Mainiac wrote:That should be good enough for bulbous drunk-nose Quinn.
Quinn must have been drunk last night. The Leafs have easily the two worst defencemen in the NHL in Aki Berg and Wade Belak and Quinn decides to pair them up. They were only on the ice for three Montreal goals, so I guess it was a good night for those pylons. :x :x

Actually I kind of liked his idea of pairing them up. It creates only one shit pair of defencmen instead of making two bad pairs.

You can blame JF Jr though... he's the one that brought them both back, not Quinn.

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:49 am

Hapday wrote:
Mainiac wrote:That should be good enough for bulbous drunk-nose Quinn.
Quinn must have been drunk last night. The Leafs have easily the two worst defencemen in the NHL in Aki Berg and Wade Belak and Quinn decides to pair them up. They were only on the ice for three Montreal goals, so I guess it was a good night for those pylons. :x :x

No Hap, I think the dishonour of having the two worst defensemen in the NHL goes to Columbus now.

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:52 am

Tom In VA wrote:AcidQueen, you make me sad. :cry: today.

That and TWO thrashings by the Thrashers.

Yeah, the Thrashers scare me--especially with The Dude in net, because he's always owned the 'Canes.

Oh well--if things go really poorly I'll at least have the Redskins! Errr, I'll at least have the Dodgers! Ummm....the Lakers?

Ummm.....nevermind.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:06 pm

ATG gets the game winner.. Can you dig it?

A-T-G atg T-G-A tga Score another one...and we'll be in the playoffs (sung to the tune of Take on me)

Wait until Leonard hears about this.

Jeffrey, do you own the site that the picture is hosted on?

No? Then shut the hell up...a hole.

Maniac, you're such a hater. "Reality hits" lmao at you.

Yeah, the reality is he has 5 points in 4 games. ..and are you still going to go with that Ovenkitchen nonsense? Come on, you're better than that weakass kid shit.