The Corpse from U.N.C.L.E.

[Carson]

David McCallum, room temperature at 90.

Who's gonna do the autopsy for Ducky?

[Sudden Sam]

He’ll always be Ilya Kuriakin to me.

[Wolfman]

RIP Illya.

[Smackie Chan]

U.N.C.L.E.

I was in a movie when I was ~16 called The Lucifer Complex with Robert Vaughan, available on Amazon Prime. My only movie role. IMDB gives it 2.4 out of 10.

[Kierland]

We will be needing a screen shot of you in that.

[Softball Bat]

U.N.C.L.E.

I was in a movie when I was ~16 called The Lucifer Complex with Robert Vaughan, available on Amazon Prime. My only movie role. IMDB gives it 2.4 out of 10.

Good job, Smackie!

Without you, it probably would have garnered a mere 2.1.

[Sudden Sam]

U.N.C.L.E.

I was in a movie when I was ~16 called The Lucifer Complex with Robert Vaughan, available on Amazon Prime. My only movie role. IMDB gives it 2.4 out of 10.

[Smackie Chan]

We will be needing a screen shot of you in that.

Never saw it although I may watch it today. Probably ended up on the cutting room floor. Filmed in ‘76 but never released in theaters, went straight to TV in ‘78. My brief scene was as a laborer with a post hole digger. Sounds like a flick you might like, though. It’s about Nazis & clones.

[Sudden Sam]

I was supposed to be in what I believe is the opening scene of ‘Big Fish’…baby being birthed in hospital. It’s been so long since I saw it, I’m not certain that’s the opening shot. I leaned out and watched the baby go shooting down a hallway.

But an elderly asshole co-extra was being such a turd, I blame him for our scene getting axed. He drove Tim Burton nuts.

[Smackie Chan]

Looks like I didn’t make the Final Cut, which made a bad movie even worse.

[Kierland]

We will be needing a screen shot of you in that.

Never saw it although I may watch it today. Probably ended up on the cutting room floor. Filmed in ‘76 but never released in theaters, went straight to TV in ‘78. My brief scene was as a laborer with a post hole digger. Sounds like a flick you might like, though. It’s about Nazis & clones.

Oh I know what it’s about and you have to know I was itching to find out you were “Nazi #2” or some such shit.

[Kierland]

I was supposed to be in what I believe is the opening scene of ‘Big Fish’…baby being birthed in hospital. It’s been so long since I saw it, I’m not certain that’s the opening shot. I leaned out and watched the baby go shooting down a hallway.

But an elderly asshole co-extra was being such a turd, I blame him for our scene getting axed. He drove Tim Burton nuts.

I’m skiing in the background of a few scenes from- Hot Dog… The Movie!

[Sudden Sam]

I was supposed to be in what I believe is the opening scene of ‘Big Fish’…baby being birthed in hospital. It’s been so long since I saw it, I’m not certain that’s the opening shot. I leaned out and watched the baby go shooting down a hallway.

But an elderly asshole co-extra was being such a turd, I blame him for our scene getting axed. He drove Tim Burton nuts.

I’m skiing in the background of a few scenes from- Hot Dog… The Movie!

Cool!

I wish I’d made the cut if only for my grandkids to see it. Oh well…Hollywood’s loss.