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the internet was completely shut down in America for 2-3 days?

What would the nation look like in the weeks and months following that event?



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Queerland would blow his brains out, so that would be a small positive.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Is there any day you don’t think about me, eh pedokkkal?
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Very small. Like a delicately crafted bonsai douchebag.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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So the answer is none, at least that leaves you less time to hate on blacks, women and LGBT.
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Immediate shortages, stores empty to those with cash or trade. The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.

:simpson11:

Need a fukkin' Darwin smilie.
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You wouldn't be able to get cash from an ATM. Probably wouldn't be able to use your credit card, either.

7ven Braincells wouldn't be able to get his marching orders from The Daily Wire

Mvscunt wouldn't get his marching orders from the Daily Stormer.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I think I’d have a problem with my morning dump.

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Mikey wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 6:28 pm I think I’d have a problem with my morning dump.

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Try pulling your head out first. That should help.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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You keep using words and they don't mean what you think they mean.
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Which words did you not understand? I would be happy to help.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Meat Head wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 4:18 pm Immediate shortages, stores empty to those with cash or trade. The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.

:simpson11:

Need a fukkin' Darwin smilie.
Commerce would halt, and because of this, widespread damage (economic, personal) would be done.

People with compromised health would be in trouble, and many would die, imo.


Meat Head wrote:The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.
Yes, I think so.

Even if the internet came back on after being completely off for 2-3 days, the damage that would have already been done would be catastrophic. People would quickly realize that things, across the board, are FUBAR.

People would go jungle m0de.

Yes, Darwin time.
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Old dudes like us would be sorry we discarded our
old porn mags years ago.
Young dudes would be searching for the nearest
truck stop glory hole.
Kierland would be working some very long hours
at the nearest truck stop.
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Ah how cute, pedodave is still butthurt.
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Kierland wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:15 am Ah how cute, pedodave is still butthurt.
You're in his dome
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Softball Bat wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 11:27 pm
Meat Head wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 4:18 pm Immediate shortages, stores empty to those with cash or trade. The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.

:simpson11:

Need a fukkin' Darwin smilie.
Commerce would halt, and because of this, widespread damage (economic, personal) would be done.

People with compromised health would be in trouble, and many would die, imo.


Meat Head wrote:The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.
Yes, I think so.

Even if the internet came back on after being completely off for 2-3 days, the damage that would have already been done would be catastrophic. People would quickly realize that things, across the board, are FUBAR.

People would go jungle m0de.

Yes, Darwin time.
You might see a lot of people jumping off the edge of the Earth.
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Most likely, me and Wolf wouldn't notice.
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Wolfie and I.

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Kierland wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:58 am Wolfie and I.
No way Wolf would hang with you, evah. Just sayin.
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I dodged a bullet there, a very intolerant bullet. It’s probably why you guys like each other so much.


I wonder what the over/under on you shiting your pants and running yourself again are.
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kcdave wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 11:46 pm Old dudes like us would be sorry we discarded our
old porn mags years ago.
I have a few CLUBs stashed…just in case.
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Booger wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:42 pm I have a few CLUBs stashed…just in case.
Haha, I remember CLUB. The dirtiest.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Kierless wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 4:37 am I dodged a bullet there,
Easy for you, even if standing on a barstool
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Ah how cute, appearance smack from a formless troll.
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