What happened to Gobbles McTubesteak?

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What happened to Gobbles McTubesteak?

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He's been gone for quite a while. I've noticed a lack of ankle biting in the main forum about whisky and whatnot.

I hope he didn't pull a Whitey. That would be very sad. Plus who else am I going to beat up over shitty Wisky hockey?

Gobbles.....where are you?
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I’m pretty sure that Goobs and Gobbles McTubesteak are one and the same. The evidence is right there in front of our eyes— Goobs love him some tubesteak right down the esophagus and the name “Gobbles” describes him to a T.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
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Rooster wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:38 pm I’m pretty sure that Goobs and Gobbles McTubesteak are one and the same. The evidence is right there in front of our eyes— Goobs love him some tubesteak right down the esophagus and the name “Gobbles” describes him to a T.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:30 pm Gobbles.....where are you?

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Rooster wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:38 pm I’m pretty sure that Goobs and Gobbles McTubesteak are one and the same
Whoever said they weren't? Fuck you're stupid....a tried and true Trumpster.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:51 pm
Rooster wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:38 pm I’m pretty sure that Goobs and Gobbles McTubesteak are one and the same
Whoever said they weren't? Fuck you're stupid....a tried and true Trumpster.
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Re: What happened to Gobbles McTubesteak?

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Papa Willie wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:00 am Didn’t he say he was going on a vacation?
No, he actually used the word "gaycation".


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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:No, he actually used the word "gaycation".

Don't judge. Everyone needs a little rest and relaxation now and then.
That was Goober. Gobbles was in reeducation camp and is on a regular vacay.

Yea, surprised me too. Ah those scamps.

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Papa Willie wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:00 am Didn’t he say he was going on a vacation?
Which consists of him sucking a lot of dick out on the beach.
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Gobbles should be back by now. Where is he? I'm concerned for his well being.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:12 pm Where is he?

Undoubtedly, he's tied up at the moment...

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Nahhh, last word whore wouldn't go out like that.

The smart money is going with some sort of liver issue. Is there such a thing as a "liver attack"?
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smackaholic wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:03 pm Nahhh, last word whore wouldn't go out like that.

The smart money is going with some sort of liver issue. Is there such a thing as a "liver attack"?
:lol:

True, very true

Smackie Chan is fliends with everyone on Facebook. Smackie, can you reach out to Gobbles and ensure he's OK?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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smackaholic wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:03 pm Nahhh, last word whore wouldn't go out like that.

The smart money is going with some sort of liver issue. Is there such a thing as a "liver attack"?
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Complications from AIDS.

Decades of taking unsheathed cock has finally taken a terrible toll on old Goober McTuber. His children should take notice and learn from his demise.
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Still MIA?

I'm starting to get worried.

Wait, no I'm not.

If you're out there Goobs, do us a favor and stay out there. :hfal:
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I tried searching for his last post and realized this shithole doesn't have the search feature?

Or do you have to pay for the platinum membership to enable search?
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You are a swift one.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:30 pm Gobbles.....where are you?
Bored shitless I would imagine. It shouldn't be a wonder but, then again, you aren't very bright.
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Is it time to pronounce him dead, yet?

Is Doctor McCoy in the house?
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smackaholic wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:12 pm

Is Doctor McCoy in the house?
He posts on another board...






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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:20 pm
smackaholic wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:12 pm

Is Doctor McCoy in the house?
He posts on another board...






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I stand corrected.

I'll report to Sick Bay. Is Nurse Chapel on duty?
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Smackie is usually friends on FB with T1B fliends. Wonder if he knows?
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I think Smackie's away from the board friendships are mostly with Tune Town folks.
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smackaholic wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:59 am I think Smackie's away from the board friendships are mostly with Tune Town folks.
So that explains how he knew Whitey threw the big switch.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:13 pm
smackaholic wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:59 am I think Smackie's away from the board friendships are mostly with Tune Town folks.
So that explains how he knew Whitey threw the big switch.
Yes. Whitey was a fixture in Tune Town, known lately as Ghost Town. You should stop in. Smackie's pretty good about playing requests, even the shitty ones you'll make.

Those that have any connection with him on fb or anything other than this dump are myself and 88. We, along with Wolfie and Phibes are about the only regulars left at TT. Dins occasionally drops in. Mikey, very rarely.

I doubt Goobs ever showed. Likely past his bedtime.
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I used to attended but the hiatus forced me to change my schedule and I just haven’t gotten back to it.
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smackaholic wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:48 pmI think Smackie's away from the board friendships are mostly with Tune Town folks.
I keep in touch with a few posters, not all of whom are listeners.
Screwy wrote:So that explains how he knew Whitey threw the big switch.
Mama & I were FB friends w/ Wags, but I seldom visit FB. Mama clued me in that he'd been toe-tagged.
I doubt Goobs ever showed.
He didn't.
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Yeah, Mama is definitely the fber in the Chan home. I figured you'd have some real life contact with others, likely some of the Cali posters you might have troll-stopped with.

Forgot about Sam as he's been scarce lately. Dude, you should get yourself another 'puter and get back into TT. That fukkin' place is on life support lately. I have missed a number of friday nights myself this year as my job seems to be conspiring to keep me away every friday night.

Is there a show planned for this week?
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smackaholic wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:04 am Yeah, Mama is definitely the fber in the Chan home. I figured you'd have some real life contact with others, likely some of the Cali posters you might have troll-stopped with.

Forgot about Sam as he's been scarce lately. Dude, you should get yourself another 'puter and get back into TT. That fukkin' place is on life support lately. I have missed a number of friday nights myself this year as my job seems to be conspiring to keep me away every friday night.

Is there a show planned for this week?

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He likes to clean his backyard.
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Kierland wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:58 am He likes to clean his backyard.
". . . he used to be a nice boy . . . He used to cut the grass . . . But now his mind is totally destroyed by music."
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:39 pm

". . . he used to be a nice boy . . . He used to cut the grass . . . But now his mind is totally destroyed by music."
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smackaholic wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:04 am Yeah, Mama is definitely the fber in the Chan home. I figured you'd have some real life contact with others, likely some of the Cali posters you might have troll-stopped with.

Forgot about Sam as he's been scarce lately. Dude, you should get yourself another 'puter and get back into TT. That fukkin' place is on life support lately. I have missed a number of friday nights myself this year as my job seems to be conspiring to keep me away every friday night.

Is there a show planned for this week?

Jesus-fucking-Christ...what reality do you inhabit?
You taking this place as seriously as you do is weirding me out man. Do you not have any hobbies?
I collect extension cords, garden hoses and assorted perennials.

Ok, collect might not be the best verb to use there.


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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:32 pm I stand corrected.

I'll report to Sick Bay. Is Nurse Chapel on duty?
Nurse Chapel is currently giving Spock a Rigelian sponge bath. It you don't mind waiting, I can assign Dr. M'Benga to "work you in".
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