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Better bite your towel and grab your ankles, Trump ball-washers.
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The testimony of a douche bag already convicted of lying before congress, who is now trying to minimize his scheduled o-ring blowout?

Cohen faces a three-year prison sentence for the crimes he admitted to, in addition to lying to Congress...
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That's how 90% of cases go you stupid fuck. When you investigate dogs you find fleas.
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You're the type who has crabs.

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Nice white flag you monumentally stupid fuck.
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Just more partisan politics.

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Joe in PB wrote:Just more partisan politics.

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Is there anything you won't let slide from the red menace?
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Funny, he spends his life lying to protect Trump.
Now Trump claims you can't believe him because he's a liar.

Ponderous.
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Red menace?

Our politics are polluted by globalist money and ajendas. Both parties, the Democrats are just more desperate and as such are more willing to sacrifice liberty and freedom.

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Mikey wrote:Funny, he spends his life lying to protect Trump.
Now Trump claims you can't believe him because he's a liar.

Ponderous.
He's been convicted of lying to congress and is looking at a 3 year prison term, so now he's believable?

Democrats would be better served coming up with a moderate platform that benefits a majority of the country.

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Joe in PB wrote:Red menace?

Our politics are polluted by globalist money and ajendas. Both parties, the Democrats are just more desperate and as such are more willing to sacrifice liberty and freedom.

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Joe in PB wrote:
Mikey wrote:Funny, he spends his life lying to protect Trump.
Now Trump claims you can't believe him because he's a liar.

Ponderous.
He's been convicted of lying to congress and is looking at a 3 year prison term, so now he's believable?

Democrats would be better served coming up with a moderate platform that benefits a majority of the country.

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Ever heard of hearsay?

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Yes. What about it?
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It is amazing how much damning evidence of Trump criminality these GOP asswipes are willing to ignore to protect this piss dribbling sack of shit president. Traitors, every single one of them.
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Joe in PB wrote:Ever heard of hearsay?

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We should never get so jaded and desensitized that we stop being shocked that Republicans are all in, almost to a member, on the mafia president. Not a single one of them has reached the end of the line. To the contrary, they’re escalating their efforts to coverup for him.
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YAWN.
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Wolfman wrote:YAWN.
Time for your afternoon nap.
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This hearing is only happening because the American public voted Democrats in charge of the House. Suck on that.
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The worst "take" is this doesn't matter cause it won't change anyone's mind. This is unprecedented, stunning evidence for which we know there's corroboration that Trump has consistently lied and committed financial crimes. AND all one party can do is defend him. THIS is historic.
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Someone should ask the GOP why, given Cohen's long history of criminal ties and behavior -- which was in the public domain before 2016 -- they made him the deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee in 2017
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Papa Willie wrote:I was surfing channels and just BUSTED out laughing when I saw the AOC tard asking questions. Holy mother of fuck. How god damned desperate of the Dimofcunts!
What was the problem, Hefty? She was asking great questions, unlike Meadows and Gym Jordan and all the Trump ballwashers who did nothing but pledge fealty to Trump.
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Nice way to avoid the question, Melty.
First you said you watched it and then when called on your BS you asked why should you bother watching it. The Orange Cheato would be proud of you.

But really, fucking Democrats. Why aren't they investigating Hillary's emails?

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Screw_Michigan wrote:The worst "take" is this doesn't matter cause it won't change anyone's mind.
You're the one who admitted to being in favor of a free press, in other words according to your definition, a press that can push agendas, omit the truth, and censor news stories.

Do I believe Don is a douche bag, sure I do, just not as big of a douche as Hillary. I'd like to see her being investigated like Trump, as a matter of fact I'd like to see the entire Congress investigated as thoroughly as Trump. Me thinks there would be a lot of stinky diapers on Capitol Hill.



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Joe wrote:He's been convicted of lying to congress and is looking at a 3 year prison term, so now he's believable?
Why is Don believable?
He has already been caught telling blatant lies, such as the one on Air Force One where he said he had no knowledge of hush money payments.

BLATANT lie.

Why did he lie?


Among many other things, Cohen brought a copy of a $35,000 check (dated 8/1/17, 6 months into Don's presidency) that Cohen says is one of 11 installments Don made to Cohen to reimburse him for the illegal hush money payment he made for the purpose of defrauding the American voters.

Cohen stood up there today, told what happened, and showed the check as evidence of it.
And that is all a lie?

Why is he lying, concocting a story, and even going so far as to show tangible evidence (a check)?
It puts him at a lot of peril if it is all just a wild story.

And we know that Don has already lied blatantly about the situation.


So, yeah...
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“If Cohen is being truthful and if the government can corroborate what he said today, there’s at least four potential felonies of which he has accused the President of the United States,” Napolitano said. “Those are big ifs.”

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Softball Bat wrote: Why did he lie?

Don't worry. Trump will be gone one way or another and you'll get someone that dignifies the office of the POTUS...
...so you can feel good about yourself...because that seems to be very important to you.
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Some jackoff pisses in the swimming pool and yellow water is spreading.
Folks start jumping out of the pool and Marty stands over outside the pool and chides the fleeing people.


Normal water seems pretty damn important to you prudes, doesn't it?
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I think what Marty is saying is that the replacement will be just as horrible but probably have better manners and hence will be more palatable to you.
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Going into his third year in office...and he hasn't set some third world country on fire...

...but he's tacky, right?

I'm not an American, so my only stake in this is seeing the American war machine kept in check.
20 years on these boards and I haven't compromised on anti-Imperialism, anti-war and class struggle issues.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Going into his third year in office...and he hasn't set some third world country on fire...
He's trying his hardest. Have you been paying attention?
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Going into his third year in office...and he hasn't set some third world country on fire...

...but he's tacky, right?

I'm not an American, so my only stake in this is seeing the American war machine kept in check.
20 years on these boards and I haven't compromised on anti-Imperialism, anti-war and class struggle issues.
Don has increased military spending and we're still engaged all over the world in places where we ought not be.
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Yes Joey is a Dum Dum. He just pukes up talking points.
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FAUX in meltdown m0de.







Four conservatives sit around and bash the lefty.
That's their show.

But even that isn't good enough for them.
They have to threaten to throw the lib off the set.




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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Going into his third year in office...and he hasn't set some third world country on fire...
He's trying his hardest. Have you been paying attention?
Care to tell us what 3rd world shithole he is attempting to light off? I suppose you might argue Venezuela. But, that place is doing a pretty good job of burning itself down.
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Softball Bat wrote:bash the lefty
Fag bashing is a good time.
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smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
He's trying his hardest. Have you been paying attention?
Care to tell us what 3rd world shithole he is attempting to light off?

He isn't doing anything of the sort.

Netanyahu walked into your Congress and wiped his cock on Barry's drapes. I'd like to see him try that with The Donald.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Netanyahu walked into your Congress and wiped his cock on Barry's drapes. I'd like to see him try that with The Donald.
You're kidding, right? Donald would be on his knees faster than you could say Irie Gazos.
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