Texas.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:00 pm

If your list doesn't include Michigan, then your list sucks... just sayin'.

Tennessee

Florida

But Texas was awful today.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:55 pm

Oklahoma overrated?

I think a No. 7 rating is about right for this team.

What would you have them ranked??

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:51 am

Surprised at how Tejas had NO defense.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:23 am

Funny how a program that has all the very best athletes in their backyard and more $ than the free world..or any other world..can suck so badly.
Rack your loss... Shortcows.
Rack B1G Maryland!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:13 am

So, bitches... I just went to our favorite sports bar with a bunch of friends. Not sure how we ended up spending 8 hours in front of their fine array of TVs, but it happened (RACK BTPCFB... stories abound, but not of any fuckpigs, unfortunately. But our Ukrainian waitress is a 10).

Seer brought up Texas having no D. Can't disagree. But the Huskers' D was a hot mess. Fucking awful. I'm feeling quite good about next week's tilt. The Newberg/Corvallis boy is going to show up in Eugene sporting that for a defense? Lambs to the slaughter. Red's offense looked pretty good (unusual for a Riley team in the early games -- he was known for making shit too complicated), but the D was horrific. Oregon's offense was straight awesome (lost in last year's 4-8 season was that O scored over 40 a game), and the defense didn't totally suck (Troy Dye had a little help, but the D wasn't great). But if you bring weak-sauce defense into Eugene... you lose. Period. I'm quite confident on this one, unless Riley recruits new guys this week. Bet the over (probably 250.5).

Bama was... Bama. Shitty offense, and it didn't matter. Yet Bamafan thinks Hurt is good... ponderous. That defensive tackle dude (forget his name, wears #99) is ridiculous. He weighs like 420, and runs a 4.3. At the bar, jokes abounded about Jimbo's game plan. "Run it up the gut, bro!!!!"... and they did... a lot.

Florida was laughable.

I'll think of more later [/DrunkSaturday}

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:30 pm

if i didn't have stuff to do i'd hunker down with some beer and schadenfraude it around shaggy bevo for a bit this afternoon.

oh well. Fear the Turtle.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:13 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Of the games I surfed around to today, honestly Clemson looked the best.

Dude, they played Kent State.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:51 pm

Kent read, kent write,

Kent State.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:53 pm

L45B wrote:Kent read, kent write,

Kent State.

Hadn't heard this one before.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 6:00 pm

Ohioans are some funny peeps.

Another local goodie:

Wright State.

Wrong University.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:51 pm

Papa Willie wrote: Don't you pull for some little fictional Michigan school?

You mean the team that pushed around USC for 45 minutes on Saturday?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:51 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Don't you pull for some little fictional Michigan school?
You mean the team that pushed around USC for 45 minutes on Saturday?

You're getting closer to 60 minutes now. Props.

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