The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Drop your gifts off here.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Screw Michigan





I kept the receipt if you'd rather have the v-neck.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

'Spray

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Goobs

[trev]

What is on your Christmas list, Marty? I guess I don't know you very well. I can't think of anything to get you.

[trev]

Mgo

[trev]

'Spray

[Dinsdale]

For Marty:

[War Wagon]

Marty needs this as well.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

what the fudge

:|

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Something for the man who has it all? Help me out here...

[Screw_Michigan]

Something for the man who has it all? Help me out here...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Mgo

a .jpg of a brewery tour?!? Just what I always wanted! trev, you shouldn't have!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Sudden Sam:

http://www.wikihow.com/Quit-Facebook

[Rudolph]

For our friend Goober . . .



A nice new blend. All the reindeer went in together on this, just for you.

Salud!

[Bucmonkey]

For Kosher Marty.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh fuuuuuck. Has anyone broken the news to Coogs yet?

[Goober McTuber]

For the reindeer. You're next.

[BSmack]

I was going to give Goobs a nice bottle of booze but I don't want to be an enabler.

[Goober McTuber]

I was going to give Goobs a nice bottle of booze but I don't want to be an enabler.

That's OK. You obviously wouldn't know a nice bottle of booze if you saw it. Just take the $15 and send it to Wolfman.

[Rudolph]

To my pal shutyomouth, with love



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~Blitzen~

[Goober McTuber]

Geez, tubby, lighten up. I'm just having some fun.

[Blitzen]

To my pal shutyomouth, with love



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~Blitzen~

Hey, whoa there 'Dolpho. Spray is a good guy. He supports the Reindeer.

Besides, giving laxative to Spray is like bringing a tank full of feces to a bar fight.

You just don't want to go there.

[Rudolph]

Papa Willie: Santa needs to know.

Would you rather take a Really Good shit



or have [blitzen] reindeer homo sex [/blitzen] on Goober's Whisk(e)y bar?

He can help, either way.

[Blitzen]

You know Rudy, you shouldn't be casting aspersions around when you have that "special relationship" with Hermey the Elf.

Goober was right about you.

[Blitzen]

For Marty,



A BI GEZUNT

[Slasher]

Bitch better have my money

[Diego in Seattle]

For Papa Willie:

[Vixen]

Have a Molly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year
I'm so fat, but here's a tat
scrawled across my rear

Have a Molly, jolly Christmas;
And when you fish for compliments
Don't forget, to try .net
because you are "low rent"

Oh no
the inked up ho'
In search of self esteem
Somebody waits for you;
or so you often dream.

Have a Molly jolly Christmas
and in case you didn't know
You're always bragging
but your gunt is sagging
We wish you'd wear more clothes

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

[Dr_Phibes]

Screw

[Screw_Michigan]

^^^ Thanks broski. I'm sure one of the neighborhood winos will appreciate your fine Canadian swill.