Who to have a drink with? I will accept the verdict.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:05 pm

Me and my Moscow Russian Friend that Loves America!

Goober Mctard...He'll bore you with talk about Clinton, Corruption, and man juice on his face.

Vote Now!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:18 pm

The kid in Smackaholic's avatar has you both beat by a mile.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:21 pm

Mikey wrote:The kid in Smackaholic's avatar has you both beat by a mile.

Why do you hate women? Faggot!

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:28 pm

Pickle, are you a bar server?

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:36 pm

trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:52 pm

You can't even be a jizzmopper.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:57 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?

Settle down.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:01 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?

I assume you work at Plan B.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?
I assume you work at Plan B.

No...I'm not gay. Why do you hate FAGS?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:53 pm

I'll have the "Tour of Italy" and a tall Peroni. Chop chop.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:59 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I assume you work at Plan B.
No...I'm not gay. Why do you hate FAGS?

I don't hate anyone. Not even a hard-score cock-snorkeler like you.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:57 pm

I'm surprised that Canadian fukkkker didn't create multiple trolls and vote multiple times.

Oh wait, the Canadian faggot did vote multiple times.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:59 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:You can't even be a jizzmopper.

As if he has ever spilled a single drop.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:33 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll have the "Tour of Italy"...

Be careful what you ask for. In Pickle's social circle, the "Tour Of Italy" includes ping-pong paddles, fuzzy handcuffs and fistfuls of muscle relaxants...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:34 pm

mvscal wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:You can't even be a jizzmopper.
As if he has ever spilled a single drop.

touché

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:57 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:

So Stanley, what kind of wannabe bar do you work at? Looks like a small collection of bottles stacked on the back counter, right next to the dishwasher trays. Are you working in a frat house? The uniforms suggest a shitty hotel bar.

Python · Post by **Python** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:19 am

Dang, y'all some old geezers.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:55 am

Pitchkkkle, do your fellow co-workers know you're a devout racist and massive Trump slurper? I assume you keep that shit on the down low. Also, I'm guessing your obsessive hatred towards balcks is due in part to getting stiffed one too many times on the bar tab.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:44 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pitchkkkle, do your fellow co-workers know you're a devout racist and massive Trump slurper? I assume you keep that shit on the down low. Also, I'm guessing your obsessive hatred towards balcks is due in part to getting stiffed one too many times on the bar tab.

Oh my God...you are so naïve. Russians hate nogs and mooslims more than me. Everytime I work with them they make monkey sounds and banana references whenever a black walks by. I have to constantly tell them "We can't say that in America!" Around Russians, I have to moderate them from extreme racism. I guess that's why I love the Russians so much!

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:58 am

You lame fucking faggot.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:22 am

Why do you hate people with jobs?

All jobs have dignity!

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:39 am

How many dignified blow jobs did you give to gangbangers today?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:34 am

The the same way M2 does.

He is the right wing cyber speed bag of T1B.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:46 am

Can we get a rewording of the poll question? I just can't bring myself to describe either of these 2 as any level of cool.

I have a write in answer.

Goobs is slightly less of a douche than Stan the Glan(s).

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:50 pm

smackaholic wrote:The the same way M2 does.

He is the right wing cyber speed bag of T1B.

2oolio was somewhat funny and knew how to push the right buttons. Pitschkkkle is repetitive, tedious and horribly unfunny.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:55 pm

smackaholic wrote:Can we get a rewording of the poll question? I just can't bring myself to describe either of these 2 as any level of cool.

I have a write in answer.

As you wish, my Connecticut Yankee!

btw, thanks for voting for me and the Moscow Megahottie!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:58 pm

I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:59 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.

Sore Loser!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:06 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.

Sore Loser!

Cum-spattered retard.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:30 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.

And you care because...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:05 pm

Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.
And you care because...

I'm a law and order type of guy.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
I'm a law and order type of guy.

Votes don't lie! I'm winning 6-2 right now.

Elections matter!
Votes Count!
Don't disenfranchise T1B voters!

Pickle and Russian Hottie Soar to the lead! Pickle Wins!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:22 pm

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:43 pm

Correction: The way 2oolio regularly made you guys melt with incredible ease was funny. Plus his feCal trolling was funny.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:06 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I'm a law and order type of guy.
Votes don't lie! I'm winning 6-2 right now.

Elections matter!
Votes Count!
Don't disenfranchise T1B voters!

So a preponderance of T1B posters would prefer to drink with a known internet cum-gargler named Pickle rather than the fiercely virile heterosexual known as Goober. Can't say I'm surprised.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:29 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
So a preponderance of T1B posters would prefer to drink with a known internet cum-gargler named Pickle rather than the fiercely virile heterosexual known as Goober. Can't say I'm surprised.

It's funny, I just received an email from Innocent Bystander ( Annie from New Mexico ) and she wondered why people accuse me of being gay when they ALL know it's not true. Yeah, me and Annie are friends. Deal with that, mustache motherfukkker!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:35 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:It's funny, I just received an email from Innocent Bystander ( Annie from New Mexico )

Sure you did, Stanley.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:44 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:It's funny, I just received an email from Innocent Bystander ( Annie from New Mexico )
Sure you did, Stanley.

Oh boy....she's gonna hate me for this.....from a couple days ago.

Hi, Stanley. I'm permanently banned. It's an election year, it would be weird not to lurk. The two sites are beginning to resemble WW1 veteran parties, though; pretty soon they'll both be as empty as Hostboard.

I still don't understand why you are hated, but Mvscal and HighPlainsGrifter and John Harrison can say the exact same things -- or worse -- and get fellated.

Maybe you should stick to non-racial posts. Show them the other side of you that used to peek out with the accountant stories... or was that another version of you?

I wrote you to tell you the double standard bothers me. Doesn't it bother you? Or does it make you stronger?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:55 pm

Papa Willie wrote: Never. The fact that Pickle makes you melt with ease is pretty funny.

:/

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:01 pm

Google Analytics indicates that all the votes for Pikkkle come from a Madison, Wisconsin IP address.

THIS ELECTION IS RIGGED!

Who would you rather have a beer with?