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Planning my next T.Hanksgiving

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Hi guys, after the resounding success of the last T.Hanksgiving I attended in 2013, I'm thinking of not only planning my own T.Hanksgiving for 2015 but also hosting it! Won't it be awesome?

Which specific ones should we watch? Should we watch Big since the FAO Schwartz in NYC is closing? Or should we watch Catch Me if You Can?

I'm so excited!
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Watch "Cast Away" and make the event a beach theme. Tell the ladies cut-off shorts and bikini tops ONLY.

Thank me later.
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Dress up in drag and binge watch all 37 episodes of Bosom Buddies.

On second thought, AP Marty might try to crash the party if he hears about it.
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Sounds awesome. I'd refer you the Budd Dwyer party planning list to make a "Splash" on the wall.
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Mikey wrote:Dress up in drag and binge watch all 37 episodes of Bosom Buddies.

On second thought, AP Marty might try to crash the party if he hears about it.

Wha...where's this coming from? I thought we were cool? Dude...that's not nice.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Wha...where's this coming from?
Oh yeah...now I remember...oooops...

:oops:
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Nah, go old school T.Hanksgiving and do a Bachelor Party themed event. Just think, all that '80's style free sex, booze and drugs. Throw in some whacky hi-jinx and you got a party!

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Who is that butterface, Shlomart?
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Carson wrote:Who is that butterface, Shlomart?
Visit Art Haus and all will be revealed.
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Carson wrote:butterface
I laffed
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Bump.

Screwey, since football is most likely not in the cards for you, I suggest you take matters into your own hands and propose...


C.HANKSGIVING!
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That's right, Colin Hanks, son of Tom Hanks, has a much smaller but more interesting catalog of roles. I'd start with Season 1 of Fargo then mix in some Dexter and maybe a little Roswell and Band of Brothers.
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R-Jack wrote:Sounds awesome. I'd refer you the Budd Dwyer party planning list to make a "Splash" on the wall.
Cold as ice
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Watch Philadelphia. Then die from the AIDS.
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Smackie Chan wrote:Watch Philadelphia. Then die from the AIDS.

I think the only thing worse than watching "Philadelphia" and dying from AIDS would be...

...actually having to live in Philadelphia.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Hi guys, after the resounding success of the last T.Hanksgiving I attended in 2013, I'm thinking of not only planning my own T.Hanksgiving for 2015 but also hosting it! Won't it be awesome?

Which specific ones should we watch? Should we watch Big since the FAO Schwartz in NYC is closing? Or should we watch Catch Me if You Can?

I'm so excited!
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Dumb take.
Panthers-Cowboys

You're only 50% dumb on this one.

Bears-Packers
If it was possible to hit a number greater than 100% dumb, you did it.


Hint: it's the oldest pro football rivalry there is... dumbass.



Did we just declare Thanksgiving a holiday 5 years ago?

Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?



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Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm so excited!
If it isn't too much trouble please do a cannonball into a pool of sulfuric acid moments before you expire from excruciatingly painful ass cancer.

T.Hanks
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm so excited!
If it isn't too much trouble please do a cannonball into a pool of sulfuric acid moments before you expire from excruciatingly painful ass cancer.

T.Hanks
That will bwah-hahaha!

Rack.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm so excited!
If it isn't too much trouble please do a cannonball into a pool of sulfuric acid moments before you expire from excruciatingly painful ass cancer.

T.Hanks
That will bwah-hahaha!

Rack.
If you knew someone who did a cannonball into a pool of sulfuric acid moments before expiring from excruciatingly painful ass cancer, you wouldn't find this funny.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: If you knew someone who did a cannonball into a pool of sulfuric acid moments before expiring from excruciatingly painful ass cancer, you wouldn't find this funny... unless it was Screwey.
Now that would be a better way to upgrade a tired meme seen many, many times wouldn't it?
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