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Do women have their own version of the "Man Cave"?

Ladies...what's it like in there?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Woman Cave, aka my house.

Sin,

Sam
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Do women have their own version of the "Man Cave"?

Ladies...what's it like in there?
You've never been in a kitchen?
"I see everything twice!"
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Woman Cave, aka my house.

Sin,

Sam

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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We have a boudoir. That's a frilly, dainty, happy, spa like bedroom. I'm decorating mine now. My son moved out and it will be my sanctuary.

In the olden days, the woman would sleep in her spacious boudoir and summon her man only as needed. That is my plan.
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I tried to get into a woman cave once, but it was too much of a climb.

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Diego in Seattle wrote:I tried to get into a woman cave once, but it was too much of a climb.

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Cave, or one of these..?
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Years ago when my youngest daughter moved out of the house (or as she said at the time was kicked out), I took over her room and it became my den. I had a sofa bed/couch in case of company, but it housed my computer desk, TV, and other guy things. I even had a window AC (for keeping the computer cool don't you know). For a while that daughter came back with us and she was relegated to the guest bed room. When we moved here, I took over bed room #3 and have a similar set up. No garage or car port for me. Fortunately for me, MrsO is somewhat of a minimalist in decorating all the other rooms, even the master suite. No overly frilly crap with little dolls and such lying around.
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Wolfman wrote:My computer armoire:

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I see no bottles of lotion. WTF?!?

Nice flatscreen, BTW.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Diego in Seattle wrote:I tried to get into a woman cave once, but it was too much of a climb.

Sin,
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RACK IT!!!!!!!
What were we just talking about?
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As has already been said, the house is the WC. Any piece of it that a guy can finagle becomes the MC.
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smackaholic wrote:As has already been said, the house is the WC. Any piece of it that a guy can finagle becomes the MC.
Why do you guys allow this? Seriously.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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We are partial to regular sex.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:As has already been said, the house is the WC. Any piece of it that a guy can finagle becomes the MC.
Why do you guys allow this? Seriously.
I've got a framed picture of James Harrison body slamming a drunk Browns fan in damn living room. My wife loves it. Pick well gents, pick well.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:As has already been said, the house is the WC. Any piece of it that a guy can finagle becomes the MC.
Why do you guys allow this? Seriously.
Maybe we'll bring it up at our next T-Hanks-giving get-together. Which, BTW, would be our first, you hen-pecked little douche nozzle.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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smackaholic wrote:We are partial to regular sex.
I laughed.
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smackaholic wrote:We are partial to regular sex.
She's supposed to be lucky to marry YOU, not the other way around.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Goober McTuber wrote: Maybe we'll bring it up at our next T-Hanks-giving get-together. Which, BTW, would be our first, you hen-pecked little douche nozzle.
Jealous, much, melanomic twit?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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BSmack wrote: I've got a framed picture of James Harrison body slamming a drunk Browns fan in damn living room. My wife loves it. Pick well gents, pick well.
Gets it.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Sudden Sam wrote:My wife's not heavyhanded at all on the wall stuff. Just a few things here and there. But they mean nothing. I hate shit on the walls that isn't personal or produced by the occupants of the home. I have several prints of my photos displayed around the house and MY ROOM looks like a teenager's room...sports shit, music posters, my photographs, a damn nice leather recliner*, and all my tunes.
Good for you, broski. You keep it real.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Maybe we'll bring it up at our next T-Hanks-giving get-together. Which, BTW, would be our first, you hen-pecked little douche nozzle.
Jealous, much, melanomic twit?
Of you?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I pretty much watch whatever sports I want where I want when I want.

I am able to string together multiple sentences with no spelling or grammatical errors.

My significant other does not have a marble-bag.

I do not mop up other men's ejaculate.

I don't live in a shithole city.

I own a washer and dryer.

I think we're done here.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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My man cave would be a scrapbook room. Maybe some shabby floral wallpaper, aqua accents and a crystal chandelier in the middle of the ceiling or the corner. But otherwise I'd put all my sports memorabilia in there too. I'm not that super girly.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Do women have their own version of the "Man Cave"?

Ladies...what's it like in there?
Why do you want a vagina so bad?
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Moving Sale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Do women have their own version of the "Man Cave"?

Ladies...what's it like in there?
Why do you want a vagina so bad?
Doesn't every red blooded male want one?
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To rent sure. Marty always sounds like he wants one to replace his tiny penis.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Do women have their own version of the "Man Cave"?

Ladies...what's it like in there?
Why do you want a vagina so bad?
They're so damned fun and yummy. Don't you agree, MS?
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molly wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Do women have their own version of the "Man Cave"?

Ladies...what's it like in there?
Why do you want a vagina so bad?
They're so damned fun and yummy. Don't you agree, MS?
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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