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I'm not reading all that.
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Thankfully, my grammar sucks to such a level that I don't even recognize bad grammar when I see it. Huh?

I'm a blue collar guy so it doesn't affect my life much. I will insist on my children larning it good though.

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I assume that band is from the southeastern U.S.
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Who ever rote that would fit right in hear.
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Mikey wrote:Who ever rote that would fit right in hear.
For all intensive purposes, minus well invite them. Morans running roughshot over the English language in this place is eminent.
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Hogjaw was formed in late 2006 through the power of jamming, "When we realized what we had, it just snowballed." Everyone in the band are standing friends from High School with one common goal, rocking, it became almost instant for the music to develop.
And here I thought they were formed by run on sentences
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Sudden Sam wrote:I need to drink a few beers with Goobs.

2012 bring´s they´re 3rd album

How can you make two errors within 5 words?! Yeah, I know 2012 is a number, fuckers.
Three errors if you count "3rd." I was always taught that you spell out numbers less than one hundred.

Yeah, that's my old Catholic school education showing, and yes, perhaps that expectation is a bit high in this day and age. But I don't think it's too much to insist on spelling numbers less than ten.

Third, not 3rd.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:I need to drink a few beers with Goobs.

2012 bring´s they´re 3rd album

How can you make two errors within 5 words?! Yeah, I know 2012 is a number, fuckers.
Three errors if you count "3rd." I was always taught that you spell out numbers less than one hundred.

Yeah, that's my old Catholic school education showing, and yes, perhaps that expectation is a bit high in this day and age. But I don't think it's too much to insist on spelling numbers less than ten.

Third, not 3rd.
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OMG, WTF.
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I wonder how many people thought that this was a Viagra thread?
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Not a fucking soul. Holy fuck you are stupid.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Composition. Spelling. What happened to us? Does anyone take English classes these days?

First paragraph of a band's bio on their website:

Like a Four wheel Drive, Hogjaw, have taken the off-road into the music industry head-on. Brandishing they´re own trail of rock & roll, Hogjaw, have brought back the sound of pure listening. Cranking tunes and bringing music back for the people that can be understood by all walks. With vocals telling stories, guitar blazing & drums thundering: Hogjaw’s debut record´s "Devil in the Details" & "Ironwood" are going to come at you like a freight train of sound! 2012 bring´s they´re 3rd album "Sons of the Western Skies"

Hailing from the desert land of Arizona



I kept that last line so you goobers wouldn't automatically assume they were from the southeastern U.S.

WTF?! Does anyone proofread anything?
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man what a crowd....there must be at least 40 or 50 people at this "concert"....

be forewarned, there are some things you can't ever unhear....Rollin Thunder Live (I listened to the "studio" version...not much better)



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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Yeah, that's my old Catholic school education showing
For real?

This (along with your other points) coming from a guy who thought it proper to use the word "parenthetically" as the first word INSIDE FUCKING PARENTHESES?

From the guy who has been laughed at for pulling triple-redundancy after triple-redundancy (this is a parenthetical point, that I put in parentheses to denote that it's parenthetical)?

Maybe you should sit this thread out, since your grammar and usage are absolutely fucking atrocious (parenthetically, since I put this in parentheses, it's atrocious on a very consistant basis, parenthetically).
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I borrowed a verb-coupling technique from Mgo yesterday for use in one of my own works.

Parenthetically speaking.
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[quote="Felix"]man what a crowd....there must be at least 40 or 50 people at this "concert"....

And the ones not named Hogjaw are entitled to a refund of the cover charge.

Fuck, even if that was a band made up of my buddies, I'd still have to break it to them -- "dude, you're not very good. Keep it in your garage," parenthetically speaking, of course.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Yeah, that's my old Catholic school education showing
For real?

This (along with your other points) coming from a guy who thought it proper to use the word "parenthetically" as the first word INSIDE FUCKING PARENTHESES?

From the guy who has been laughed at for pulling triple-redundancy after triple-redundancy (this is a parenthetical point, that I put in parentheses to denote that it's parenthetical)?

Maybe you should sit this thread out, since your grammar and usage are absolutely fucking atrocious (parenthetically, since I put this in parentheses, it's atrocious on a very consistant basis, parenthetically).
You can keep you grammar smack.

And since you want to pull all this nitpicking shit, the underlined word above is misspelled.

And parenthetically, that's why spelling/grammar smack is the last refuge of a tard. Inevitably, you screw up yourself. So long as the screw-ups aren't so bad as to render the overall point unintelligible, I let these slide, unless they happen to come from the self-proclaimed grammar/spelling police.
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Another gem.



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That is a pretty cool-looking bass.
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Van wrote:That is a pretty cool-looking bass.
individually, they seem to be relatively competent musicians, but put it all together, and it turns into gitsum disaster....

it's like shrimp and pork...by themselves pretty good stuff, put them together and you're asking for trouble....
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Sudden Sam wrote: Those guys are Arizonans.

I thought they were pre-law?
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Van wrote:That is a pretty cool-looking bass.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Those guys are Arizonans.

I thought they were pre-law?
Same difference.
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mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Composition. Spelling. What happened to us? Does anyone take English classes these days?

First paragraph of a band's bio on their website:

Like a Four wheel Drive, Hogjaw, have taken the off-road into the music industry head-on. Brandishing they´re own trail of rock & roll, Hogjaw, have brought back the sound of pure listening. Cranking tunes and bringing music back for the people that can be understood by all walks. With vocals telling stories, guitar blazing & drums thundering: Hogjaw’s debut record´s "Devil in the Details" & "Ironwood" are going to come at you like a freight train of sound! 2012 bring´s they´re 3rd album "Sons of the Western Skies"

Hailing from the desert land of Arizona



I kept that last line so you goobers wouldn't automatically assume they were from the southeastern U.S.

WTF?! Does anyone proofread anything?
What? I don't get it.

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what i dont get it.

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Try to put just a bit of effort into your grammer smack, ya fuggen lazy wetback.

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That is a pretty cool-looking bass.
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Only at T1B can a thread about illiteracy quickly morph into pics of dirigible-sportin' pneumatic bimbos proudly hoisting dead pairs of fish.
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..and I thought Hillbilly Jim died.
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Rack this thread. :grin:
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Yeah, that's my old Catholic school education showing, and yes, perhaps that expectation is a bit high in this day and age.
It is more you are trying to block the whole Catholic education experience thing..you know where the 80 year old nuns rapped your knuckles with a ruler when your spelling was wrong, and then of course being fucked up the ass by a whole bunch of priest's...that is bound to fuck up anybody's schooling.

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Derron wrote:
Reparations are in order.
I've been trying to tell you guys that for like two weeks now!

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Jesus Christ. What does she have that isn't pierced?
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Only at T1B can the near perfect "kumbaya, asshats" get kicked off the header for "dirigible-sportin' pneumatic bimbos".
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Near perfect?

Near perfect?!

Look, son...





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