Corndogs and Nuts... Roll Tide!

[Carson]

At least they didn't set him on fire.

[TenTallBen]

That video has been deleted but you can see some of it here. Where's Sam's take on this?

http://www.katc.com/news/video-depicts- ... abama-fan/

[TenTallBen]

That video has been deleted but you can see some of it here. Where's Sam's take on this?

http://www.katc.com/news/video-depicts- ... abama-fan/

Looks easy enough to ID the guy. He should be arrested.

I agree. That's pretty much what Bama did to LSU on the football field but that was a sanctioned event. Maybe next year they can have a tebagging rematch at a local area Krystal Burger.

[TenTallBen]

WTF makes a person do something like that?!

He's probably gay. Lots of sexual frustration going around in the bible belt. No real man would put his junk near another dude unless he's tag teaming some skank. Otherwise you're just a homo.

[Goober McTuber]

No real man would put his junk near another dude unless he's tag teaming some skank.

Just go ahead and upside it, TenTallboysADay.

[SoCalTrjn]

That video has been deleted but you can see some of it here. Where's Sam's take on this?

http://www.katc.com/news/video-depicts- ... abama-fan/

Looks easy enough to ID the guy. He should be arrested.

I see a sexual assault charge and a lifetime of filing as a sex criminal every time he moves in that guys future.

[Python]

They don't need any help, Sam.

And I'm wondering if he shaved the beard thinking no one would recognize him.

[Python]

But it wasn't just him, Sam. Watch the video and you'll see that no one, not one person, tried to stop anything. In fact, they were all laughing and taking pictures. Don't try to make it look like it was just one idiot fan.

[Van]

Yeah, I'm guessing much of Roll Tide Nation got quite a kick out of that episode. How very Megaskeet of Bama Fan, eh?

[Dinsdale]

The thought would never occur to me in a million years to rub my 'nads and prick all over some guy's head. It's just not in my realm of thinking.

I think you just got un-invited to a certain Festivus celebration in the Tampa area.

[Python]

There was no nad rubbin' in Tampa. I don't recall what happened in New Orleans, but I do remember hearing the phrase, "rubbin's racing" a couple of times, so go figure.

[Dinsdale]

There was no nad rubbin' in Tampa.

RACK the down-low thing!


Sin,

[Python]

The vic's drunken cursing at Bama fans outside

And who do you think made that claim? You guessed it, the idiots on camera. Yeah, we should believe what they say.

[Python]

Heard it from people who were outside the Krystal.

Those are the only sane people in this discussion. And not because they weren't involved in the Nad Olympics, but because they had the common sense not to go inside a Krystal's. It gives me the poos.

[Invictus]

Maybe the victim in this story will turn his disaster into a triumph. Look at Reggie Love, he went from teabaggee to a cushy job at The White House.

Am I a terrible person to have repeatedly laughed at this?

[Python]

he went from teabaggee to a cushy job at The White House.

So he took a step backwards. Big deal.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The best part about Bama winning the MNC will be the hopefully-soon-to-be-released photos of their fans posing with the crystal football at their local Wal-Mart. Topping AuburnFan photos from last year will be tough, but I think they can do it.

[Carson]

Way to go, dumbass. Lost your job,

He had a job?

your family is humiliated,

Don't worry, they're Tahd fans. That makes them better than everybody else.

and you made Alabama fans look like jerks.

In other words, status quo.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I dunno, our goofy gap-toothed illiterates don't seem to be into sports. Mostly hunting and cars.

[SoCalTrjn]

And I'm wondering if he shaved the beard thinking no one would recognize him.

I'm sure that was the idea.

Man, this makes me sick. What a dumbass POS.

Wonder what it will be like for Bama fans in Baton Rouge next year?

Dont they already throw bags of piss at opposing fans? If not hopefully they do to bama fans next year.

[SoCalTrjn]

The best part about Bama winning the MNC will be the hopefully-soon-to-be-released photos of their fans posing with the crystal football at their local Wal-Mart. Topping AuburnFan photos from last year will be tough, but I think they can do it.

Again...if Michigan State had won the MNC (BWAHAHAHA!) the crystal football woulda been at a Lansing WalMart with a buncha goofy, gap-toothed, illiterate State fans posing with it. Or if Southern Cal had won it...or Notre Dame....or Oklahoma...whoever...you'd have had the worst of their low-life "fans" doing the same shit at the local Wal Mart.

Granted, it's funny that the Wal Mart contract is currently in effect when no one outside of the state of Alabama can win a goddam title.


Oh...and fuck you, Carson.

USC fans dont go to walmart, only illegal aliens, ghetto black people and ucla fans do.

[SoCalTrjn]

USC fans dont go to walmart, only illegal aliens, ghetto black people and ucla fans do.

I like their Great Value banana chips.

I dont think they allow groceries in walmart here, the grocery stores here are all union

[Van]

You said that before, and you were wrong then too. There are full grocery sections in California Walmarts, including SoCal Walmarts.

[Dinsdale]

It pleases me to no end that I'd have to drive a long way to visit a Walmart, and that fact aside, even I know that Walmarts don't carry groceries, Super Walmarts do.

[Van]

Our local Walmarts don't read "Super Walmart" anywhere on their marquees, yet they all carry groceries. I've seen a "Super Walmart" marquee before, down in Elk Grove, and they did carry groceries. The ones here don't seem to require that designation in order to carry groceries.

[Mikey]

Our local Walmarts don't read "Super Walmart" anywhere on their marquees, yet they all carry groceries. I've seen a "Super Walmart" marquee before, down in Elk Grove, and they did carry groceries. The ones here don't seem to require that designation in order to carry groceries.

Same here. Apparently the California WalMarts are a step or two ahead of the rest of the country.

[Goober McTuber]

Our local Walmarts don't read "Super Walmart" anywhere on their marquees, yet they all carry groceries. I've seen a "Super Walmart" marquee before, down in Elk Grove, and they did carry groceries. The ones here don't seem to require that designation in order to carry groceries.

Same here. Apparently the California WalMarts are a step or two ahead of the rest of the country.

Probably so, what with the movie stars shopping there and all.

[SoCalTrjn]

Our local Walmarts don't read "Super Walmart" anywhere on their marquees, yet they all carry groceries. I've seen a "Super Walmart" marquee before, down in Elk Grove, and they did carry groceries. The ones here don't seem to require that designation in order to carry groceries.

Same here. Apparently the California WalMarts are a step or two ahead of the rest of the country.

There is one 8 or 9 miles away in Foothill Ranch, I have never been in to it or any other Walmart. I have seen the Walmart grocery stores in other parts of the country, they had a green Walmart sign in front of them. When they had the grocery store strikes 7 or 8 years ago one of the things the media touched on was that they did not want the non union Walmart grocery stores in to California and judging by the garbage that shops at Walmart, I'd have to agree with the union.