Software enhancements for T1B

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:33 pm

To the hamsters that run the treadmill and keep this place going...

...are there any phpBB additions that can be implemented to give this shithole some pizazz?

Are they too difficult to configure, or are you just lazy cunts?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:50 pm

Are they too difficult to configure, or are you just lazy cunts?

Yes.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:55 pm

pizazz :paul:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:03 am

We pioneered the radio feature. We gave you chat. We created cutting edge emoticons. Everybody's favorite: Birthday Announcements. We installed Google Analytics so we can track Cuda's homosexual browsing activities. We even installed a feature that allowed a bipolar skank and her midget boyfriend to seize this place for a couple days and flash bouncing penises on your monitor. And don't forget [invis/mem + password].

What more do you want? Let's hear your ideas.

And by pioneered I mean I think we stole it from someone else.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:32 am

I'd like a continually updating *LIST* (at the top of the Board Index, perhaps?) of all the losers who couldn't hang here - and were run.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:40 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: What more do you want? Let's hear your ideas.

I've seen a "hide" feature on other message boards. Will only display the text if the "unhide" button is pressed.
I thought it was cool.

I'm not sure what phpBB offers that is new...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:45 am

Also, if it's possible, a button on the main page...that when you check it...T1B becomes as funny and entertaining as .net

TIA

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:45 am

yeah, you heard me

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:51 am

Martyred wrote:Also, if it's possible, a button on the main page...that when you check it...T1B becomes as funny and entertaining as .net

TIA

Well Marty, there's a tried and true method that always works in these tiresome, troubling times. If you prefer .net, go there.

And stay there.

TIA :wink:

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:51 am

There used to be a board named "Mag 7" or something many years ago where tard/shit trolls weren't allowed in. You had Jay, Catfish, Mace, Toostoned, Artist, ML@Coyote to deal with the true tards. I don't remember if that was the original list, but most of the aforementioned were around to get rid of the garbage. I forget who the 7th member was but it's not Luther.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:53 am

Atomic Punk wrote:There used to be a board named "Mag 7" or something many years ago where tard/shit trolls weren't allowed in. You had Jay, Catfish, Mace, Toostoned, Artist, ML@Coyote to deal with the true tards. I don't remember if that was the original list, but most of the aforementioned were around to get rid of the garbage. I forget who the 7th member was but it's not Luther.

The guy you've forgotten was Paintboy. Also, Toos was a sidekick. The other original was nostra.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:55 am

Ahhh, paintboy and nostra! That was a fun board. You really had to respect yer elders there.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:56 am

One more correction. Mace came along a bit afterward, like Toos. The final original was our own David in Tulsa.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:01 am

Here is the original list that needs to be archived: Jay in Phoenix, Catfish, ML@Coyote, Nostra, David in Tulsa, Paintboy, and the Artist.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:21 am

The Artist is a whimpering faggot. Catfish and ML are like the 1920s NY Yankees - legends of their time, but would toil in obscurity today.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:26 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Here is the original list that needs to be archived: Jay in Phoenix, Catfish, ML@Coyote, Nostra, David in Tulsa, Paintboy, and the Artist.

Nice. But the only archiving to be done of you will be the memory of a jizz stained mirror and you in bloody fat girl pants.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:35 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Artist is a whimpering faggot. Catfish and ML are like the 1920s NY Yankees - legends of their time, but would toil in obscurity today.

ML was actually a very cool and "Down to Earth" kinda guy. I once asked him WTF about using "Coyote" in his nick. He said it's because he lived on that street near San Diego. M&L are his name initials. He's smarter than anybody I've seen on these boards since these boards have started. Luther told me Jay was the same way. Soooo, you kinda stay away from them if you piss them off.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:45 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Here is the original list that needs to be archived: Jay in Phoenix, Catfish, ML@Coyote, Nostra, David in Tulsa, Paintboy, and the Artist.

What is your fucking obsession with these guys? This is your quarterly whining about epic posters from shit boards that went tits up. Mag7 was one of the most knuckle-dragging bulletin boards in the history of the interwebs. Mag 7 makes tards.net look like a MENSA convention. Quit your fucking whining already, you hear me?

Remember what I said.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:47 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: Remember what I said.

Huh?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:52 am

Martyred wrote:I'm not sure what phpBB offers that is new...

I have some ideas but I'm afraid ElTaco will run me.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:55 am

So you can archive posters now? :?

I guess if a phone call from a message board troll can convince your employer to drug test you, anything is possible.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:02 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: We installed Google Analytics so we can track Cuda's homosexual browsing activities.

Aha! So you were doing that!

wait..., that doesn't sound right

FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUSCKER!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:11 am

R-Jack wrote:So you can archive posters now? :?

I guess if a phone call from a message board troll can convice your employer to drug test you, anything is possible.

Why were you made a m0d here and who made you one? Very simple for a simple mind to answer. Take your time and wear your helmet.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:44 am

I didn't do anything special to be made a mod here. Anyone can do it. All you need is to posess basic reasoning skills that are usually aquired around ones third birthday.

You know, the abilty that allows even a toddler to deduct that only the stupidest of motherfuckers would think a company would spend time and money on drug testing a low level sap solely based on the phone call of an anonymous customer.

Oh you don't know? Damn.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:51 am

R-Jack wrote:I didn't do anything special to be made a mod here. Anyone can do it. All you need is to posess basic reasoning skills that are usually aquired around ones third birthday.
Oh you don't know? Damn.

So spelling and grammar are not prerequisites. Okay then, who did you blow or more to your liking... jerk off? You know you like it dirty! Don't lie. Who m0dded you?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:56 am

Were these the same questions you were asking when your boss told you to piss in a cup?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:06 am

Just when AP had been making good sense with his tennis takes, he's fallen back in I take it up the @ss mode.

That board was run by Mild7, but it's name was The New World.

Not Mag7.

A lot of us posted there - especially many of us who use the NFL Forum here.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:08 am

poptart wrote:I'd like a continually updating *LIST* (at the top of the Board Index, perhaps?) of all the losers who couldn't hang here - and were run.

really? are we not done with this?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:12 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Who m0dded you?

This was discussed at length in the mod forum and despite Kaotis objections, R-Jack beat you out.

There has also been serious discussion of Marty bumping Scott as admin but his PayPal account hasn't been verified yet.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:48 am

poptart wrote:Just when AP had been making good sense with his tennis takes, he's fallen back in I take it up the @ss mode.

That board was run by Mild7, but it's name was The New World.

Not Mag7.

A lot of us posted there - especially many of us who use the NFL Forum here.

The original posters from the old board were called the "Mag 7." That is whom I was intending to reference. Sorry to confuse you. You seem to be an unhappy fellow. Why?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:51 am

War Wagon wrote:This was discussed at length in the mod forum and despite Kaotis objections, R-Jack beat you out.

I doubt there was that much discussion about it. I recall just saying if no one was going to TROTS some Felcho thread to give me the keys so I can do it myself. The next day I saw my name on the list. That's about it.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:52 am

Atomic Punk wrote: You seem to be an unhappy fellow. Why?

He watches bitch sports.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:57 am

TNW was just too uppity. Proof that a board does indeed need its tards. I remember them pretty much sucking EC's dick t post there, but he left rather quickly to come back here. He pretty much said the place wasn't depraved enough. No such issues in this sordid clambake.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:30 pm

AP wrote:You seem to be an unhappy fellow. Why?

I am happy.

There is no reason for you to continually rag on R-Jack as a moderator.

There have been some nazi m0ds over the years.
He isn't one of them.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:38 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Why were you made a m0d here and who made you one?

What's your obsession with the mods/admins of this place?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:44 pm

He's obsessed with the trolls, too - and who operates them.

Pretty much everyone and everything about the board seems to be in his head.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:57 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Why were you made a m0d here and who made you one?
What's your obsession with the mods/admins of this place?

I believe part of the answer is this...

poptart wrote:He's obsessed with the trolls, too - and who operates them.

AP, to me it seems, is a personal info whore. Way back when he had keys, the 65,536 row limit for each user was in danger. Without the keys, he feels naked...or at least like he's in front of all in his (or her) underpants. He takes out his vitriol on anyone who has keys that runs smack his way. And any time a troll is smacking him, it kills him that he can't hit this

button. He then assumes every troll is one of us.

At least that's the way I see it...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:07 pm

We could make AP mod of the ever important SIGNAMI forum, if that were to make him feel all super special and stuff. Clearly the task wore Van out.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:10 pm

Jsc810 wrote:There are trolls around here? :o

No. Dan Vogel is a real human being and he needs your continued support.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:11 pm

Van may come back. Trots has an opening.