How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
Tears Jerry. Tears.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
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Frets are for fags.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
"maybe if they'd turn off the siren we'd be able to hear the tornado"
Awesome.
Awesome.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
Spray, you are truly one of a kind and we are better for having you post with us.
Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
You beat me to it by a matter of seconds...Papa Willie wrote:...more like TWO of a kind.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
I know what you mean dude. I'll never go back, but damn this metabolic rate of mine needs a fucking kick in the ASS.Papa Willie wrote:Wrong. Since I quit smoking, I've gained back weight, so I'm more like TWO of a kind.trev wrote:Spray, you are truly one of a kind and we are better for having you post with us.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
Whole lot of FAT up in this thread.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
I quit dipping at the end of January and although I have it kicked, I suddenly have developed this huge sweet tooth. I really like these, probably too much:Papa Willie wrote:Yup. And before ANYBODY says anything - no. No - I don't feel ANY different at all. Still just as fucking lazy as I was before I quit. I do fucking smell and taste things better, though! And hey - I've got more money to buy chewing gum and sunflower seeds with!
I used to like Sour Patch Kids because they helped your mouth create saliva, but I'm not as fond of them anymore.
Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
Hey Screw, that pesky hosting service is giving us a red xScrew_Michigan wrote:I quit dipping at the end of January and although I have it kicked, I suddenly have developed this huge sweet tooth. I really like these, probably too much:Papa Willie wrote:Yup. And before ANYBODY says anything - no. No - I don't feel ANY different at all. Still just as fucking lazy as I was before I quit. I do fucking smell and taste things better, though! And hey - I've got more money to buy chewing gum and sunflower seeds with!
I used to like Sour Patch Kids because they helped your mouth create saliva, but I'm not as fond of them anymore.
Let me host it for you
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
You could have just linked one of the numerous pictures of penises you undoubtedly host. That would have been funnier.Imus wrote:Hey Screw, that pesky hosting service is giving us a red xScrew_Michigan wrote:I quit dipping at the end of January and although I have it kicked, I suddenly have developed this huge sweet tooth. I really like these, probably too much:Papa Willie wrote:Yup. And before ANYBODY says anything - no. No - I don't feel ANY different at all. Still just as fucking lazy as I was before I quit. I do fucking smell and taste things better, though! And hey - I've got more money to buy chewing gum and sunflower seeds with!
I used to like Sour Patch Kids because they helped your mouth create saliva, but I'm not as fond of them anymore.
Let me host it for you
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
Funny you should bring up "penis" right away.
You sick old bastard.
You sick old bastard.
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
Right away? I was in this thread 7 hours ago. So you never answered my question, Imus. Are you really SG's butter-face sister?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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that is fucking awesome spray
get out, get out while there's still time
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
HOLY FUCK, 'SPRAY! YOU ARE ENORMOUS....
...ly talented!
...ly talented!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
holy fuck spray you are outta control
jiminphilly wrote:SaladTosser wrote:What's going on here?
A few of us are ruining some tube socks.