And You Thought SECBSH Only Trolled in Here...

[Carson]

Big 10: Meet Paul Finebaum.

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sport ... steal.html

So instead of accepting your role in the pantheon of big-time sports, the Big Ten commissioner has cunningly been teasing people lately about his great expansion plan. One day he says it's a go. The next day he screams no. Anything, to make himself and his once proud conference relevant again. But the clock is ticking -- loudly.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Did Delany bone that guy's son or something?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

But, yeah, the only thing I took away from that was

SEC! SEC! SEC!

The constant unprovoked superiority complex is wearing thin. Maybe when SECBSH looks at the totality of things (both major revenue sports and academics) they're feeling a tad insecure.

[Killian]

Not to mention where all of the recent SEC winning coaches cut their teeth as assistants and went to school.

The SEC can do everything better, except make money.

Remember, you're dealing with people who don't think the Civil War has ended, just taken a loooooong break.

[SEC Ballsucking Homer]

And You Thought SECBSH Only Trolled in Here...

Fuck you cock-holster.

I speak for the masses.

[indyfrisco]

Sam,

You do realize that was bait, no? K would not drop a line like that without having a link to back it up.

[M Club]

Sam,

You do realize that was bait, no? K would not drop a line like that without having a link to back it up.

i don't really follow cable politics and the whatnot, but from what i understand the sec's contract with espn will be paying out the same ten years from now as it does today, whereas the big ten network is already raking in mad dosh even though it wasn't expected to turn a profit for a few years.

then again, that's just the impression i've gotten while glancing through a few things and not anything i can actually back up.

[buckeye_in_sc]

Wait until the SEC gets Hockey and Wrestling at every school...then it will be a true MEAT GRINDER

[MuchoBulls]

Wait until the SEC gets Hockey

Some SEC teams have club hockey. Back when I played at USF we played Georgia, UF and UK. UK was very good. We beat up on Georgia and UF.

[R-Jack]

SEC fan using words like pantheon and cunning?

Yeah, someone is getting fucking trolled.

[King Crimson]

SEC fan using words like pantheon and cunning?

Yeah, someone is getting fucking trolled.

I think the use of "pantheon" is a little rough. What he means is "hierarchy" in that the Big Ten should accept their lesser status to the MG. Pantheon, literally "all the Gods"....tends to have a valorizing or elevating sense of usage--the esteemed if not divine elements of the past. Not a word you use to indicate a subordinate relationship, IMO. If he means that the SEC has eclipsed the Big Ten in the present and thereby consigning the Big Ten to the past, irrelevance or archaism....pantheon is still not a good choice. Generally speaking, diminished importance is not the sense of "pantheon" as much as an abiding respect for the greats of the past....mythic, divine, or whatever.

[R-Jack]

What I meant was pantheon being a three syllable word.

[Van]

Wait until the SEC gets Hockey

Some SEC teams have club hockey. Back when I played at USF we played Georgia, UF and UK. UK was very good. We beat up on Georgia and UF.

Did Florida still wear jorts?

[MuchoBulls]

Their fans did. Had to go to Jacksonville to play then because that was the closest rink they had to their campus.

[Shoalzie]

Did somebody say something about Kentucky club hockey?






http://photobucket.com/images/kentucky%20hockey/

[Mr T]

Here is some fsu hockey...

[Screw_Michigan]

Did she even GRADUATE from FSU? Now she hangs out at USF games. What a bandwagoning slunt.

[King Crimson]

Jenn Sterger. jeez. so, i'm reading she had her implants removed...."since they served their purpose". so, now she's working the Madonna femino-empowerment grapefruit boob angle? So, she was exploiting us instead of herself? you go gal.

from wiki:

On March 4, 2010 it was announced that she will be competing directly with ESPN's 6pm ET SportsCenter by hosting a new show on Versus called The Daily Line, which will debut on April 5. Jenn said, "I always felt sports TV was a bunch of guys in suits yelling at me. Other shows don't exactly know how to use social media and the Web," says Sterger. "Since I'm practically living on the Web, I've got a pulse on what going on out there.....And I'll be personally accessible to the audience, except for my personal phone number."[5]

i have to yawn out loud. As someone who's professional employment overlaps with the Colorado U. School of Journalism......all you have to do is incant "social media" and apparently the world is transformed. kinda like "startup" in the mid 90's re: the dot com bubble.

back on topic, UK may be hell on wheels on the club ice but those gals are 3rd rate. all respect to them as people, of course.

Oklahoma is apparently pretty good in club hockey, against whomever. CU's club team draws 1500 to play CSU.....and there's a lot of wishing that CU make a D-1 commitment to hockey since CO is a pretty active hockey state and U of Denver and Colorado College are very good hockey programs at smaller to very small schools.

[MuchoBulls]

Did she even GRADUATE from FSU? Now she hangs out at USF games. What a bandwagoning slunt.

She went to USF first, then went and graduated from FSU.

I find it odd that they don't play USF in hockey.

[Dinsdale]

back on topic, UK may be hell on wheels on the club ice but those gals are 3rd rate.

Of course.

Because King Crimson is routinely turning down chicks who cracked deep into FHM's "100 Sexiest Women" list for being "3rd rate."


A simple Rule Of The Internet has been broken here -- when you dis world-renoun hotties as being beneath you, you don't come across as studley -- you come across as someone who hasn't been laid since their ill-fated slumber party at Diego's house lo those many years ago.

[Dinsdale]

Would someone please get this 3rd rate skank out of my bed?


Sin,
King of the Studs


P.S.: Tell Estee Lauder they're idiots, and they shouldn't hire these 3rd rate pigs as cover models.

[Dinsdale]

Sorry, too fat for me.

Sin,
Crimson Fu

[King Crimson]

http://www.lailnet.com/blog/images/1030leahlail.jpg

this is the one i meant.

meh.

part of it was surprise, this is the best they could do? a couple fakie blondes.

1. the all-blonde robot thing is creepy to me
2. meh.

I work at a university. i see young women a lot. when i see a lot of these pics, i see past it.

some women are super hot, some women are framed by expectations, and photographic conventions of "what is hot". in much of the world, a fake blonde with an idiot smile is considered "smoking".

cheerleaders are rarely hot me, they are inventions. tropical fish.

[Dinsdale]

Could someone tell the Miss USA pageant to stop giving the tiara to such 3rd rate chicks?

TIA


Sin,
King Internet God

[King Crimson]

Could someone tell the Miss USA pageant to stop giving the tiara to such 3rd rate chicks?

TIA


Sin,
King Internet God

see, i speak for the girls who actually saw the Brian Jonestown Massacre in Portland.

[Dinsdale]

Just busting your chops, KC.


Actually -- I think you're likely an unabashed homo, but I just really felt like using the phrase "busting your chops" while flaming on the interwebs.

[Van]

Holy fuck, until KC backed off a bit, I was about to lose my mind over someone calling Ashley freaking Judd "third rate." Damn, for a little while a few years ago I considered her to be pretty damn close to The Perfect Woman. Smart, sexy, funny, reasonably beautiful, mischievous, adventurous, loves sports...yeah, she was nearly flawless.

Oh, and I wouldn't exactly call the chick in the tiara chopped liver either. Jesus.

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, he kinda backed off when called out for being Internet Stud.

He narrowed it down from 4 "3rd raters" to 1...


Who looks like this:











KC, we need to party, bro -- I could have a freaking field day scooping up your "leftovers," dude.

[Dinsdale]

Another look at KC's Castoffs...









Just hideous.

[PSUFAN]

the chick in the tiara

Don't do it, Frisco...NO...

[King Crimson]

i didn't back off anything. i'm on a college campus every day for the last 10 years.....you? but, looks like Dins has a new schtick.

i guess estimation of women posted in pics on message boards is a measure of your current trim lineup....just like a guy shouldn't watch porn since he can't nail those "hotties" with his Dins size phallus.

all i'm saying is that once a guy is off a college campus for a decade his idealization of "hottie" gets a little easy to produce by the college cheerleader sex industry promotion.

off the wonder, how many ads did you click Dins?

[indyfrisco]

the chick in the tiara

Don't do it, Frisco...NO...

I said I'd let that one go...

[OStUd]

I have banged so many hot babes in the back of my Tahoe it makes the girls on this list look like this.