Rack the Jets

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:03 pm

If you pay attention to such things, as most of those who hang out in here do, you probably know that the NY Jets turned loose of Thomas Jones for salary cap reasons. You may also know that KC signed him, while the Jets picked up the also discarded LT.

What you probably don't know is that The New York motherfucking Jets took out a full page ad in last sundays KC Star sportpages thanking TJ for his years as a Jet.

Very well done by the Jets, obviously a 1st class organization. LT could've landed in worse places.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:19 pm

War Wagon wrote:Very well done by the Jets, obviously a 1st class organization.

1st class dumbfucks maybe. Jones is still a servicable running back. Complainian is shot. He's got nothing left. He's got no burst at all and collapses to the turf at the first contact.
D-O-N-E, done.

They better pray Greene stays healthy.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:51 am

They took that add out because their locker room is in revolt over the Jets dumping Jones. Period. End of story.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:24 am

So KC got over?

Cool... blind squirels and what such. It's about damn time they stumbled over an acorn.

Pretty nice backfield tandem now with Jamal Charles.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:17 pm

mvscal wrote:1st class dumbfucks maybe. Jones is still a servicable running back. Complainian is shot. He's got nothing left. He's got no burst at all and collapses to the turf at the first contact.
D-O-N-E, done.

They better pray Greene stays healthy.

Green was going to be the feature back going forward, so who cares if Jones is still serviceable? They're paying Tomlinson 5.2 mil for 2010/2011 to ride the bench as opposed to Jone's 5.8 mil for 2010.... to ride the bench.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:25 pm

War Wagon wrote:You may also know that KC signed him, while the Jets picked up the also discarded LT.

The Jets sign Lawrence Taylor?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:34 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Green was going to be the feature back going forward, so who cares if Jones is still serviceable? They're paying Tomlinson 5.2 mil for 2010/2011 to ride the bench as opposed to Jone's 5.8 mil for 2010.... to ride the bench.

Oh...right. Because running backs never get hurt and it's just plain dumb to have the ability to limit your starter's touches and still have a credible running game. The Jets had the #1 rushing offense last year. They will be far from it this year. CT's 2.5 yards and a spray of tears ain't going to get it done.

Awesome "take", dude.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:56 pm

mvscal wrote:2.5 yards and a spray of tears

Nice.

As far as the Jets' RB situation -- ponderous. Maybe the Jets forgot about this deal they have called "the draft." It's my understanding that occasionally, they allow you to select RBs in this "draft"... and some of those young hopefuls are pretty good, and many make servicable 2nd and 3rd stringers. And most of them are willing to play for less than $5mil.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:24 pm

Thomas Jones Running Back 3/9/2010: Signed a two-year, $5 million contract. Another $500,000 is available through incentives. 2010: $3 million, 2011: $2 million, 2012: Free Agent

LaDainian Tomlinson Running Back 3/14/2010: Signed a two-year, $5.2 million contract. Another $500,000 is available through incentives. 2010-2011: Under Contract, 2012: Free Agent

Not sure what the Jests were thinking here. They did get younger I guess

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:55 pm

mvscal wrote:Oh...right. Because running backs never get hurt and it's just plain dumb to have the ability to limit your starter's touches and still have a credible running game. The Jets had the #1 rushing offense last year. They will be far from it this year. CT's 2.5 yards and a spray of tears ain't going to get it done.

Awesome "take", dude.

In case you haven't been following along this offseason, they're putting their eggs in other baskets, like starter money (Cromartie)... instead of back-up money. Most organizations (even professsional sports franchises) make these things every year called "plans" that usually have some sort of "budget number" attached to them. Money doesn't just fall from the sky. Of course, being a low-level beaner at a landscaping company doesn't really help facilitate your understanding of this simple concept:: "Mow you lawn, señor?" Sí, Paco. Sí. Don't forget to weedwhack...

Cueball wrote:Not sure what the Jests were thinking here.

Uhm. He wasn't a free agent. If he stayed with the Jets, his 2010 salary was 5.8 million.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:37 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
mvscal wrote:Oh...right. Because running backs never get hurt and it's just plain dumb to have the ability to limit your starter's touches and still have a credible running game. The Jets had the #1 rushing offense last year. They will be far from it this year. CT's 2.5 yards and a spray of tears ain't going to get it done.

Awesome "take", dude.
In case you haven't been following along this offseason, they're putting their eggs in other baskets, like starter money (Cromartie)... instead of back-up money. Most organizations (even professsional sports franchises) make these things every year called "plans" that usually have some sort of "budget number" attached to them. Money doesn't just fall from the sky. Of course, being a low-level beaner at a landscaping company doesn't really help facilitate your understanding of this simple concept:: "Mow you lawn, señor?" Sí, Paco. Sí. Don't forget to weedwhack...

Cueball wrote:Not sure what the Jests were thinking here.
Uhm. He wasn't a free agent. If he stayed with the Jets, his 2010 salary was 5.8 million.

Think Jones would have stayed with the Jets for $5.2M? Teams and players are allowed to renegotiate contracts. Just thought I'd mention that.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:59 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Think Jones would have stayed with the Jets for $5.2M? Teams and players are allowed to renegotiate contracts. Just thought I'd mention that.

Just back the fuck away from the keyboard and wait for you wife to type out a take for you. Jones would have been paid 5.8 million for THIS year. Tomlinson is getting 5.2 million for TWO years, with the second being a team option. If Jones would have agreed to that kind of deal, I'm sure the Jets would have kept him around.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:18 pm

BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Think Jones would have stayed with the Jets for $5.2M? Teams and players are allowed to renegotiate contracts. Just thought I'd mention that.
Just back the fuck away from the keyboard and wait for you wife to type out a take for you. Jones would have been paid 5.8 million for THIS year. Tomlinson is getting 5.2 million for TWO years, with the second being a team option. If Jones would have agreed to that kind of deal, I'm sure the Jets would have kept him around.

Roethlisberger's rape seed has apparently crusted over your eyes. I never said $5.2 for 2010. I was referencing Cueball's post which clearly indicates Tomlinson getting $5.2 over two years with the Jets and Jones getting only $5.0m over the same amount of time with the Chiefs. Now.. I pose the same question that you're too cum drunk to understand- If the Jets went back to Jones and said we'll offer you the same contract that we are offering Tomlinson, will you renegotiate? I'm pretty sure he would have stayed.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:49 pm

I think its worth noting that Tomlinson wouldn't renegotiate his contract, and essentially chose to play elsewhere for less than what he wanted from San Diego.

Tomlinson has a lot of miles on him, and has lost that quickness to always make the first guy miss & get to the second level consistently. He's still good in the red zone, an area Green is also proficient in. As long as the Jets sign the shifty/quick Leon Washington, the Jets backfield is good to go.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:08 pm

jiminphilly wrote:If the Jets went back to Jones and said we'll offer you the same contract that we are offering Tomlinson, will you renegotiate? I'm pretty sure he would have stayed.

I doubt it.

At the time... If he had known his best offer would be to play for lousy KC at an avg of 2.5 mil per.. then yes, of course you take 200 thousand more and the better situation in NY. If I were New England, I would have bested the KC offer. So I am surprised he got as little as he did. Did I mention he's in KC too? That's gotta suck.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:36 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Did I mention he's in KC too?

I know you are, but where am I?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:15 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:If the Jets went back to Jones and said we'll offer you the same contract that we are offering Tomlinson, will you renegotiate? I'm pretty sure he would have stayed.

I doubt it.

At the time... If he had known his best offer would be to play for lousy KC at an avg of 2.5 mil per.. then yes, of course you take 200 thousand more and the better situation in NY. If I were New England, I would have bested the KC offer. So I am surprised he got as little as he did. Did I mention he's in KC too? That's gotta suck.

Well, clearly, you're NOT New England.

You're an anonymous, flaming asshat posting on a Message Board.

So basically, what your saying is, that Pioli got over on your sainted Hoodie.

Lousy KC? Kiss my ass, you fuckin' Chowd.

Crow out front (33-14, Bitch) shoulda told you: The Paste are on the decline. You're only one more Bernard Pollard hit away from being Cleveland. Fuckin' Loser.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:35 pm

jiminphilly wrote:I never said $5.2 for 2010. I was referencing Cueball's post which clearly indicates Tomlinson getting $5.2 over two years with the Jets and Jones getting only $5.0m over the same amount of time with the Chiefs. Now.. I pose the same question that you're too cum drunk to understand- If the Jets went back to Jones and said we'll offer you the same contract that we are offering Tomlinson, will you renegotiate? I'm pretty sure he would have stayed.

If the Jets were WILLING to pay Jones what they are paying Complainian, you might have a point. But they obviously were not, or else they would have made Jones that offer at some point in the process. Besides, when you factor in the extra state taxes Tomlinson will be paying in New Jersey, Jones actually makes out better in KC with the smaller face value deal.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:44 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:...to play for lousy KC.

What Tru said, except to add that the Chiefs have been quietly going about improving the team with some nice FA pickups, Ryan Lilja being the latest piece of the puzzle. Hopefully they also draft well.

It took your boy Pioli a year to get up to speed at One Arrowhead Drive, but it looks likes he's starting to get his shit together.

did I mention he's in KC too? That's gotta suck.

Now why you gotta' go and do that? If you came just once to the St. Patricks Day parade here in KC, you'd change your tune.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:50 pm

War Wagon wrote:
did I mention he's in KC too? That's gotta suck.
Now why you gotta' go and do that? If you came just once to the St. Patricks Day parade here in KC, you'd change your tune.

Mmmmm lemme see. St Patrick's Day in Bahston or St. Patrick's Day in Kansas City.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:59 pm

Bri talking out of his ass wrote:Besides, when you factor in the extra state taxes Tomlinson will be paying in New Jersey, Jones actually makes out better in KC with the smaller face value deal.

Well, there's that...

OR maybe TJ believes that he's actually signed on with a team hungry to win. BTW, B, Ever heard of an Earnings Tax? City of KC looks to recoup $52,000 on TJ's contract. Fail.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:04 pm

BShevik wrote:
Mmmmm lemme see. St Patrick's Day in Bahston or St. Patrick's Day in Kansas City.

Third largest parade in 'merica, Komrade. We take our Irish seriously here.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:11 pm

BSmack wrote: Mmmmm lemme see. St Patrick's Day in Bahston or St. Patrick's Day in Kansas City.

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Maybe not Boston, but it's been held since the 1800's, usually in shitty weather, and draws a few hundred thousand people or so. Met my wife on St. Patricks day in 1982.

ucant would feel right at home.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:26 pm

BSmack wrote: If the Jets were WILLING to pay Jones what they are paying Complainian, you might have a point. But they obviously were not, or else they would have made Jones that offer at some point in the process.

Isn't that why most of us are trashing the Jets in this thread? I never said they made the right decision.

Besides, when you factor in the extra state taxes Tomlinson will be paying in New Jersey, Jones actually makes out better in KC with the smaller face value deal.

That take was equivalent to a shanked punt.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:40 pm

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote: Mmmmm lemme see. St Patrick's Day in Bahston or St. Patrick's Day in Kansas City.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. Maybe not Boston, but it's been held since the 1800's, usually in shitty weather, and draws a few hundred thousand people or so. Met my wife on St. Patricks day in 1982.

ucant would feel right at home.

Fuckin' ay, Wags! NEVER a better anniversary than that! Fuckin' Rack!

Caught Dropkick Murphy's at the Beaumont on the 28th (the best!); ran the Westport-St. Patrick's Day race this past Saturday; did Flogging Molly at the Midland Sunday (kick-ass!) ; and drank Guinness with thousands of my Irish brethren today at Kelly's, post-parade!

Fuck ucunt! Fuck BSuck! KC Go Braugh!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:47 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Most organizations (even professsional sports franchises) make these things every year called "plans" that usually have some sort of "budget number" attached to them.

Any number attached to a non-performing asset is money wasted. CT's cap value could be a bucket of chicken and a bag of practice balls and they still would have overpaid.

Budget wise, the smartest thing they could have done is draft a semi-decent kid out of college somewhere in the mid rounds. He'd be much cheaper with fresher legs and would probably contribute on special teams as well.

Collecting some other team's dead wood (Nogmartie and CT) isn't much of plan.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:04 am

Truman wrote:Lousy KC? Kiss my ass, you fuckin' Chowd.

Yes. Lousy KC. Shit town. Shit professional teams. No redeeming value whatsoever.
I bet even your Irish suck ass. Eat a dick.

Furthermore:
4-12
2-14
4-12

Yeah. The Chefs are so headed in the right direction and NE is floundering.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:08 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Yes. Lousy KC. Shit town. Shit professional teams. No redeeming value whatsoever.

I bet even your Irish suck ass.

There's no talking to you about this, I see.

I'm going to fertilize my lawn with your take... right after I redeem my spent beer cans at the local recycler.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:43 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Truman wrote:Lousy KC? Kiss my ass, you fuckin' Chowd.

Yes. Lousy KC. Shit town. Shit professional teams. No redeeming value whatsoever.
I bet even your Irish suck ass. Eat a dick.

Furthermore:
4-12
2-14
4-12

Yeah. The Chefs are so headed in the right direction and NE is floundering.

That right? Ever been to my town, you fuckin' Chowd? Well, I been to yours...

* It doesn't cost me $8.00 in tolls just to criss-cross from one end of town to another.
* I don't hafta pay $40 to park in a fuckin dead-end alley just fo watch a fuckin' ballgame.
* And I don't hafta drive halfway to St. Louis to see my team play. Foxboro? What the fuck is that?
* Fanuil Hall? Famous for greasy pizza, crumbling landmarks, and stupid, ugly, inbred east-coast chicks that like to round vowells into r's.
* Ever heard of Italy? Mexico? Fuck, even Texas? Hell, not even gonna ask if you've ever tasted barbecue... The food in your town sucks fuckin' ass. Hell, your stupid ass would think that a burnt end is your just reward after your junky ass landed in Hell. Stick a live lobster up your ass, you fuckin' Loser.

Not to mention that I don't hafta scoop 90 feet of snow off my drive every winter.

Wanna dog history, you Fuck? You fucking Losers perrenially elect Kennedys to Congress. Just like your Huskies, ucunt, the Era is over... and your Past are just that.

Stupid, fucking chowd.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:45 pm

Truman wrote:That right? Ever been to my town, you fuckin' Chowd?

Of course I haven’t. I’ve never contracted syphilis either. BODE me.

Truman wrote:Well, I been to yours...

Good for you. What did you do here:

Truman wrote:* It doesn't cost me $8.00 in tolls just to criss-cross [Sic] from one end of town to another.

That’s funny. I’ve worked in and around Boston for the last 5 years and don’t pay tolls. Ever. When I come into Boston for pleasure, I don’t pay a toll. Ever. Fuck you for being a stupid fuck who thought that taking The Pike was a good idea. Do some research the next time you travel. Furthermore, who in the fuck travels around by car in a city? Most cities have these things called mass transit. Take advantage of them next time. Good lord, you are the dumbest motherfucker ever. I actually pity you.

Truman wrote:* I don't hafta pay $40 to park in a fuckin dead-end alley just fo watch a fuckin' ballgame.

That’s funny. On the weekends, I pay $11 to park in the center of Boston. During the week, I pay $5 to park in Charlestown and take the T in. Again. Do some research next time.

Truman wrote:* And I don't hafta drive halfway to St. Louis to see my team play. Foxboro? What the fuck is that?

I wouldn’t travel 3 miles to watch your pathetic franchise bumble its way through another 4-12 season either. What is your fucking point? Your team is total dogshit but you don’t have to travel far to witness the carnage? Terrific.

Truman wrote:* Fanuil [Sic] Hall? Famous for greasy pizza, crumbling landmarks, and stupid, ugly, inbred east-coast chicks that like to round vowells [Sic] into r's.

That’s great. Faneuil Hall is a place where vendors hawk food to unsuspecting idiot fucking tourist like yourself. Again. What is your point? Try eating at an actual fucking restaurant before you start bagging on the city’s cuisine. Furthermore. What fucking landmarks are in Faneuil fucking Hall? Quincy Market?

Get fucked . Again… do some better research the next time you travel.

Truman wrote:* Ever heard of Italy? Mexico? Fuck, even Texas? Hell, not even gonna ask if you've ever tasted barbecue... The food in your town sucks fuckin' ass. Hell, your stupid ass would think that a burnt end is your just reward after your junky ass landed in Hell. Stick a live lobster up your ass, you fuckin' Loser.

Not only have I heard of them, I’ve been to all 3 places you’ve mentioned. And I’ve still never been to KC. BODE me. Again, what in the fuck is your point?

Truman wrote:Not to mention that I don't hafta scoop 90 feet of snow off my drive every winter.

Great. Me neither. 90 feet? What does this even mean? Not that I mind the snow. It sorta helps facilitate trips north when I go skiing/boarding <<-- Do you know what that is?
Are you saying it doesn’t snow in KC? That’s a good talking point. Come to KC. It’s the fucking mvscal’s armpit of America. But it doesn’t snow here. Much.

Truman wrote:Wanna dog history, you Fuck? You fucking Losers perrenially [Sic] elect Kennedys to Congress. Just like your Huskies, ucunt, the Era is over... and your Past are just that. Stupid, fucking chowd.

No. I don’t want to dog history. Let’s talk about it = 5 titles in recent memory by the two teams mentioned in your self- immolating post. What about you? Are you seriously ragging on my teams for being winners? What in the fuck has KC won in the last 25 years? Your team is shit. In the last 3 years combined… KC won as many games as New England won last year. And that was a down fucking year for us.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:56 pm

ucunt's dumbfuckery about somewhere he's never been to knows no boundaries.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:11 pm

Paul wrote:ucunt's dumbfuckery about somewhere he's never been to knows no boundaries.

I've never gotten dysentery, but much KC, I know it sucks. What's your point, puffy coat?
Without ever having been there, I know that your shit city has not seen a winner in fucking forever. That’s the main talking point here, you slobbering donut-eating machine. The other stuff is just smack. Try not to let that get in the way of the facts: KC = LOSERVILLE. By contrast, Boston has seen 6 titles in the last decade.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:13 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Again… do some better research the next time you travel.

"Get some facts, then come back and see me."

Sin,

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:57 pm

Truman wrote: We take our Irish seriously here.

Toss another reason for me to never set foot in KC onto the pile.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:26 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Truman wrote: We take our Irish seriously here.
Toss another reason for me to never set foot in KC onto the pile.

Works for me!

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:23 pm

Nice melt, you fucking chowd.

ucantmashoutatake wrote:I can't see my cock over my prodigious gut – BODE me!

- ucunt

I've never slept with a woman – BODE me!

-ucunt

Who the fuck do you think you are? Jim in Fall River?!

…Can almost hear you now… Go ahead and rack me now, Jim!

Fail. Fuckin' Loser.

The only redeeming value you have to your proximity to Boston is that the tide washes your shit-takes into the Atlantic each night.

History smack?

Really?

Yeah, my Royals might suck, but it didn't take them A HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS TO WIN A WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP. Die in a fire, Loser.

Love your Past history? Fine. Talk to me about their 65-90 record while the Chiefs won two AFL titles and a World Championship over the same era.

See how "history-smack" works, Loser? Your past means exactly dick in this Forum. Just like ours. AND your brain-dead takes...

BTW, we don't have to take MASS-FUCKING-TRANSIT just to see a game. We roll our SUV's into our huge parking lot three hours before a game, set up camp, and lay-out a world-class tail-gate spread while you Losers are stuck in traffic trying to negotiate a single, four-lane highway into the middle of fucking nowhere.

Bag on my town all you like, Fuck, but I don't hafta drive under my city just to reach an escape route out, or worry that my road to the airport might just fucking leak. And last I checked the politicians in my town never killed anyone.

Upon reflection, it's a good thing that you have never visited here… You would've easily had your stupid-ass kicked. 'sayin.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:27 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Truman wrote: We take our Irish seriously here.
Toss another reason for me to never set foot in KC onto the pile.

Nice one puta!

When their not building roofs, our beaners busy themselves stirring frijoles down on the Boulevard.

You'd fit in nicely....

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:17 am

Truman wrote:Nice one puta!

When their not building roofs, our beaners busy themselves stirring frijoles down on the Boulevard.

You'd fit in nicely....

Epic spreadsheet FAIL!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:07 am

Tru has never been known to spreadsheet, you shouldn't speak of him in such terms.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:16 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The other stuff is just smack. Try not to let that get in the way of the facts: KC = LOSERVILLE.

I only replied to R-Jacks post to get this to page two.

Rack the smack, a lost art it seems.

I'm good with the next generation keeping up the tradition but will remind you to respect your elders.