My list of cool peeps I would have a beer with.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:40 am

smackaholic
Cuda
Diogenes
mvscal
Tom
~~Mikey~~
ElTaco
Dr_Phibes
Screw_Michigan
Smackie
Sudden Sam
War Wagon

If you want to be part of the list, let me know.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:54 am

Diogenes, are you high on meth?

Not unless he was buying and maybe not even then.

I'm good with the rest of that list though there are at least a dozen names missing. Two dozen.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:57 am

War Wagon wrote:Diogenes, are you high on meth?

Okay, I should amend that list to read:

My list of cool peeps I would have a beer (or a Cosmo) with.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:23 am

Martyred wrote:smackaholic
Cuda
Diogenes
mvscal
Tom
~~Mikey~~
ElTaco
Dr_Phibes
Screw_Michigan
Smackie
Sudden Sam
War Wagon

If you want to be part of the list, let me know.

Question is...would they want to have a beer with you ? And if they did, would they tell anybody about it ?

Or post it on T1B ?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:38 am

Roach wrote:I'd buy you a beer Marty. For sure.

Right back at ya, Roach.

:)

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:12 am

That's ok. I don't really mind drinking alone.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:17 am

Marty wrote:~~Mikey~~

I don't even know the story behind that and it's still cracking me up!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:20 am

I feel honoured to be crossed off this list.

Sort of affirms my whole life up until now.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:21 am

For the record I have had more than a few beers with Van.

It was cool. He even let me drink his beers.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:23 am

I'm fucking generous, yo.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:25 am

I'd say it was a case of self preservation.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:28 am

Cat Daddy

That is all.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:29 am

I'm hard pressed to come up with even five people here with whom I wouldn't have a beer, metaphorically speaking.

Whatever the number, it'd be one short list. And no, that doesn't mean Perk or Katy would be on it, you asses.

Index and Nick would be a hoot, especially if mvscal was also there at the table.

If he were a real person, it'd be pretty killer to sit down at a table with m2...and Euro. Christ, that could turn out brutally funny.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:53 am

These were my alternate replies to being the only strikethrough on Marty's list:

1. I finally made a ~~list~~!!

2. Marty's just afraid of good beer.

Anybody got any other, good, suggestions?

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:16 am

Van wrote:
I'm hard pressed to come up with even five people here with whom I wouldn't have a beer, metaphorically speaking.

How about Stanley Fukkken Pickle???

Index and Nick would be a hoot, especially if mvscal was also there at the table.

Index? Are you fukkking kidding me? I wouldn't last 30 seconds before my fist was slamming his skull against a wall.

And I doubt mvscal could sit there for more than 30 seconds before he told index to "shut the fukkk up, mvscal!"

I would be hard press to get my punch on index's skull before I heard mvscal say "mvscal!"

If he were a real person, it'd be pretty killer to sit down at a table with m2...and Euro. Christ, that could turn out brutally funny.

Euro would be funny if you want to talk about faggotry, black cokkks up your arse and the islamification of europe and the extinction of the White race.

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:37 am

Okay...since we're listing people that we would like to meet for a beer....I'll give my list.

General Peters
mvscal
Jimmy Medalions

I think that's it. :?

PS - I would have said Toddownen, but he scared me with his feud with his neighbor. I'm unstable...he's unstable...Not good to mix with alcohol.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:42 am

Since I don't drink, I'd probably be in high demand for a night on the town at bars and whatsuch. I'm like a built in designated driver.

I think that's why I made the list.

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:45 am

Tom In VA wrote:Since I don't drink, I'd probably be in high demand for a night on the town at bars and whatsuch. I'm like a built in designated driver.

I think that's why I made the list.

I'll put you on my list, but you have to sit in the car in the parking lot while we're drinking. M'kay?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:49 am

Can I still tell people we hung out ?

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:04 am

Toddowen wrote:
Stanley Pickkkle wrote:

PS - I would have said Toddownen, but he scared me with his feud with his neighbor. I'm unstable...he's unstable...Not good to mix with alcohol.
Just as well. If those were actual photos of you that I've seen posted on these boards, I wouldn't want to be seen at any drinking establishment standing within 30 feet of your babycakes looking face, faggot.

And what's worse for you, those photos sort of resemble my neighbor.

So, NO...I don't think it'd be a good idea to hook up for a beer.

Hey Todd,

The funny thing is that I've agreed with practically everything else you've ever posted on this forum. And give me a break...one bad picture of me?

Dude...I was the epitome of style! I was a trend setter. And most importantly...I have a perfect ALL AMERICAN look about me.

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:07 am

Jsc810 wrote:I'd buy the first round with any of you bastards in the French Quarter.

Well, almost any of you.

Chip...I called you in the hospital one time to wish you luck in your surgery, but you were already doped up on morphine...and I sent flowers to Monen when she got in a car accident.

I'd have a beer with you, as long as you didn't try to lecture me and change me into a bleeding heart liberal.

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:26 am

Toddowen wrote:
I repeat. I've absolutely no desire to get in with your inner circle of trendsetters, you flakey fruitlooped Wisconsonian queer..

Works for me, you weren't on my list anyway....you crazy motherfukkker. And that's coming from a crazy motherfukkker myself.

Stanley Pickkkle · Post by **Stanley Pickkkle** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:33 am

Toddowen wrote: I don't give a fuck for folks having my back, as you claim. Had I noticed, I'd of probably shrugged you off like some little pomerianian trying to hump my leg.

Wow...no wonder everybody in chat hates you.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:35 am

Jsc810 wrote:I'd buy the first round with any of you bastards in the French Quarter.

Well, almost any of you.

in.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:23 am

Marty deserves the Gulag... just sayin'.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:51 am

This thread went well for me.

I don't even LIKE beer.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:06 pm

holy crap. i finally make a list and get the leadoff spot, to boot!!!

thanks, comrade.

you're alright, for a commie pinko upper messican pos.

just one question?

do i have to drink that canadian swill?

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:57 pm

I would have a beer with anyone, even Stanley Pikkkle, with one exception...LTS TRN. He can come only if he wears drag and don't say a fucking word. Then we can humiliate him till everyone passes out.

I like everyone in here because each of you bring something to the table for the last 11 years, but he is an exception. He just nauseates me in every sense.

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:01 pm

Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
Van wrote:
I'm hard pressed to come up with even five people here with whom I wouldn't have a beer, metaphorically speaking.

How about Stanley Fukkken Pickle???

Index and Nick would be a hoot, especially if mvscal was also there at the table.

Index? Are you fukkking kidding me? I wouldn't last 30 seconds before my fist was slamming his skull against a wall.

And I doubt mvscal could sit there for more than 30 seconds before he told index to "shut the fukkk up, mvscal!"

I would be hard press to get my punch on index's skull before I heard mvscal say "mvscal!"

If he were a real person, it'd be pretty killer to sit down at a table with m2...and Euro. Christ, that could turn out brutally funny.

Euro would be funny if you want to talk about faggotry, black cokkks up your arse and the islamification of europe and the extinction of the White race.

Stanley,

I heard through the grapevine that Index has passed away. I do not know who told me, but that is what I heard. I know of another board legend that passed as well, but can't get a confirmation.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:07 pm

I would be happy to spill a beer on Marty.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:39 pm

Marty, we can slam Exports and Canadian Ices and talk Wolf Parade and Arcade Fire and OHL hockey anytime you want.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:49 pm

No Rush ? Tragically Hip ?

What about Avril Lavigne ? I mean there's a host of other major cultural contributions to the globe that Canada can claim as its own.

I think Marty would much rather discuss the Seven Years War and the Plains of Abraham, the ongoing plight of the Francophone, and Montreal Fetish shows anyway.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:57 pm

Tom In VA wrote: Plains of Abraham

Was there a couple of summers ago. I'd like to go back to Quebec sometime in the winter.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:59 pm

marty, if we get together for a beer in toronto, am i required by law to bring a frenchie translator along? i hear you folks have fairly draconian bi-lingual laws, well, except for quebec where english is more or less outlawed.

if so, i can bring along lil' miss smack, so she can put her 5 years worth of frenchie traning to work. only trouble is, it's real french, not that quebecois shit you guys speak.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:00 pm

Mikey wrote:
Tom In VA wrote: Plains of Abraham
Was there a couple of summers ago. I'd like to go back to Quebec sometime in the winter.

L&L weather pussies says what?

been to montreal on january. you'd get over that desire fukking quick.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:07 pm

Looks pretty in the pictures, though.

I wasn in NY/NJ just after Christmas a couple of months ago. It was damn clod but we got through it OK. You just have to dress right. Fucking pain in the ass, though, putting things on and taking them off all the time.

I actually look pretty good in one of these:

No use for it around here.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:11 pm

smackaholic wrote:it's real french, not that quebecois shit you guys speak.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:22 pm

smackaholic wrote:been to montreal on january. you'd get over that desire fukking quick.

The wife and I spent a week in Montreal around New Year's time in 2007. Was colder than fuck. Still had a great time though.

With regard to Toronto (Ontario), they totally speak 'American' there.

Montreal (Quebec) is where you'll find the Frenchies.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:23 pm

Toronto is basically America. Fun town though.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:25 pm

Mikey wrote:I actually look pretty good in one of these:

No use for it around here.

I don't know about that. It would cut down the glare for the rest of us.