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It just started to snow.

The wife works in Cairo, Ga. just over the sate line. I took the daughter up at 5:30, and she was making snow angels at 6:00.

Ain't global warming a bitch?
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Did your nurse put on the snow tires, rog?
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I really wonder where Al Gore is.
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PSU,

It's still flurrying now. I can't imagine what it's like up there.

And SM..I love ya.
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A look around the corner

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Pretty big trees down. That one missed all the cars and power wires somehow...
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Good GOD!

I can not even imagine you guys live through that stuff!

Keep warm!
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Shirtsleeve weather! Who's up for some football?
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trev wrote:I really wonder where Al Gore is.
He's laughing his ass off at tards like you who confuse today's weather with climate.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:^^^ Rack. That's right, Vannie. That's how us Michigan boys were raised, and raised properly.
This Upstate NY boy will second that rack. Nothing better than a little snow football.
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BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:I really wonder where Al Gore is.
He's laughing his ass off at tards like you who confuse today's weather with climate.
:lol:

You mean he's laughing at tards that bought into (not) his idea on global warming?
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trev wrote:
BSmack wrote:He's laughing his ass off at tards like you who confuse today's weather with climate.
:lol:

You mean he's laughing at tards that bought into (not) his idea on global warming?
No you stupid bitch, I meant what I originally wrote.
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Yeah trev, there is a difference between climate, weather, and scams to tax the fuck out of regular people in order to ration, control, and otherwise - preserve resources for the elite. Get a clue.

All this snow is proof of man made global warming. Here's proof. There's a been a lot of hot air over Washington, D.C. in the past year, it trapped all the moisture, temps cool, historic snowfall ensues.

I'm a believer in Global Warming now more than ever. Where do I get my blinders and Kool-Aid ?
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BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:
BSmack wrote:He's laughing his ass off at tards like you who confuse today's weather with climate.
:lol:

You mean he's laughing at tards that bought into (not) his idea on global warming?
No you stupid bitch, I meant what I originally wrote.
Ok, so you have no argument in favor of global warming. Gotcha. You don't hear from Al, because it can't be proven. He made a lot of money off you tards.
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trev wrote:Ok, so you have no argument in favor of global warming.
The earth has been warming. Period.

http://www.universetoday.com/2010/01/22 ... peratures/
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That's right the debate was over before it started.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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PSUFAN wrote:A look around the corner

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Pretty big trees down. That one missed all the cars and power wires somehow...
Looks like a fairly old neighborhood with lots of old trees. You fucks will be all spring and well into summer cleaning up that mess. Probably a good idea to own a chain-saw right about now.
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PSUFAN wrote:A look around the corner

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Pretty big trees down. That one missed all the cars and power wires somehow...
So are there some other redeeming qualities about the area / hoods the other 8 months out of the year that make you tolerate this shit ??
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BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:Ok, so you have no argument in favor of global warming.
The earth has been warming. Period.

http://www.universetoday.com/2010/01/22 ... peratures/
Where is the data before 1880? Oh, that's right, there isn't any.
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BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:Ok, so you have no argument in favor of global warming.
The earth has been warming. Period.

http://www.universetoday.com/2010/01/22 ... peratures/
Really?

Where's the data about where they locate the reporting stations?

You know, like the ones in Northern canada that they've taken offline and replaced with ones in urban areas in temperate and tropical climates?

If the data doesn't match your desired outcome, change the set of data used, right?

You've been duped.

But even with the radically manipulated graphs, such as the one you linked, no one ever seems to want to discuss the elephant in the room -- the precipitous drop over the last 11 years... the biggest such drop ever recorded.

And we're still waiting on the explaination of why Mars' icecaps receded in proportion to Earth's? Since both are now increasing, it's probably about time for the Global Tax Conspirators to just go away.
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BTW, I feel I'd be delinquent in my duties as Dinsdale if I didn't give the obligatory...

PSUFAN wrote:Pretty big trees

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Dinsdale wrote:
And we're still waiting on the explaination of why Mars' icecaps receded in proportion to Earth's? Since both are now increasing, it's probably about time for the Global Tax Conspirators to just go away.
Since you reference Mars and to keep the tin foil hat crowd appeased, would they not be Intergalactic Tax Conspirators ?

Just sayin..
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Dinsdale wrote:BTW, I feel I'd be delinquent in my duties as Dinsdale if I didn't give the obligatory...

PSUFAN wrote:Pretty big trees

BWA!

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When I see a tree that big go down, my thoughts are..a WHOLE lot less leaves to rake and how many days of wood heat I am getting after I saw this bitch up ?
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Derron wrote:When I see a tree that big go down, my thoughts are..a WHOLE lot less leaves to rake and how many days of wood heat I am getting after I saw this bitch up ?
In my "dealing with forclosed houses" duties, came across one this week that had: Ponderosa pines, birch, white oak, and the dastardly curly willow.

The makes-a-mess-of-the-yard all-star team... year-round.

Don't know what the fuck people are thinking when they plant that shit.
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BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:Ok, so you have no argument in favor of global warming.
The earth has been warming. Period.

http://www.universetoday.com/2010/01/22 ... peratures/
"A new NASA report says the past decade was the warmest ever on Earth, at least since modern temperature measurements began in 1880"

NASA is reporting that is is the warmest decade ever on Earth but it only has data of the last 130 years.... :lol:
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Excellent point, Dins, which is why I planted three giant sequioas in our front yard. No clean up is ever necessary, they're ridiculously beautiful trees, they're green all year long, and in the ten-plus years since I've planted them they've grown a good forty feet. We have a nice little triangle-shaped grove of them providing lots of shade, and they look better than just about anything in the entire neighborhood.
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Great freaking big sequoia in Dins' yard. About 80'.

Not quite native, but not too far from their native zone (which you're in). They don't grow quite as fast here (a rarity amongst trees), but get quite beastly.

And provide amazing raccoon habitat... to the tune of a three foot pile of raccoon shit under it (no joke, and quite gross if one actually goes under the canopy). And when they assault the cherry crop, there's nasty trails of pit-filled shit across the yard.

Got a ponderosa, though... BIG fucker. Fucking mess, and shits needles at a faster clip than the garbage man picks up yard debris. And the fucking things take forever to rot.
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Mr T wrote: NASA is reporting that is is the warmest decade ever
Complete horseshit.

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But the Global Tax crowd is not just not above outright lies -- it's their MO. And they have all the money to continue their PR campaign of lies, and there's plenty of rebels-with-the-cause-de-jour like BSmacked and Let's Turd Two who need to hate on mankind, so it marches forward.
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Once again, if you want to escape snow and can't get to Hawaii, keep driving south on I-75 till you don't see any more of these:

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We are in the middle of a "deep Arctic freeze"---the temperature right now in Fort Myers is 50ºF according to my super accurate digital thermometer.
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Wolfman wrote:my super accurate digital thermometer.
Yeah, we all get you're pretty proud of that thermometer being as that's at least the eleventeenth time you've boasted about it.
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Wolfman wrote:the temperature right now in Fort Myers is 50ºF according to my super accurate digital thermometer.
'Bout 52 here. El Nino winter.

And a thermometer is only as accurate as its placement.
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Fallbrook reporting in at 75 deg and clear, 29% humidity.

Another shitty day in paradise.
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Dinsdale wrote:[

Don't know what the fuck people are thinking when they plant that shit.
Because they are so cute in the 1 gallon cans when they bought them 20 years ago. I have put the saw to more yards like that than I can remember.

Pondersoa pine is actually a native as is the white oak.

Plant a birch you should be shot. Weeps sap and aphids all over cars.

Whit oak is a very nice tree. Just should be the only tree in about 1 acre or more.

Curly willow is highly invasive..don't bitch when you have to start trimming it all the time, unless the Mexicans stump it (steal it) at least once a year to sell to the florist shops. Regular willows are against most city codes to plant now.

None of these trees belong with in 100 feet of your house however.
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Wonder if Mikey measures his humidity with a super accurate digital psychrometer ? I guess I better start taking temperature here with a highly inaccurate analog thermometer.
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R-Jack wrote:I really don't give a shit about "Global Warming" either way, but can we all agree that anyone who goes to the "in your face Al Gore, etc" every time someone mentions it feels cold in a random location has the brainpower of a mentally challanged cadaver?
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PSUFAN wrote:Did your nurse put on the snow tires, rog?
Made me LOL, needed to be quoted. Nice! :lol:
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R-Jack wrote:I really don't give a shit about "Global Warming" either way, but can we all agree that anyone who goes to the "in your face Al Gore, etc" every time someone mentions it feels cold in a random location has the brainpower of a mentally challanged cadaver?
When you grow up maybe you will care about global warming. You should care. It's more of a curiosity as to why that is all we heard about from the Gore and the liberal media who are now silenced on the subject.
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trev wrote:
R-Jack wrote:I really don't give a shit about "Global Warming" either way, but can we all agree that anyone who goes to the "in your face Al Gore, etc" every time someone mentions it feels cold in a random location has the brainpower of a mentally challanged cadaver?
When you grow up maybe you will care about global warming. You should care. It's more of a curiosity as to why that is all we heard about from the Gore and the liberal media who are now silenced on the subject.
And just how are they silenced by a week of snow, mouth-breather?

This January was the warmest ever in Washington history. So which amount of time has relevance to patterns....a week or a month?

Just STFU, tea bagger.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Just STFU, tea bagger.
There are lotsa' options for venting ones spleen.

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Wolfman wrote:Wonder if Mikey measures his humidity with a super accurate digital psychrometer ? I guess I better start taking temperature here with a highly inaccurate analog thermometer.
I just lick my index finger and stick it up in the air. I have a super accurate index finger.
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^^^^^
better not let Jim Cantore know that. Next thing you know he'll be calling you for an update on humidity in LoCal.
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