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...A SERIES OF PACIFIC STORMS THIS WEEK...

A SERIES OF STORMS WILL BRING PERIODS OF LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN AND
STRONG WINDS THIS WEEK WITH SNOW...MAINLY LATE IN THE WEEK...AT THE
HIGHER ELEVATIONS.

THE FIRST STORM WILL ARRIVE MONDAY AND BRING RAIN...POSSIBLY HEAVY
BY MONDAY EVENING. THE SNOW LEVEL WILL BE HIGH MONDAY...ABOVE 8000
FEET...SO LITTLE OR NO SNOW WILL FALL. STRONG GUSTY WINDS WILL OCCUR
LATE MONDAY INTO MONDAY NIGHT...ESPECIALLY OVER THE MOUNTAINS AND
HIGH DESERTS. A WEAKER SYSTEM WILL MOVE THROUGH LATE TUESDAY...BUT
SEVERAL STRONG STORMS WILL IMPACT THE AREA LATE WEDNESDAY THROUGH
FRIDAY AND BRING MORE RAIN...HEAVY AT TIMES.

THIS ALL WEEK LONG EVENT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO GENERATE RAINFALL OF 4
TO 8 INCHES NEAR THE COAST...AND 15 TO LOCALLY 25 INCHES ON THE
COASTAL MOUNTAIN SLOPES.
EVEN THE DESERT LOCATIONS ARE LIKELY TO
RECEIVE BETWEEN 2 AND 4 INCHES OF RAIN.

AFTER BEING ABOVE 8000 FEET MONDAY...SNOW LEVELS WILL FLUCTUATE
BETWEEN 5500 AND 7000 FEET WHICH WOULD CONFINE HEAVY SNOW
ACCUMULATIONS TO THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS IN THE SAN BERNARDINO AND SAN
JACINTO MOUNTAINS. 2 TO 4 FEET OF SNOWFALL IS POSSIBLE AT THE
HEAVIEST LOCATIONS...MAINLY BETWEEN WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY.

WITH THE RAINFALL AMOUNTS EXPECTED...THERE IS HIGH LIKELIHOOD
OF FLASH FLOODING...ALONG WITH MUD AND DEBRIS FLOWS...ESPECIALLY IN
AND BELOW RECENTLY BURNED AREAS. THERE COULD ALSO BE ROCK SLIDES
ALONG MOUNTAIN HIGHWAYS...MAKING TRAVEL IMPASSABLE AT TIMES. THE
THREAT OF FLOODING WILL BE HIGHEST DURING THE SECOND HALF OF THE
WEEK AS THE SOIL BECOMES MORE SATURATED.

THE STRENGTH OF THE JET STREAM DRIVING THESE STORMS IS OVER 200 MPH
AND THE STORMS THEMSELVES WILL BE MOVING RAPIDLY ONSHORE IN QUICK
SUCCESSION. AS A RESULT THERE ARE LIKELY TO BE STRONG WINDS AT TIMES
THIS WEEK. WIND GUSTS COULD EXCEED 60 MPH IN THE MOUNTAINS AND HIGH
DESERTS AT TIMES...AND EVEN NEAR THE COAST...GUSTS COULD EXCEED 40
MPH WITH WHEN COLD FRONTS PASS THROUGH.
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Show off.
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Looks like you're in for about the same thing.
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We had about 5 inches of snow on the ground for the past week and a half, but luckily it just melted over the last couple days.

Why are we discussing the weather on the internet?
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Lillian Vernon wrote:

Why are we discussing the weather on the internet?
What are you talking about? There's no weather on the internet.
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Show off.
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88 wrote:
Mikey wrote:Re: Time to Barren Down the Hatches...
Barren?
Don't mess with Mikey's self-of-steam.
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That's why I moved away from there.....it rains too much.
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88 wrote:
Mikey wrote:Re: Time to Barren Down the Hatches...
Barren?
It's an old joke 'round these parts. It was intentional.
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Nice, a thread about rain. Tomorrow let us know what you're having for lunch.
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PrimeX wrote:Nice, a thread about rain. Tomorrow let us know what you're having for lunch.
We need a breakfast thread!!!
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How about some good old fashioned rank em threads? You can never have too many of those.












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Katy wrote:How about some good old fashioned rank em threads? You can never have too many of those.
Rank 'em...

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Prime's av does well because she is hot, yet it misses the mark due to her pants just sucking out loud. He could've found something similar, only with the girl wearing something much hotter. Her pose is fairly meh too.

Dammit, Prime.
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Mikey wrote:
Katy wrote:How about some good old fashioned rank em threads? You can never have too many of those.
Rank 'em...

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50°FCurrent: Clear
Wind: N at 14 mph
Humidity: 66%

Had some scrambled eggs for breakfast, plan on some canned salmon from Kirkland for lunch but I might have forgotten it - no worries there is a Shoppers Food Warehouse across the street so some smoked Salmon and Eggbeaters will do - I"m getting hungry now.

I am very glad PrimeX decided to post in this thread. I don't know what the current cliche or inside term is to describe the hotness of his avatar pic - does l33t speak have a term ?
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Van wrote:Prime's av does well because she is hot, yet it misses the mark due to her pants just sucking out loud. He could've found something similar, only with the girl wearing something much hotter. Her pose is fairly meh too.

Dammit, Prime.
Dude, you're sooooo gay.
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You found a pic of a hottie wearing almost baggy plastic pants, and she's holding her arm over her pussy...and you posted it as your av, rather than using any of a million better Longhorn Hottie pics you could've used.

Prime, it's like you let Richard Simmons or maybe your grandmother pick out your hottie pic avatar for you.

Now, wytch in an axe randomly flying by, and you've got something.
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PrimeX wrote:
Van wrote:Prime's av does well because she is hot, yet it misses the mark due to her pants just sucking out loud. He could've found something similar, only with the girl wearing something much hotter. Her pose is fairly meh too.

Dammit, Prime.
Dude, you're sooooo gay.
2rd.

I think maybe his knock down drag out fight with LV about "chops" has soured him towards women in general with the exception of gabriela (flamenco/thrash metal geeeetar strumming hottie). I suspect he is pleasuring himself to a youtube clip of her as we speak.
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Lillian is known for wearing the best of them down. :popcorn:

I think Van even might sort of like her now. :bode:
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The fact that I've already said on multiple occasions that the girl in Prime's av is hot, well, that pretty much obviates your weak attempts at snivelin' spin.

:mrgreen:

As for LV, there was no wearing down, and she definitely got knocked down and dragged out. That was a total slaughter, from start to finish.

Doesn't mean she can't still have a great body for her age, though. Hell, most girls with good bodies suck at debate...and posting...and selecting their favorite anythings...so why should LV be any different? Good Body = Shitty Poster is pretty much par for the course.

Because she has that good body, however, she'll have all sorts of opportunity to improve her skills. She'll be allowed to suck as long as it takes for her to become decent at this stuff. Ain't nobody gonna mind, not with those pics floating around. The girl has all sorts of 'like' built into her foundation. She just needs to avoid fucking everything up, and she'll be golden. I'll love her, you'll love her, we'll all love her. She's definitely got a head start going for her. She just needs to quit tripping over her mental dick.
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Our buddy Van needs help. He needs a reminder that not all womens is evil. There is good in the fairer sex, Van. Come back from this dark place you find yourself. Maybe this will help.



C'mon, you fukkers, show Van there is good in some women. And, no, hottie pics won't do it as prime X has proven.
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How 'bout this?

mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Van wrote:The fact that I've already said on multiple occasions that the girl in Prime's av is hot, well, that pretty much obviates your weak attempts at snivelin' spin.

:mrgreen:

As for LV, there was no wearing down, and she definitely got knocked down and dragged out. That was a total slaughter, from start to finish.

Doesn't mean she can't still have a great body for her age, though. Hell, most girls with good bodies suck at debate...and posting...and selecting their favorite anythings...so why should LV be any different? Good Body = Shitty Poster is pretty much par for the course.

Because she has that good body, however, she'll have all sorts of opportunity to improve her skills. She'll be allowed to suck as long as it takes for her to become decent at this stuff. Ain't nobody gonna mind, not with those pics floating around. The girl has all sorts of 'like' built into her foundation. She just needs to avoid fucking everything up, and she'll be golden. I'll love her, you'll love her, we'll all love her. She's definitely got a head start going for her. She just needs to quit tripping over her mental dick.

But you don't hate her. That's progress. :D
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If this doesn't pull you out of your women hating funk, you may be lost for good.....

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That video almost makes me want to be a lesbian. :o
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me too.
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Katy, LV at least likes guitar music. She didn't think Albert Collins was a cocktail beverage. Also, as ignorant and misguided as she is about the guy, she at least knew who GG was.

There was no chance in hell that I was ever going to hate such a woman, and that was before I ever saw any pics of her. I could easily think she's an imbecile, but LV doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of people in here I could ever hate. I'm not sure who such a person might be, but it sure wouldn't be some guitar lovin' woman I only just 'met' within the past month or so.

I'm told you need to love someone before you can hate them, or something like that, and there are only three or four people in the history of these boards whom I ever genuinely disliked...and even there, that's just from what they've posted. In real life?

Like the song says...

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Perhaps you're right, Van. I hate plenty of people I never loved. But that's just me.
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Genuinely hated them? Have you ever genuinely hated someone, just from shit they posted on a message board?

That's pretty fucking scary. It would need to go well beyond message board crap before I could ever hate someone.
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Not on a message board, silly. In real life.
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Well, hell, I haven't even met LV in real life. I've barely even met her on the internet!

Wonder how I'd define hate? I suppose I'd define it as someone I would be happy to see dead, right fucking now. That's prtobably a little stronger than the actual definition, though.

Hmmm...

hate
Pronunciation: \ˈhāt\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hete; akin to Old High German haz hate, Greek kēdos care
Date: before 12th century

1 a : intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury b : extreme dislike or antipathy : loathing <had a great hate of hard work>

2 : an object of hatred <a generation whose finest hate had been big business — F. L. Paxson>

Eh, okay, by those definitions, yeah, I've probably hated a few people during my lifetime, and certainly I never loved them first.
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Van wrote:You found a pic of a hottie wearing almost baggy plastic pants, and she's holding her arm over her pussy...and you posted it as your av, rather than using any of a million better Longhorn Hottie pics you could've used.
This better?

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Sorry, but there are not a million better whore's than Angelina Jolie, stupid. Fuck, she could wear parachute pants, body armor and be sitting Indian style and I would not give one fuck. My rod would still salute.

Hook 'Em and stuff.

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It doesn't matter what PrimeX uses as an avatar. He's still $$$.
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Van wrote:Well, hell, I haven't even met LV in real life. I've barely even met her on the internet!

Wonder how I'd define hate? I suppose I'd define it as someone I would be happy to see dead, right fucking now. That's prtobably a little stronger than the actual definition, though.

Hmmm...

hate
Pronunciation: \ˈhāt\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hete; akin to Old High German haz hate, Greek kēdos care
Date: before 12th century

1 a : intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury b : extreme dislike or antipathy : loathing <had a great hate of hard work>

2 : an object of hatred <a generation whose finest hate had been big business — F. L. Paxson>

Eh, okay, by those definitions, yeah, I've probably hated a few people during my lifetime, and certainly I never loved them first.

Well, I must excuse myself from this conversation. I have the attention span of a gnat. My ADD is somewhat debilitating.
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Nope, I'm a big fan of Angelina Jolie's look - at least before she set about ruining it with all the tats and the starvation diet - but there certainly are a million better pics of her, and of other hotties wearing Longhorns gear.

Katy, now I think Prime hates me. Fuck.

(Edit: Just saw Prime's edit, with the new Longhorns hotties pic. Yeah, that's more like it. Not saying the girls are hotter, but the pic is.)
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Ah jeeeze, now I think he turned queer for prime x. fuck.

here's some more rod and gabby.

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Van wrote:Nope, I'm a big fan of Angelina Jolie's look - at least before she set about ruining it with all the tats and the starvation diet - but there certainly are a million better pics of her, and of other hotties wearing Longhorns gear.

Katy, now I think Prime hates me. Fuck.

(Edit: Just saw Prime's edit, with the new Longhorns hotties pic. Yeah, that's more like it. Not saying the girls are hotter, but the pic is.)
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If he ever does decide to hate me, he at least has to change his sig.
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smackaholic wrote:
here's some more rod...
You and Van can never have enough rod.

Get a room.
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