Raiders @ Chefs

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:28 am

KC's gonna get throttled by Oakland's front 4.
Seriously.

The Raiders showed a toughness up front on both sides of the ball v. SD that was a pleasant surprise.
They really manhandled the Chargers up front for most of the night.

Seldom does a home team do that and still come away with a big fat L

Leave it to the 'duds.

KC won't produce much v. the Raider defense.
And we saw Russell and the young receivers struggle on Monday night.
So we're loooking at a low scoring game.
But the Raiders will run the ball better than the Chefs.

Raiders 21
Chiefs 16

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:39 am

Oh hell no.

The ghost of Marty Schottenheimer will reappear and remind this current bunch of misfits that it IS, indeed, Raider week.

Time for a win.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:51 am

Yea, I think with the release of Bike McTurd yesterday the Chefs are gonna be fired up (or fired) for this one. I'd breaak down the entire game but I need to change the air in my tires.

Chefs 16
'Duh's 13

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:59 am

Raiders take this one...

OAK - 2
KC - 0

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:25 pm

Croyle or Cassel, it doesn't matter. The QB starter of the Chefs will be lucky to have his teeth in place after this one.

Raiders 13
Chefs 6

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:14 pm

...ah, I see ya working mv

sin,

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:20 pm

JaMoolie can't hit the broad side of a barn from 20ft. away....Jarrod Page and the Chiefs' secondary are already drooling at the prospect of picking his dumb ass off early and often.

The Chiefs' D will undoubtedly BRING IT on JaBlimpy and the Raydahs' running game, daring the Big Guy to throw it. I like our chances in that scenario- the Raydahs' receivers (NOT named Zach Miller) can't catch a cold much less a pass.

The Raydahs' D, while improved, won't play as well inside the friendly (for US) confines of Arrowhead Stadium....LJ will have a fairly productive day and wear that Primer and Soot unit down as the game progresses. And WITHOUT A DOUBT the Chiefs are better coached and ran:

Chiefs'- 23
Faiduhs- 13

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:44 am

^^^ Kiss of Fucking Death for the CHEFS

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:03 am

About the only part of Paul's take I agree with is that Russell was pitifully innacurate v. the Blots.

I don't see much evidence that Johnson will "wear Oakland down" as the game goes on.

Was it his 11 rushes for 20 yards last week that convinced you of that?
Or was it the fact that Oakland looked VERY impressive in shutting down the SD running game last week?
Or maybe it was the fact that KC ran for exactly ONE first down all game v. the Crows?

I also don't see any evidence supporting a take that KC will shut down Oakland's running game.

The Ravens ran over you for 200 yards.
Oakland clearly did a number on SD on the ground before Cable thought it was a brilliant idea to start letting Russell clank it around.

Bottom line, you're seriously delusional, and it'll be a long sad day at Pointyhead.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:33 am

poptart wrote: Or maybe it was the fact that KC ran for exactly ONE first down all game v. the Crows?

And then.

The Ravens ran over you for 200 yards.

See if you can figure out why the 1st stat led to the 2nd.

Hint: Look at the time of possesion.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:48 am

Stats can play games with our minds, yes.

I would bet (if I was a bettin' man) that Oakland will run for over 100 yds in this game and KC won't.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:11 pm

I've never jocked him.
I've always been measured with my takes on him because he's 24 years old and started all of 17 games in his short career.
I think it's reasonable to give him some time to grow.
Now if you've got such a keen eye that he can already declare with certainty that he's a complete failure, sure, feel free to continue to fire off your canon in here about him.

I'd warn you, though, that the list is LONG of young QB's who pretty well SUCKED DICK early on, but then "figured it out" and became really really good.

Russell hasn't thrown a lot of picks because he tends to not put the ball up for grabs.
He still holds the ball a little longer than he should sometimes, but that's common for a young QB.
Also common for a young QB to throw picks.
But not Russell.
He's ahead of the game in that regard.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:08 pm

But he doesn't have to be accuare because the only passes he will make on sunday are the 5 yard screens for an overhyped Chief defense, and his occasional 20 yard dart to Zach Miller.

Other than that its a heavy dose of McFadden and Bush and that'll be the difference in this game.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:03 pm

...Mike Bush 2 scores on the ground, Raiduh D scores, Seabass chips in a couple 57,52,

Duhs......27
Squaws..10

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:30 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:an overhyped Chief defense...

:?

Link?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:36 pm

War Wagon wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:an overhyped Chief defense...
:?

Link?

"The Chiefs' D will undoubtedly BRING IT on JaBlimpy and the Raydahs' running game"

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:17 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:an overhyped Chief defense...
:?

Link?

"The Chiefs' D will undoubtedly BRING IT on JaBlimpy and the Raydahs' running game"

What Raydah opponent from here on out WON'T?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:22 pm

War Wagon wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:an overhyped Chief defense...
:?

Link?

Probably the wrong choice of words. Maybe amped up, or overly aggressive defense would have been the right choice of words. I am a freakin engineer not an english professor.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:45 am

mvscal wrote:You don't "figure out" accuracy. You either are or you aren't. He isn't

Not all QBs are 65 pct dart throwers like a Troy Aikman.
QBs have different styles and strengths.

John Elway was a 57 pct passer for his career, and for the first ten years of his career he was in in the low 50s.
PLUS he was throwing a lot of picks.

Russell's first year as a starter last year was a total clusterfuck.
Head coach shitcanned in mid-stream, new playcaller, VERY weak receiving corp, poor protection, and a team in disarray.
And now this year his best WR target, C. Shilens got hurt and he was looking at two rookies and a 2nd year guy in the slot v. SD.

Uphill battle for a rookie QB, to say the least.

If you watch, the one guy he HAS been able to build a "relationship" with, Zach Miller, he seldom misses.

I've slammed Russell for being overweight and appearing "slow" in a lot of things, but I HAVE definitely seen improvement from him over the 17 games he's started.

He's got to play better, no doubt, but I'm a long way from throwing him out as garbage.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:17 pm

Chiefs' D came to BALL today....and this just in: JaMoolie SUCKS ASS as a passer.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:43 pm

After one quarter of play: JaDoubleDouble 0-5, 0 yds, 0 tds

Ground yardage:
Chiefs- 64
'Duhs- 5

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:32 pm

bwaaa ...

Nice game management by the rookie Chef head coach at the end of the first half.

Don't leave points on the board in a close game like this.

Dogshit performance by the Raider offense in the first half.
Dogshit offensive gameplan.
Dogshit QBing.

Shane Lechler -- worth the money

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:37 pm

This is a goddamn cripple fight, that's what this is.

Way to let the clock run out on your dumbasses and not even manage a FG out of it. :brad:

Fucking idiots.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:49 pm

War Wagon wrote:This is a goddamn cripple fight, that's what this is.

Way to let the clock run out on your dumbasses and not even manage a FG out of it. :brad:

Fucking idiots.

Minor setback, that's all.....Chiefs are in good shape. :wink:

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:14 pm

Cassel's matriculating the ball right down the field....the Raydah D has GOT to be pretty tired by now.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:27 pm

Jesus Christ RaydahFan, how badly do you guys need Jeff Garcia right about now????

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:33 pm

Man I LIKE this Savage kid....he has good speed and nice quicks to boot.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:34 pm

mvscal wrote:Nice suckfest you two bottomfeeders got going on.

Your team was largely DOMINATED by one of these "bottomfeeders" last week, last time I checked.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:38 pm

mvscal wrote:Try checking the scoreboard next time, you FAT, FUCKING RETARD.

:paul: :paul: :paul:

I don't give a shit about the scoreboard, you FUCKING DICKHEAD ANKLEBITER.....I watched the game and I know what I saw. Eat a dick.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:46 pm

Matt Cassel is one tough SOB.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:49 pm

TOUCHDOWN DWAYNE BOWE!!!!!

Stick a fork in this one, boys.....JaBlimpy couldn't drive the Faiduhs down the field if he had a fucking police escort! :twisted:

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:53 pm

....and the Faiduh meltdown has begun. NICE!

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:57 pm

R-Jack wrote:No sooner do you post that...PF Cheifs

Yeah, no shit....color me fucking WORRIED now.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:03 pm

We got PLENTY of time to drive down and kick a FG to tie this bitch up.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:10 pm

Paul wrote:We got PLENTY of time to drive down and kick a FG to tie this bitch up.

Or not....

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:34 pm

Paul wrote:TOUCHDOWN DWAYNE BOWE!!!!!

Stick a fork in this one, boys.....JaBlimpy couldn't drive the Faiduhs down the field if he had a fucking police escort!

Taste ok?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:35 pm

Jeebus, that was probably the most pathetic pro football game I've ever watched. Just painful.

You just knew KC not getting points at the end of the 1st half was going to come back to haunt them.

And how do you a let a QB who just got sacked by his own O-lineman beat you? You get called for a late hit, that's how. And then you only rush 3 on the next play, drop 8 into the "prevent" and let some guy get wide open 30 yards down the middle of the field.

Congrats, 'duhfan, I guess.... your retards aren't quite as inept as our retards.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:55 pm

War Wagon wrote:Jeebus, that was probably the most pathetic pro football game I've ever watched. Just painful.

You just knew KC not getting points at the end of the 1st half was going to come back to haunt them.

And how do you a let a QB who just got sacked by his own O-lineman beat you? You get called for a late hit, that's how. And then you only rush 3 on the next play, drop 8 into the "prevent" and let some guy get wide open 30 yards down the middle of the field.

Congrats, 'duhfan, I guess.... your retards aren't quite as inept as our retards.

Todd Haley clearly needs to learn how to manage the clock better at the end of each half. And the late hit call on Gilberry was BULLSHIT- JaBlimpy wasn't even fucking touched when he jumped on him. GODDAMN the officiating was fucking horrible today as well- they fucked us on numerous calls throughout the day. :brad:

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:56 pm

poptart wrote:
Paul wrote:TOUCHDOWN DWAYNE BOWE!!!!!

Stick a fork in this one, boys.....JaBlimpy couldn't drive the Faiduhs down the field if he had a fucking police escort!
Taste ok?

Tastes like chicken.....SHIT. I deserve it though. My bad.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:19 pm

Paul wrote:
R-Jack wrote:No sooner do you post that...PF Cheifs
Yeah, no shit....color me fucking WORRIED now.

Maybe you sould have been AT THE GAME.