Occupation?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:03 am

What's your JOB, assholes?

<-- web developer

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:06 am

Financial Analyst.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:11 am

Space shuttle pilot.

Part time astronomer on the side, but the pay sucks.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:16 am

Sperm donor......

Can't get a job ever since contracting the HIV virus.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:24 am

PSUFAN wrote:<-- web developer

You're Al Gore? Or Spiderman?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:26 am

Katy wrote:Analyst.

Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:29 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
Katy wrote:Analyst.
Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?

I never said I wasn't into it. I just said it causes ass cancer. :D

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:32 am

PSUFAN wrote:What's your JOB, assholes?

<-- web developer

Since you know codes/internet shit--put your chatroom on your site so MGO doesn't keep having to link it. It will be easier for me to have chat sex with Douchebag & the rest of THE CREW. Thanks, :D

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:52 am

graphic designer/application engineer

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:17 am

Katy wrote: I never said I wasn't into it.

So, you're saying there's a chance?

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:59 am

Katy wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Katy wrote:Analyst.
Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?
I never said I wasn't into it. I just said it causes ass cancer. :D

THAT'S MY GIRL!!

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:00 am

the truth

As "the truth".... here is an email sent to me by one of my many just minutes ago...

K so now I wish you would walk in my bedroom door. I'm laying on my tummy in my bra and panties (too hot for anything else) on my bed reading a magazine. I would love it if you came up behind me and layed like beside me talking to me for a bit. You kiss me and kiss me some more and start playing with my boobies. You hop up and take your jeans (or whatever) off as I move from my tummy up to my hands and knees. You get on your knees too behind me of course and slide yourself in. I love that by the way. *oh, the tingles* love it when I'm being moved so much from that position that my boobies are bouncing all over the place. *kisses* I'm hoping that these all get moved from just thoughts and fantasies to being real someday soon. *sigh*

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

m2

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:12 am

.m2 wrote:the truth

As "the truth".... here is an email sent to me by one of my many just minutes ago...

K so now I wish you would walk in my bedroom door. I'm laying on my tummy in my bra and panties (too hot for anything else) on my bed reading a magazine. I would love it if you came up behind me and layed like beside me talking to me for a bit. You kiss me and kiss me some more and start playing with my boobies. You hop up and take your jeans (or whatever) off as I move from my tummy up to my hands and knees. You get on your knees too behind me of course and slide yourself in. I love that by the way. *oh, the tingles* love it when I'm being moved so much from that position that my boobies are bouncing all over the place. *kisses* I'm hoping that these all get moved from just thoughts and fantasies to being real someday soon. *sigh*

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

m2

smackoholic has a crackberry?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:56 am

socal wrote:smackoholic has a crackberry?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:40 am

.m2 wrote:K so now I wish you would walk in my bedroom door. I'm laying on my tummy in my bra and panties (too hot for anything else) on my bed reading a magazine. I would love it if you came up behind me and layed like beside me talking to me for a bit. You kiss me and kiss me some more and start playing with my boobies. You hop up and take your jeans (or whatever) off as I move from my tummy up to my hands and knees. You get on your knees too behind me of course and slide yourself in. I love that by the way. *oh, the tingles* love it when I'm being moved so much from that position that my boobies are bouncing all over the place. *kisses* I'm hoping that these all get moved from just thoughts and fantasies to being real someday soon. *sigh*

Aren't you a little old to be cruising AIM chat, foolio? Sounds like one of your "many" is really a 47 year old morbidly obese guy in Xenia, Ohio.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:27 pm

I think this is the part where I'm supposed to run in your dome/ankle biter smack, but, that ain't my thing.

And no, I ain't got a crackberry. I can barely figure out how to use my regular cell.

And when did I go from suckling jtr manboob to being a catcher for tooloe?

Given those options, jtr nursing don't sound so bad.

As for me, my title these days is Maintenance Specialist. Dn't sound that glorious, but, it gives me :bode:

over the senior maintenance techs and lowly maintenance techs. I maintain all sorts of mechanical gizmos, 95% of it is mail inserting equipment, which is not to be confused with male inserting equipment which is toolio's actual gig.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:36 pm

socal wrote:

smackoholic has a crackberry?

Either that or katy's working on foolio now. Go katy!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:50 pm

SAP Business Intelligence Architect and BBQ Sauce peddler on the side.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:57 pm

Systems Engineer.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:00 pm

Katy wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Katy wrote:Analyst.
Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?
I never said I wasn't into it. I just said it causes ass cancer. :D

:x

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:01 pm

Latest occupation (so much for retirement)-- science lab technician at Edison State College. I set up and maintain labs here for biology, chemistry, physics, and oceanography. Cool job, decent salary, with a nreve racking 2 mile commute.

Patrick Bateman · Post by **Patrick Bateman** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:03 pm

Vice President for Pierce & Pierce, specializing in Murders & Executions.

Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:24 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account?

No, it was that dickhead Marcus Halberstram.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:43 pm

smackaholic wrote:And when did I go from suckling jtr manboob to being a catcher for tooloe?

Given those options, jtr nursing don't sound so bad.

Gateway lifestyles are a slippery slope.

As for me, my title these days is Maintenance Specialist. Dn't sound that glorious, but, it gives me over the senior maintenance techs and lowly maintenance techs. I maintain all sorts of mechanical gizmos, 95% of it is mail inserting equipment, which is not to be confused with male inserting equipment which is toolio's actual gig.

smackoholic is sounding more and more like AP. Insert "Maintenance Specialist" for "Registered Nurse".

Slippery slope indeed.

BTW, teacher.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:49 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:BBQ Sauce peddler on the side.

How's that sauce peddling going for your label-maker? Any chance I could get my stuff before this weekend...I've got a family cookout planned at the house for Saturday.

Torch · Post by **Torch** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:57 pm

Cigar Salesman.

Smoke'em if you gott'em

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:01 pm

Payroll specialist/payment processing provider.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:01 pm

smackoholic is sounding more and more like AP

No kidding. I am only scanning his posts, for fear of eyeball injury - but I see he's talking about "toolio's gig"...wtf?

I never thought smokeAcockLick was a nutsack lamprey - I guess there's something to the Big GOP Closet thing...

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:08 pm

...crash dummy

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:27 pm

Consumer

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:44 pm

Mikey wrote:Consumer

I gathered as much from your avatar.

How many Jerry Ties do you own, Mikey? 5? 17?

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:13 pm

Part-time MS Excel consultant. :D

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:53 pm

underachiever

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:01 pm

Cuda wrote:underachiever

The teabagging facial trauma gave it away.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:13 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Mikey wrote:Consumer
I gathered as much from your avatar.

How many Jerry Ties do you own, Mikey? 5? 17?

Actually, I probably own 4 or 5 of them. Haven't bought any in quite some time, though.

They have some pretty cool patterns that tend to induce flashbacks, which can be quite pleasant if they come on at the right time. Sort of distracting when it happens at work.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:27 pm

Post Reader

SEC Ballsucking Homer · Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:30 pm

attorney

practice body for surgeons

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:04 pm

socal wrote:
Cuda wrote:underachiever
The teabagging facial trauma gave it away.

-25 for missing a Caddyshack reset, Spaulding

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:29 pm

Cooter Preference Test wrote:underachiever

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:34 pm

Mikey wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
Mikey wrote:Consumer
I gathered as much from your avatar.

How many Jerry Ties do you own, Mikey? 5? 17?
Actually, I probably own 4 or 5 of them. Haven't bought any in quite some time, though.

They have some pretty cool patterns that tend to induce flashbacks, which can be quite pleasant if they come on at the right time. Sort of distracting when it happens at work.

Real dead fans don't have ties.

Poseur.