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Some may feel that playing the day before would only serve to take the legs out from an already poor shooting team, but it will only PISS OFF THE MONSTER THAT IS KLEIZA!!!

Weep, denim-clad Sampson for your T. J. Maxx wardrobe will be sopping with sweat from the brow-beating of a thousand Hog Inseminator alumni of the "University" of Oklahoma. Like a cow getting its teats hooked up to a machine, just relax and accept your destiny of suck.

Pray to KLEIZA that he spares your program the shame of abject defeat. The poor JuCo transfers will come to know the taste of his elbows. You, Sampson, will have to find new JuCo half-wits to replace those that lose their teeth tomorrow. Watch the team and program you worked so hard on destroyed by one mere man. Witness the dreams of your children squashed beneath the foot of a man who cares little for anything other than the baketball, the basket and your failure.


FEAR FUCKING KLEIZA!!!
GO TIGERS!!!
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Care to offer up your next nic and avatard as a wager?
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LMAO

Win or lose, that was some some funny shit.

Rack the everliving fuck out of Dementedfelice.

Should be every bit the game worthy of prior epcot OU/MU battles in the conference tourney.

LET'S GO TIGERS!!!
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orcinus wrote:Care to offer up your next nic and avatard as a wager?
No, but a one week sig bet will suffice.

Glad you asked.
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You sure you want to go down this road again, Wags? The power to name the felice compels me, but now that you mention it, I just might be able to find my smile again and stabbath thee with a sig, as well.
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I'm a sucker for punishment.

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I do not fear Kleiza, but I DO respect him. He's a bald mother...

But I'm jus' talkin' about Linus.

Linus. The kid with the fuckin' blanket is gonna wreck shop against OU? Nah...

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orcinus wrote:Care to offer up your next nic and avatard as a wager?
The only thing a Mizzou grad has to say to an OU grad is "Is your 'barnyard-outhouse' stink s'posed repulse me, or is it s'posed to be quaint and add character"?
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up by one

the refs look at the Sooners saying "if we're going to make bad calls and ensure the big team gets a better tourney bid, you gots to make an effort."

sorry about all that KLEIZA interrupting your dreams, soonerfan.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:up by one

the refs look at the Sooners saying "if we're going to make bad calls and ensure the big team gets a better tourney bid, you gots to make an effort."

sorry about all that KLEIZA interrupting your dreams, soonerfan.
the Kleiza will be thwarted.
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defense, Jerry.
defense.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:Some may feel that playing the day before would only serve to take the legs out from an already poor shooting team, but it will only PISS OFF THE MONSTER THAT IS KLEIZA!!!

Weep, denim-clad Sampson for your T. J. Maxx wardrobe will be sopping with sweat from the brow-beating of a thousand Hog Inseminator alumni of the "University" of Oklahoma. Like a cow getting its teats hooked up to a machine, just relax and accept your destiny of suck.

Pray to KLEIZA that he spares your program the shame of abject defeat. The poor JuCo transfers will come to know the taste of his elbows. You, Sampson, will have to find new JuCo half-wits to replace those that lose their teeth tomorrow. Watch the team and program you worked so hard on destroyed by one mere man. Witness the dreams of your children squashed beneath the foot of a man who cares little for anything other than the baketball, the basket and your failure.


FEAR FUCKING KLEIZA!!!
GO TIGERS!!!
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SunCoastSooner wrote:Quinn whose your daddy?
Split series and one of the teams playing on no rest.

Hardly a "Who's Your Daddy" situation.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:Quinn whose your daddy?
Split series and one of the teams playing on no rest.

Hardly a "Who's Your Daddy" situation.
You should really check Quin's all time record vs. Sampson ;)
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:Quinn whose your daddy?
Split series and one of the teams playing on no rest.

Hardly a "Who's Your Daddy" situation.
You should really check Quin's all time record vs. Sampson ;)
#17 nationally almost losing to an NIT hopeful needs to check their pride.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: Split series and one of the teams playing on no rest.

Hardly a "Who's Your Daddy" situation.
You should really check Quin's all time record vs. Sampson ;)
#17 nationally almost losing to an NIT hopeful needs to check their pride.
Have you watched college basketball in o say the last 20 years, possibly. Thats an everyday occurance come tourny time, see UNC/Clemson. Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades we were playing with neither.
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SunCoastSooner wrote:Have you watched college basketball in o say the last 20 years, possibly. Thats an everyday occurance come tourny time
... or any time. The usual response is "shit that was close" and not "who's your daddy?"
Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades we were playing with neither.
or Bracket Committee selections for seeding, #4 seed Sooners.
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L,R Kleiza, MU Guards
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I am not going to say anything about the officiating, huh Frozen? :D

I hope Quinn is a Tiger forever though.
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Where would be the place that I collect my meds?

Great game.

Congrats Sooners.
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Believe the Heupel wrote:Oh, yeah-

Good game by the Tiggers. The officiating was fucking horrible on both sides of the court, and the Tiggers made the adjustment better than the Sooners did. I'm still amazed that a guy who has a) beaten the offensive player to the spot b) established vertical position and c) the bejesus knocked out of him by a lowered shoulder gets called for a block and fouled out.
This is getting old.

Do you ever manage to watch a game w/o a jaundiced eye toward the officials?

Quityer fucking crying about the refs.
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wags

isn't it frustrating seeing what Kleiza CAN do. Hopefully he has grown up the past month and is ready to be the dominant player he can be next year. He will be an All-American next year.



He has ALL the tools to be a goodin.





Also, how about some guard play and a Center!!! How long has the Center spot been a weak spot. Since the Haley twins, buwhahahaha!

That kid from Branson(?) whos playing for Arkansas would of fit this team to a tee, shot blocker extreme.
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Sorry BtH, case of mistaken identity and a case of Bud Lite will do that to a body. :oops:

Adel - yes I see what Kleiza can do. He's an absolute monster when he gets it rolling. Let's just hope he stays in school another year or two before going pro either in the NBA or Europe.

I also see what this team can do when properly motivated, but I knew they had the talent all along. It's just been a question of being disciplined and playing with-in the team framework, rather than as individuals.

You have to give Quinn some credit for that, albeit it took too damn long for it to happen. I think he's learned a lot this year.

I'm looking forward to making some noise in the NiT, and coming back strong next season.
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Oklahoma deserves no better than a 5 seed.
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Wags

i think MU is going on a trip to Springfield!



And they don;t want that trip. SMS plays their nuts off for their coach, its a bad matchup. the 2 St.Louis boys (maclin, CBC and Ahern,Desmet) can shoot and play gritty ball!




matchup made in hell!
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Adelpiero wrote: i think MU is going on a trip to Springfield!
Nah, I doubt it. I can see SMS going to Columbia though, where they'll get a rude welcome.

The NiT is all about selling tickets, and a brand spanking new arena will sell lots of them on short notice.

Take it to the bank.
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War Wagon wrote:
Adel - yes I see what Kleiza can do. He's an absolute monster when he gets it rolling. Let's just hope he stays in school another year or two before going pro either in the NBA or Europe.
Kinda makes you happy we're playing in the barely noticed NIT, don't it.


Hansbrough went off on top ranked Vashon last night and handed them their first loss. Good thing Hansbrough is going to be a Tarheel and not a Tiger.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:

Hansbrough went off on top ranked Vashon last night and handed them their first loss. Good thing Hansbrough is going to be a Tarheel and not a Tiger.
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