if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:02 pm

Dude lives about 10 minutes from our neighborhood in a community that builds on 1 acre lots. These lots have a ditch in the front of the property, so I guess it would be fitting to hammer a white wooden cross there.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:16 pm

If I had only 5 weeks left, I’d quit my job and post non-stop at T1B until I surpassed the post totals of Dinsdale, mvscal and BSmack so that I could die with some semblance of BODE. And I’d take Tardowen with me.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:18 pm

I wonder who from Roadhouse will be next?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:If I had only 5 weeks left, I’d quit my job and post non-stop at T1B until I surpassed the post totals of Dinsdale, mvscal and BSmack so that I could die with some semblance of BODE. And I’d take Tardowen with me.

You would never be able to do it. Dinsdale would reply to every one of your posts.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:21 pm

BSmack wrote:Dinsdale would reply to every one of your posts.

William Wallace thinks that is fucked.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:23 pm

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:If I had only 5 weeks left, I’d quit my job and post non-stop at T1B until I surpassed the post totals of Dinsdale, mvscal and BSmack so that I could die with some semblance of BODE. And I’d take Tardowen with me.
You would never be able to do it. Dinsdale would reply to every one of your posts.

I would smack him so severely that he’d put me on ignore.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:28 pm

WHEW--- I saw Jsc810 and "5 weeks to live" and thought--"uh-oh" !! Good to hear it's not you Jsc. Something tells me that posting a lot here would not be on my "bucket list" !

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:47 pm

The bad news comes in threes people.......

Houston, TX (AP) The famous actor Sam Elliot, known for his gritty roles in western movies to cult classic hits such as "the Big Lebowski" and "Roadhouse" died from complications yesterday from a vehicle accident on a Houston highway.

The fatal accident happened about 2 p.m. on Texas 6 near Old Katy Freeway. The victim has not been identified. It wasn't immediately known which vehicle the person was in.

The accident remains under investigation, officials said.

About 100 gallons of diesel fuel and gasoline were spilled into the nearby waterways as a result of the accident, officials said.

All north and southbound lanes on Texas 6 near the accident site will be closed until the investigation is completed and debris is removed, a Houston TranStar spokeswoman said.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:18 pm

Anyone got a line on Jenny Grey?

Is her nose still alive?

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I think "Jeff" was "trolling/lying".

You're still the same stupid shutyomouth I remember from a few years back :cry:

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:36 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I think "Jeff" was "trolling/lying".

You're still the same stupid shutyomouth I remember from a few years back :cry:

And you're still a fucking rut in the road that I pissed on, never knew, and didn't give a fuck about. You'll end up going Swayze and nobody will care.

The word 'fuck' makes you sound so awesome.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:52 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
The word 'fuck' makes you sound so awesome.

I think I do remember the first thread you made when you came here. Do you?

Of course not......

Your scrabble prowess is awesome....fuckin awesome...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:56 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:

Your scrabble prowess is awesome....fuckin awesome...

Kind of like your picture-posting prowess, Chuckles?

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:09 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:

Your scrabble prowess is awesome....fuckin awesome...
Kind of like your picture-posting prowess, Chuckles?

PB apparently dont like your family album with all the buttsecks in it....

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:28 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I think "Jeff" was "trolling/lying".

Ya got me!

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:38 pm

Sam Elliot will live to the age of 365. I thought Jsc was full of shit first so i added onto it, but then i heard the story on he radio and went doh!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:00 am

Yeah, sure he's responding "well".

A pancreatic cancer diagnosis is always a death sentence, unless they've come up with some new treatment procedure that's unheard of.

Good luck with that, Pat. Here's hoping you live to see another B-day or two, but the odds aren't favorable.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:27 am

Goober McTuber wrote:If I had only 5 weeks left, I’d quit my job and post non-stop at T1B until I surpassed the post totals of Dinsdale, mvscal and BSmack so that I could die with some semblance of BODE. And I’d take Tardowen with me.

Dins would outdie you in only 4 weeks.

His funeral box would be made with square-headed coffin screws.

Please tell me you knew this.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:30 pm

Jsc810 wrote:"Dirty Dancing" star Patrick Swayze is suffering from cancer, according to his physician, but is not in as dire condition other media outlets report. ... The actor's publicist issued a statement saying the actor is being treated for cancer, but is responding well to the treatment.

Not sure which to believe, but c'mon, Chip, you should've known better than to use the National Enquirer as your source. Aren't they the outfit that tells us Elvis is still alive, and married to a space alien?

War Wagon wrote:A pancreatic cancer diagnosis is always a death sentence, unless they've come up with some new treatment procedure that's unheard of.

Agreed, but I don't think it's necessarily the imminent death sentence we've been led to believe. My uncle lived nearly two years after being diagnosed with it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:41 pm

War Wagon wrote:Yeah, sure he's responding "well".

A pancreatic cancer diagnosis is always a death sentence, unless they've come up with some new treatment procedure that's unheard of.

Once again, Whitey is completely full of shit:

http://money.cnn.com/2008/03/02/news/co ... topstories" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

warren · Post by **warren** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:19 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
BSmack wrote:Dinsdale would reply to every one of your posts.

William Wallace thinks that is fucked.

I was just chiming in to rack your Earl Campbell reset, I haven't seen that in a while. Was that Nolan Cromwell that he put to waste?

I've forgotten.

On Swayze, another ex-Houstonian, that shit sucks man. I lost one of my best friends and surfing buddies to pancreatic cancer. He was a non-drinking, non-blunt blowing, no smoking pure athlete and the greatest guy in the world to everyone.

He just got to feeling bad and they diagnosed it and he was sent to Houston to MD Anderson Cancer Center and he was gone like that. Lickity fucking split. Enjoy every moment.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:05 pm

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Yeah, sure he's responding "well".

A pancreatic cancer diagnosis is always a death sentence, unless they've come up with some new treatment procedure that's unheard of.
Once again, Whitey is completely full of shit:

http://money.cnn.com/2008/03/02/news/co ... topstories" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Not entirely.

Jobs had a rare - and treatable - form of the disease.

Horseshit. Whitey claimed that pancreatic cancer was always (his emphasis) a death sentence. Entirely wrong.

And even if it weren't, how can you possibly argue that Whitey is not completely full of shit?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:11 pm

The Sam Elliot post had me going for a sec. I guess that's a rack for you

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:15 pm

I should have waited for Wolfman's reply in this thread.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:17 pm

I should have used a shittier actor in that movie and this thread would still be t's and p's for the guy

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:19 pm

if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

I tell ya what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Horseshit. Whitey claimed that pancreatic cancer was always (his emphasis) a death sentence. Entirely wrong.

And even if it weren't, how can you possibly argue that Whitey is not completely full of shit?

The problem we have here is stupid little fuckers like you don't understand basic terms like tumor as opposed to cancer. A tumor can be either benign or malignant. Cancer is always malignant. Malignant means its aggressive, unencapsulated and will spread via metastases.

Steve Jobs had a TUMOR that most likely was either a low-grade malignancy (slow growing and slow spreading) or benign (not cancerous)...it's hard to tell from the way the poorly written article reads. We don't know the malignant potential of the tumor nor the differentiation of it.

During a routine abdominal scan, doctors had discovered a tumor growing in his pancreas. While a diagnosis of pancreatic cancer is often tantamount to a swiftly executed death sentence, a biopsy revealed that Jobs had a rare - and treatable - form of the disease. If the tumor were surgically removed, Jobs' prognosis would be promising: The vast majority of those who underwent the operation survived at least ten years.

Sadly, Dirty Dancing has pancreatic cancer, which IS often a short term death sentence.

Thanks for helping the discussion though, White Noize.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:27 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Horseshit. Whitey claimed that pancreatic cancer was always (his emphasis) a death sentence. Entirely wrong.

And even if it weren't, how can you possibly argue that Whitey is not completely full of shit?

The problem we have here is stupid little fuckers like you don't understand basic terms like tumor as opposed to cancer.

During a routine abdominal scan, doctors had discovered a tumor growing in his pancreas. While a diagnosis of pancreatic cancer is often tantamount to a swiftly executed death sentence, a biopsy revealed that Jobs had a rare - and treatable - form of the disease. If the tumor were surgically removed, Jobs' prognosis would be promising: The vast majority of those who underwent the operation survived at least ten years.

Sadly, Dirty Dancing has pancreatic cancer, which IS often a short term death sentence.

“Is often” has an entirely different meaning from “always”, dumbfuck.

Jobs decided to employ alternative methods to treat his pancreatic cancer, hoping to avoid the operation through a special diet - a course of action that hasn't been disclosed until now.

You may now shut the fuck up, Chuckles.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:30 pm

Brock in Va Beach wrote:if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

I tell ya what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

I think I fucked up that opportunity this week, although time will tell.

Oh well -- they're a bit on the Wrangler-driving side.

Wouldn't have been the first time -- nor was it the first time I had the chance in my grasp, only to play it wrong.

Getting with two chicks isn't lame.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:38 pm

warren wrote:I was just chiming in to rack your Earl Campbell reset, I haven't seen that in a while. Was that Nolan Cromwell that he put to waste?

I've forgotten.

Isiah Robertson

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:56 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Horseshit. Whitey claimed that pancreatic cancer was always (his emphasis) a death sentence. Entirely wrong.

And even if it weren't, how can you possibly argue that Whitey is not completely full of shit?

Jesus fucking Christ, Perry Mason, how about if I had worded it nearly always?

Would that get your panties out of your crack?

My point was simply that I'd never heard of anyone surviving pancreatic cancer for long. But since I didn't qualify my statement for an anal retentive curmudgeon like yourself, you have to rush in here and post a link about one person who has thus far been an exception.

Good god almighty, hand the clown his whizzo button.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:12 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Horseshit. Whitey claimed that pancreatic cancer was always (his emphasis) a death sentence. Entirely wrong.

And even if it weren't, how can you possibly argue that Whitey is not completely full of shit?
Jesus fucking Christ, Perry Mason, how about if I had worded it nearly always?

Sorry, Whitey, but teaching you to write and speak clearly is an ongoing proposition.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:33 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Sorry, Whitey, but teaching you to write and speak clearly is an ongoing proposition.

Swayze has been undergoing treatment for the disease, Wolf confirmed in a statement. The National Cancer Institute estimates there will be 37,680 new cases of pancreatic cancer in 2008 with 34,290 deaths in the U.S.; only five percent of patients live more than five years after being diagnosed.

5% live beyond 5 years.....yeah, that's pretty much a death sentence.

You can STFU now White Noize.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:48 pm

Chuckles,

That still constitutes most of the time, NOT always. Whitey put particular emphasis on always which would be 100% of the time, which would result in a survival rate of 0%. Not sure why you folks are struggling so with the English language. Shocking that a tard like you would align himself with the intellectually bankrupt Whitey Wagon.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:04 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Chuckles,

That still constitutes most of the time, NOT always. Whitey put particular emphasis on always which would be 100% of the time, which would result in a survival rate of 0%. Not sure why you folks are struggling so with the English language. Shocking that a tard like you would align himself with the intellectually bankrupt Whitey Wagon.

Well that word ALWAYS is between you and him. I'm just telling you that you dont know WTF you're talking about.

I think that points been made pretty clearly.

If you knew you'd win betting on a horse 95% that would be pretty good, especially if you understand words like Confidence Intervals.

Stupid fucker.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:08 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Chuckles,

That still constitutes most of the time, NOT always. Whitey put particular emphasis on always which would be 100% of the time, which would result in a survival rate of 0%. Not sure why you folks are struggling so with the English language. Shocking that a tard like you would align himself with the intellectually bankrupt Whitey Wagon.

Well that word ALWAYS is between you and him.

Exactly. Not really sure why you felt the need to jump in and proclaim that you’re just as stupid as anyone else. Braggart.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Chuckles,

That still constitutes most of the time, NOT always. Whitey put particular emphasis on always which would be 100% of the time, which would result in a survival rate of 0%. Not sure why you folks are struggling so with the English language. Shocking that a tard like you would align himself with the intellectually bankrupt Whitey Wagon.

Well that word ALWAYS is between you and him.

Exactly. Not really sure why you felt the need to jump in and proclaim that you’re just as stupid as anyone else. Braggart.

How about this analogy.

95% of everything goober mcspank types is jibberish.

"Nearly Everything" fits that bill pretty well.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:19 pm

We’ve already documented your struggles with English, Chuckles. Not surprising that it appears as “jibberish” (sic) to you.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:25 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:We’ve already documented your struggles with English, Chuckles. Not surprising that it appears as “jibberish” (sic) to you.

wow spelling smak on a yiddish word....what's the ruling on this one?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:26 pm

That was more than spelling smack, you ignorant tard.