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It's Barry Switzer's world, and you are just living in it

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can i get a witness?

let it fly Horns.....everyone cheats to keep up with Texas...blah blah blah.

but this is a sick stat. Switzer was 18-1 in games decided by 3 points or less. that is ridiculous. i don't are how much you care paying players to keep up with Texas and selling vodka and fucking teenagers of both sexes, doing blow (true), and worshipping Satan. 18-1 in games decided by 3 points or less is ridiculous.

Nebraska fan will know the one loss, 1978. and if Sims doesn't fumble (not to discredit the play by the NU D), it's 19-0 and Billy wins the Heisman twice. and OU spanked Dr. Tom in the Orange Bowl that year. NU scores on a toss to Junior Miller in the closing seconds to make it seem close.


don't believe me, go count 'em at soonerstats.com. 1973-1989. 18-1, 4 ties.

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18-1 in games decided by 3 points or less. that's amazing.
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His record against some of the other coaching "greats" of the time was quite impressive.
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Not to mention he's responsible for the single greatest pick-up line I've ever heard...

I know this sounds asinine, but I'm not really prone to hyperbole, so just take me at my word... I was out drinking with Barry and others one night, and I saw him, drunk, talk to a couple of girls -- who approached HIM, by the way -- for a while, then invite them to have some beers, and, the next thing I know, he's leaning in, flirting a little... and I heard the greatest line ever:

"Have you ever f*cked a Super Bowl winning coach?"

Man. "Have you ever f*cked an All-State drummer and / or Rec League Hoops champion," just doesn't have the same ring at all.

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the_ouskull wrote:Not to mention he's responsible for the single greatest pick-up line I've ever heard...

I know this sounds asinine, but I'm not really prone to hyperbole, so just take me at my word... I was out drinking with Barry and others one night, and I saw him, drunk, talk to a couple of girls -- who approached HIM, by the way -- for a while, then invite them to have some beers, and, the next thing I know, he's leaning in, flirting a little... and I heard the greatest line ever:

"Have you ever f*cked a Super Bowl winning coach?"

Man. "Have you ever f*cked an All-State drummer and / or Rec League Hoops champion," just doesn't have the same ring at all.

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And? come on fucker, did he take them home or not?

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I assumed he took the_ouskull home. Was I totally offbase?
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WAZ!!


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Waz wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:Not to mention he's responsible for the single greatest pick-up line I've ever heard...

I know this sounds asinine, but I'm not really prone to hyperbole, so just take me at my word... I was out drinking with Barry and others one night, and I saw him, drunk, talk to a couple of girls -- who approached HIM, by the way -- for a while, then invite them to have some beers, and, the next thing I know, he's leaning in, flirting a little... and I heard the greatest line ever:

"Have you ever f*cked a Super Bowl winning coach?"

Man. "Have you ever f*cked an All-State drummer and / or Rec League Hoops champion," just doesn't have the same ring at all.

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And? come on fucker, did he take them home or not?

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Jesus CHRIST, man! There's just some things that you don't talk about in public!

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I think that the audience would agree with me there... :D

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...and, if he did, I wasn't around for it. I started chugging beers with a certain left-handed quarterback and chatting up a couple of people who have the same last name, and that same name appears of the back of a Heisman trophy and had to call for a ride home. Oh, and where did you AND Mo come from? Lol. Long time, no see, f*ckers.
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^^Awe Gil, just shut the fuck up!

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Skull I can't speak for Waz, but it goes like this

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Good to see you, Waz.
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Waz.....long time...:wink: Glad you are back.
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the_ouskull wrote:Not to mention he's responsible for the single greatest pick-up line I've ever heard...


"Have you ever f*cked a Super Bowl winning coach?"



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Classic.
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http://www.sportsline.com/columns/story/10255471

Gotta love that SEC.....Barry spends, barry wins.
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Amazing that UF wasnt on the List. or Arkansas. Gotta love the SEC ties w/ CBS.
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Cicero wrote:Amazing that UF wasnt on the List. or Arkansas. Gotta love the SEC ties w/ CBS.
Gotta love you are still a complete dumbfuck.....the top two teams were from the SEC....not to mention I think it involves the number of MAJOR infractions all sports as the main criteria.
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Oh I saw who the Top 2 were, but more should have def been included.

FSU's ordeal back in '93 pales in comparison to Tank Black's paying players in the mid 90's, and not too mention your boy Charlie Pell's transgressions.
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Cicero wrote:Oh I saw who the Top 2 were, but more should have def been included.

FSU's ordeal back in '93 pales in comparison to Tank Black's paying players in the mid 90's, and not too mention your boy Charlie Pell's transgressions.
Pales......Booby runs a dirty program......period.

PS We have been smacking you around. The last time you beat us was with an ACC crew that couldn't see the seven fumbles by your team. You made the list, we didn't.
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Bobby runs a dirty program? Yeah, UF is class personified. What a bunch of hypocrites you are.
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PSUFAN wrote:Good to see you, Waz.
ditto. we gonna fire up some drunken chat this year?
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Harvdog wrote:Waz.....long time...:wink: Glad you are back.
harvie. not really back. just a quick stop by.
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