If I could choose to look like anyone in this world...

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:56 am

....it would be this Arabic singer named Haifa Wehbe. I can't stop staring at how beautiful she is. I think she is the most PERFECT woman from a physical standpoint.

*sigh*

I don't wanna look in the mirror ever again.

420 · Post by **420** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:01 am

Chicks will always have self-esteem issues...and they'll want to fuck Jewish guys(cock size).

Life is a circle.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:12 am

Patsy, there are girls that have faces like that around here and probably in most places within 200 miles of the ocean everywhere.

Sure she's beautiful but she's just a number. What about that Armenian girl Brooke Burke? To me, she is perfect... (sans having two rug rats with another one due in a few weeks, being married and all).

Just enjoy the adorations you get here from the happy pig farmers who claim to have hot wives.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:15 am

Well I'm sure we all have ideals of what perfect beauty is and for some reason she strikes me as that.

On a lighter note, her personality absolutely CANNOT be as AWESOME as mine is! :P

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:25 am

Patsy, it's very cool that you can appreciate another woman's beauty and not feel so jealous that you hate her.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:31 am

Who? Brooke's?

If so, then that cements my opinion PrimeGax is indeed a certified homo.

Now Prime, the reinqueer are gone and I'm just fucking with you mmkay? Don't get defensive here.

Patsy, I'm telling you that there are plenty of girls you can face paint to get to look like that. Besides having huge breasts, a chick's eyes are what I notice first before the tonnage at the hips.

In fact, I met a big-hootied girl today with beautiful eyes and she must be 15 years younger than me. I have her number and I expect to be face deep in her boobies in two weeks when I have the time.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:35 am

Ha! I still don't understand mens' obsession with boobies. It's so easy to use them to our advantage though! ;)

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:40 am

To tell you the truth patsy, I prefer a tight C on a girl because the rest of the body tends to be slimmer. I don't like big sloppy DD's because you kinda laugh at them as they flatten out to the sides and bounce into their armpits.

This girl has a very firm DD rack so I need to take advantage while they're still young. They were just begging for attention.

Nothing like a 25 y/o with firm hooties wanting to go out.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:03 am

[quote="Atomic Punk"]Who? Brooke's?

If so, then that cements my opinion PrimeGax is indeed a certified homo.

Now Prime, the reinqueer are gone and I'm just fucking with you mmkay? Don't get defensive here.

AP, if that was directed at me, first of all I'm not PrimeX. My nic is Phoenix. And not as in -Rob, either. As in rising from the ashes.
Second, I'm female.

I just felt the need to clear that up.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:27 am

I wasn't addressing you PHX. I was talkin' to my main man Prime the Slime Gax. This is a different dealio because we be cool and shit.

Read a lot, then post once you feel informed. There is a lot of history on these faggot boards that you don't understand... yet.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:34 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I wasn't addressing you PHX. I was talkin' to my main man Prime the Slime Gax. This is a different dealio because we be cool and shit.

Read a lot, then post once you feel informed. There is a lot of history on these faggot boards that you don't understand... yet.

I know, I know, RMPL. Your reply followed mine so closely I thought it was to me. Apologies.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:39 am

Well introduce yourself PHX. Who are you and are you a legit poster or a troll of the damned? I'm all for having new posters here as the tard factory keeps sending internet access to many here.

You've risin from the dead or do you live in my old stomping grounds in AZ?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:45 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:do you live in my old stomping grounds in AZ?

Was that the 1 week or 3 week stint?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:56 pm

I still don't understand mens' obsession with boobies.

Hmmm...most girls I know appreciate a good rack.

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:56 pm

patsy stone wrote:Ha! I still don't understand mens' obsession with boobies. It's so easy to use them to our advantage though! ;)

You have better boobies than she does. And she isn't all that, btw. Too much makeup, needs to get that damn mole cut off her face, and a bit too foreign for me. (But sure, I'd do it.)

My point is that you don't have to worry about her.

Now can we see more pics of you? :D

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:59 pm

Phoenix wrote:Second, I'm female.

Yes you are. :D Where have you been, we've missed you.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:01 pm

pron wrote:and a bit too foreign for me.

If she is, then so am I. ;)

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:30 pm

I don't think so, post some pics and we'll let you know. :)

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:57 pm

Makeup can do amazing things. Take it off and I bet she is average. Your perfect Patsy. Don't change a thing.....

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:04 pm

SS got hotlink pwnd.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:08 pm

No, this is the most beautiful.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:08 pm

That's pretty funny!

EDIT: Not that stupid pic of me, the Hotlink PWN.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:11 pm

fixed.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:13 pm

Now we know what 'findafold got for Christmas.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:18 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:No, this is the most beautiful.

That seriously creeps me the fuck out.

Mirror image.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:19 pm

PrimeX wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:No, this is the most beautiful.

That seriously creeps me the fuck out.

I know. Good thing her plans to melt Toon Town were thwarted by the cartoon rabbit.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:20 pm

FACED!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:25 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
PrimeX wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:No, this is the most beautiful.

That seriously creeps me the fuck out.

I know. Good thing her plans to melt Toon Town were thwarted by the cartoon rabbit.

Twilight Zone reset, right? Damn that was a long time ago.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:25 pm

were they that big back in the day, Prime?

wait.

don't answer that.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:28 pm

Never mind...Roger Rabbit.

I was thinking of that Twilight Zone skit where the lady got stuck in Cartoon Land or some shit like that. I think it was the chick that does the Bart Simpson voice.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:10 pm

She's hot, but with that much makeup caked on her face, you know she's far from perfect.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:12 pm

Hey there Pron.

AP, as in risen from the ashes.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:12 pm

patsy stone wrote:....

it looks like part of her vagina is showing out of her pantalones.

patsy, youre perfect. ill see you later.- wacko's????

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:16 pm

bbqjones wrote:patsy, youre perfect. ill see you later.- wacko's????

Oh yeah cuz you know, I work there at night.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:18 pm

You have excellent taste in women patsy.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:20 pm

patsy stone wrote: Oh yeah cuz you know, I work there at night.

i was thinking more a late lunch. i think they have meatloaf just about everyday. depends on how many darks are working.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:22 pm

patsy stone wrote:

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is that the frank or the beans?

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:36 pm

Phoenix wrote:Hey there Pron.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:33 pm

that chick is nice, but, she needs to ease up on the racoon eye shadow.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:05 am

If this pic is true, Patsy...

[compliment]...then I would choose to look like the the inside of your D-cup...[/compliment]

'Sayin'...

T1B

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