Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust

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Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust

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From the Hater Nation

Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:

10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.

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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust

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BSmack wrote:3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
I laughed.
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BSmack wrote:From the Hater Nation

Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:

10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.

http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/
Would have been funny had they actually drafted Young.

Huff is the next Brian Dawkins of the league.
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Post by Aaron in Tucson »

What, do you write for that painfully unreadable fucking site?

You really thought that top 10 list was funny and worth dropping here?

Anyone remember the football forum when Bsnatch posted primarily on the general board and only occasionally posted his humorless horseshit here?

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Agreed.

That was so BSmack, though.

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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust

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jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:From the Hater Nation

Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:

10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.

http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/
Would have been funny had they actually drafted Young.

Huff is the next Brian Dawkins of the league.
How could your wife let you post that?

They weren't talking about Huff. They were talking about Young and the Titans. Not everything on that site is a blast on the Raiders.

BTW: When the fuck did Aaron turn into a humorless twat with a sore vagina?
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He puts his request in for jersey #420.

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