Everyone (sans Skins fans) get your asses in here

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:22 pm

For any of you who had formed your opinions last week about whether I had the balls to post after a Redskins loss, let there be no doubt because here the fuck I am. Let me make it very clear that I am here, I have not left the NFL boards and I am here whether the Redskins win or lose. Unfortunately certain fuckstains have chosen to get their panties in a bunch and post a bunch of horseshit, and after reading Tom's sig I decided I was going to address the entire NFL forum sans fellow Skins fans, but even Skins fans as well so they know I am a diehard and I do not back down from a bet or a challenge. After seeing the piss and drivel that some people posted last week, I'm not going to go through all the posts and respond to each one individually, I don't have that kind of time.

First off, props to the Chiefs, they outplayed us and they deserved to win. There were 3 key plays in the game, Holmes 60 yard TD, Green's scramble for a 1st down on 3rd and 11 that ended up leading to a TD, and obviously the crushing blow was Cartwright's fumble. Both teams played well but the Chiefs were better, and even though I didn't make a sig bet I will gladly accept any sig that Chief fan deems appropriate. I have much respect Chief fan on here which is why I want to make that offer, and show everyone else that I will man up and take my shit when the Redskins lose.

Now let me address Broncofan in regard to last week. Many of you misinterpreted my post following the Broncos win. Yes the Broncos won the game period and props to them, however Bronco fan (namely ICSF) decided decided to use it as an opportunity to trash the Redskins and say they were a piss poor team after all, which I decided to defend. The ONLY thing I will say is, offensively the Redskins are a better team than the Broncos, and probably a little better on defense as well, but the Broncos were the better team last Sunday by 2 points. Both teams played well, and I gave props to the Broncos and I even used ICSF's sig - mind you not the entire thing because while I will take any Skins loss like a man, many of you got pissy because I wouldn't lower myself to use ICSF's homo erotic references. Plus the fact that the entire sig wouldn't fit anyway because I did try it. I did give ICSF props, and last Sunday Shanny did outcoach Gibbs. And I invited all of Bronco nation to give me a sig mutually decided upon. Since I fully expect the Skins to beat the Whiners on Sunday, I will sport any sig that Chief fan gives me the rest of this week and then next week my sig will be open for any sig that Bronco fan wants to give me. As I said, I am HERE and I am not "hiding" as most of you have accused me of, and I am ready to bring it strong in proving that I DO NOT run from anything. If you notice, I STILL have the sig up giving Broncofan (and namely ICSF) props on their win last week. If I had wanted to, I could have decided not to use a sig at all and stay away from this place for several weeks. I DID NOT do that. YES, I know what a sig bet is, you use the sig that is given to you. Keep reading.......

If the Broncos had beaten the Redskins 28-10, I would have been right here to say it was a major ass kicking and we didn't have any business being on the same field with them. I think considering how much of a homefield advantage Mile High is, having a chance to tie the game against a very good Bronco team with 10 seconds left gave me confidence that the Redskins will be good this season. That is all I was saying and in my post last week and I wasn't dodging ANYTHING.

So Chief fan and Bronco fan, I'm waiting for your sigs, bring it strong or don't bring it at all and I will be right here waiting for it to take my shit like a man.

But if that isn't good enough and you feel the urge to pile on more, get it out of your system. I called everyone out so let it commence if you tards need to slam me more - I'm here to take it and I'm NOT going anywhere.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:32 pm

Jeff 2K5 wrote: and even though I didn't make a sig bet I will gladly accept any sig that Chief fan deems appropriate.

Uh, did you forget about this?

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
icantstopfarting wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote: I'm not going to lower myself and respond to the mindless, babbling garbage that ICSF posted.
Run bitch run.

:roll:

If you don't have the sack to respond how about a sig bet then?
Let's rock. :twisted:

Quit being a sackless pussy and wear the damn sig. Tom wore it, so any bullshit about it not fitting is exactly that... Bullshit!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:51 pm

Hey pusscake, the sig fits. :roll:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:03 pm

poptart wrote:Hey pusscake, the sig fits. :roll:

Is this is going to turn out like that episode of Happy Days where everybody wears leather jackets to back up The Fonz?

That episode rocked.

Solo · Post by **Solo** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:04 pm

I wasn't dodging ANYTHING.

Then pay up.

edit: poptart beat me to it.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:05 pm

Jeff, you are the biggest puss on this board. Nice way to represent Foreskinfan.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:11 pm

Aye!!!

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:21 pm

What is Fonzie, a fucking pirate?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:24 pm

Headhunter wrote:What is Fonzie, a fucking pirate?

Whooa!

sin

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:25 pm

What a moist, bleeding vagina you are jeff.

Im sure your GF is proud to have a man with whom she can share her tampax and summers eve with. Pussy.

Mouthfuck the nearest shotgun immediately you fucking welcher. TIA.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:28 pm

You know Jeff, as heartfelt as that "explanation" was it means jack shit.

The real problem as I see it is that you've lost whatever semblence of credibility you might have once had with members of the forum. Trust me, that's much worse than wearing some contrived sig for a week.....

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:29 pm

SHITTINGS!

Don't give into these pussies kcdave2K5.

GOUT!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:52 pm

You once welched on a sig, Paul.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:04 pm

poptart wrote:You once welched on a sig, Paul.

Paul tries not to remeber that one .

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:05 pm

drummer wrote:
poptart wrote:You once welched on a sig, Paul.
Paul tries not to remeber that one .

BEATINGS........

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:20 pm

Jeff 2K5 wrote:.... and after reading Tom's sig I decided I was going to address the entire NFL forum sans fellow Skins fans, but even Skins fans as well so they know I am a diehard and I do not back down from a bet or a challenge.

This SIG is mine because I lost a sig bet. That means I transferred any and all control over what's in the SIG to the person with whom the bet was made.

orc, took my inclination to:

1. Back you up.
2. Wear the o.g. ICSF sig along with you as a sign of solidarity among Skins fans.

And decided to craft a sig to get to you as well as gloat over the KC victory. As you'll notice ALL Skins fans that made a SIG bet for the Chiefs vs. Skins game, are wearing the same sig and avatar.

Good Luck with the crowd here.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:20 pm

Felix wrote:
drummer wrote:
poptart wrote:You once welched on a sig, Paul.
Paul tries not to remeber that one .
BEATINGS........

Exactly.

Get your pork rind ass the fuck out of the room and let the adults speak KC YesDear V2.0

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:26 pm

Link to Skins fans owning up to the bet and getting their new avs and sigs.

viewtopic.php?t=10360

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:33 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
poptart wrote:You once welched on a sig, Paul.
Yes I did Pops, but I atoned for it and made it right.

CONVENIENTLY forgot that part, didn'tcha?

Perhaps you could outline how you atoned for it so that Jeff2K5 can do the same.

After all, we're almost brothers seeing as both our teams use names heralding and giving homage to our Native American brethren.

:)

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:33 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
poptart wrote:You once welched on a sig, Paul.
Yes I did Pops, but I atoned for it and made it right.

Bullshit.

Why dont we ask the guy who you fucking welched on if you ever made it right.....

Dallasfanatic, Your thoughts?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:39 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Yes I did Pops, but I atoned for it and made it right.
Bullshit.

Why dont we ask the guy who you fucking welched on if you ever made it right.....

Dallasfanatic, Your thoughts?
GODDAMN you're a stupid mother fucker Jamika. :roll:

It was NYEMAN that I made that sig bet with, you horsecock-slurping cumgurgler.

Then we'll add DF to this list of other peeps you welched on-because I remember laughing my ass off to him dropping the "Rupaul Walker Lindh" for you to sport as a sig-and you crying like the cream filled cunt you are and refusing to wear it.

Eat a dick Kool Aid man, you're a fucking welching piece of hardened dogshit like Jackedoff 2K5men

G.O. · Post by **G.O.** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:49 pm

do i really have to read all this to catch up on whats going on? anybody got the cliffs notes? looks as if ICSF is involved, so it must be a good read...

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:51 pm

The whole point of a sig on the losing end of a sig bet is take to make the poster and their squad look bad... Not taking the sig as it was given to you is a sign of what a huge fuckin' pussy you really are and you instantaly shot past every tard on this board right to the top of the list... Way to go ya fuckin' douche!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:26 pm

quit sugarcoating it BB

tell us how you really feel.......

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:34 pm

Grego, no cliffs notes needed. Its just time to throw down on behalf of a fellow 'Skinsfan.

Late, (with apologies to Tom and Jeff) but IN.

velocet

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:44 pm

You'd be smart to eject velocet. You and maybe BD, are the only two skinsfan I can read on this board. Please don't make me lump you into the likes of Jerkoff2Kidporn.

:D

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:14 pm

Divide and conquer much, DF?

Right back atcha as far as Dallass fans go, but you gotta understand, almost ALL of those of your ilk on these boards were as a much a pleasant surprise as I could imagine upon discovery. The Dallass fans I've known in person in this area to a dork have all been bandwagoneers in excess. Their football knowledge in toto could be summed up as a few words like "Emmitt", "Aikman" and of course, "Irvin". Some of the more advanced ones could pronounce "Novacek" and "Moose". Finding out that there are actually fans of your team that know the game and some of the history was particularly nice. Anyway...

Smacking uphill on behalf of someone else is pretty much usually a lost cause at the outset, but the option you present is to anyone worthy of their posts an odious one at best.

velocet

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:35 am

Great thread, Jeff.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:40 am

You act like this piece of shit is going to make it back into this thread. He'll hide and do the occasional drive by but will never stick around and acknowledge his beatings.

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:23 am

I can see this is a feeling out thread from Jeff.

Kinda a shame too, because the Skins lost 2 tight road games, and now have an easy week..

Jeff throw your occasional post up when you're winning, and when you loose do your Huodini act.

You get no respect here

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:07 am

Welch 2K5 wrote:...and even though I didn't make a sig bet I will gladly accept any sig that Chief fan deems appropriate. I have much respect Chief fan on here which is why I want to make that offer, and show everyone else that I will man up and take my shit when the Redskins lose...

Nicely done, Jeff. Way to "man up". BTW, here's your sig - a sig that this "chief fan deems appropriate":

Although my sexual, financial, and physical failures as a man are legendary they have helped prepare me for yet another sorry season as a Foreskin fan. I now realize that Gibbs is completely senile and can't hold a candle to Shanny as a coach. Allow me to put aside my blatant homosexual attraction to ICSF long enough to rack him for being correct about this game.

Happy trails, motherfucker. I Can't Stop Masturbating only requested a week; ChiefFan - and this Board - requires a month.

Oh... You lookin' to welch again?!

Then eject. Now. Forever.

Loser.

'Cuz from this point on...

Your words here mean exactly dick.

"Props" to you for attaining rare Triple Crown status: Board pariah, Cryin' Ryan frontrunner, and Welch of BEB-ian proportions.

Solo · Post by **Solo** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:07 am

jackass007 wrote:Jeff throw your occasional post up when you're winning, and when you loose do your Huodini act.

You get no respect here

The sad part is all welchy2k5 had to do is wear the sig for one fucking post and nobody would've noticed his disappearing act.

Rack Truman!

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:27 am

velocet wrote:Late, (with apologies to Tom and Jeff)...

Not to mention good ol' Truman in KC.

Where the Hell were you last week, Vel? You flip on the TV last Sunday and discover, "Aw, heck, we're playin' the Chiefs"? Dern, and here I was lookin' for the rare opportunity to mix it up with the Varsity...

Word to the wise, Vel: Save your keystrokes. Every fanbase has its Kaley, and Jeffy has more than earned his trip to the woodshed.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:02 am

Jeff 2K5 wrote:Both teams played well but the Chiefs were better, and even though I didn't make a sig bet I will gladly accept any sig that Chief fan deems appropriate. I have much respect Chief fan on here which is why I want to make that offer, and show everyone else that I will man up and take my shit when the Redskins lose.

You said a mouthful there. Gotta think its all mouth, and that once again, you will put your foot in your mouth, but I will play along.

I still think you are a bet welching puss, but Im also the forgiving type.

You have so "much respect for Chief fan?" You willing to do whatever "Chief fan deems appropriate," ...... ???

Fine by me. Sport the following sig, in every post you make on this board, until Week 7 of NEXT season. One full year. I think that is a fair amount of time for you to get the point, and for everyone else to get off your ass. OK ..... here goes ....... copy and paste the following .....

I am a piece of shit.
I welch on bets.
NEVER bet with me, as I will not pay up.
While I once had a problem posting anything homophobic in a sig bet, I am now more than happy to admit I would suck a dick, lick off every drop, then use that lube for my own ass, while you reload and prepare to fire nut 2 in my brown eye.
Little girls are nice, but little boys are better.
I am such a fucking loser, I have agreed to post this sig for one year, instead of just ejecting, and getting out while the getting is good .....

I am a Chief fan, Jeff. Gonna be true to your word, or puss out once again?

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:13 am

Looks like shit, smells like shit... what you say Scott?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:33 am

I say I've got a pic from Dick's Last Resort and I'm not afraid to use it.

I also say I'm in South Dakota, drunker than fucking Tonto at an all you can drink kimsombe buffet.

I also say I love to shoot fucking pheasants, but thatb goes without saying......

Jeff 2K5 wrote:For any of you who had formed your opinions last week about whether I had the balls to post after a Redskins loss, let there be no doubt because here the fuck I am. Let me make it very clear that I am here, I have not left the NFL boards and I am here whether the Redskins win or lose. Unfortunately certain fuckstains have chosen to get their panties in a bunch and post a bunch of horseshit, and after reading Tom's sig I decided I was going to address the entire NFL forum sans fellow Skins fans, but even Skins fans as well so they know I am a diehard and I do not back down from a bet or a challenge. After seeing the piss and drivel that some people posted last week, I'm not going to go through all the posts and respond to each one individually, I don't have that kind of time.

First off, props to the Chiefs, they outplayed us and they deserved to win. There were 3 key plays in the game, Holmes 60 yard TD, Green's scramble for a 1st down on 3rd and 11 that ended up leading to a TD, and obviously the crushing blow was Cartwright's fumble. Both teams played well but the Chiefs were better, and even though I didn't make a sig bet I will gladly accept any sig that Chief fan deems appropriate. I have much respect Chief fan on here which is why I want to make that offer, and show everyone else that I will man up and take my shit when the Redskins lose.

Now let me address Broncofan in regard to last week. Many of you misinterpreted my post following the Broncos win. Yes the Broncos won the game period and props to them, however Bronco fan (namely ICSF) decided decided to use it as an opportunity to trash the Redskins and say they were a piss poor team after all, which I decided to defend. The ONLY thing I will say is, offensively the Redskins are a better team than the Broncos, and probably a little better on defense as well, but the Broncos were the better team last Sunday by 2 points. Both teams played well, and I gave props to the Broncos and I even used ICSF's sig - mind you not the entire thing because while I will take any Skins loss like a man, many of you got pissy because I wouldn't lower myself to use ICSF's homo erotic references. Plus the fact that the entire sig wouldn't fit anyway because I did try it. I did give ICSF props, and last Sunday Shanny did outcoach Gibbs. And I invited all of Bronco nation to give me a sig mutually decided upon. Since I fully expect the Skins to beat the Whiners on Sunday, I will sport any sig that Chief fan gives me the rest of this week and then next week my sig will be open for any sig that Bronco fan wants to give me. As I said, I am HERE and I am not "hiding" as most of you have accused me of, and I am ready to bring it strong in proving that I DO NOT run from anything. If you notice, I STILL have the sig up giving Broncofan (and namely ICSF) props on their win last week. If I had wanted to, I could have decided not to use a sig at all and stay away from this place for several weeks. I DID NOT do that. YES, I know what a sig bet is, you use the sig that is given to you. Keep reading.......

If the Broncos had beaten the Redskins 28-10, I would have been right here to say it was a major ass kicking and we didn't have any business being on the same field with them. I think considering how much of a homefield advantage Mile High is, having a chance to tie the game against a very good Bronco team with 10 seconds left gave me confidence that the Redskins will be good this season. That is all I was saying and in my post last week and I wasn't dodging ANYTHING.

So Chief fan and Bronco fan, I'm waiting for your sigs, bring it strong or don't bring it at all and I will be right here waiting for it to take my shit like a man.

But if that isn't good enough and you feel the urge to pile on more, get it out of your system. I called everyone out so let it commence if you tards need to slam me more - I'm here to take it and I'm NOT going anywhere.

I didsn't read this.

Jeff still isn't wearing the Pink P of pussification so fuck him, fuck you and fuck any rooster that dares get within 40 yds of my thick, veiny 12 ga. lead spewing projectile launching cock killer.

Unwar Sig Bet Welchers and hair gel

War real men, hunting and killing their own dinner and washing it down with Chivas.

Fags.

G.O. · Post by **G.O.** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:54 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:You'd be smart to eject velocet. You and maybe BD, are the only two skinsfan I can read on this board. Please don't make me lump you into the likes of Jerkoff2Kidporn.

:D

rubbish! you know you like my rants.

velocet, jeff i'm IN!

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:33 pm

Might as well start with an easy mark...

MMMBarley wrote:The whole point of a sig on the losing end of a sig bet is take to make the poster and their squad look bad... Not taking the sig as it was given to you is a sign of what a huge fuckin' pussy you really are and you instantaly shot past every tard on this board right to the top of the list... Way to go ya fuckin' douche!

Sure Jeff fukked up. We all know and acknowledge that. But it was an anomaly. Jeff has been a mainstay and deserves a little benefit of the doubt, at least from other 'Skins faithful...

Which brings us to the ulterior motive you have in piling on: you are totally relieved that someone else, even if it is because of an isolated event, makes you look better for once. Nice.

You and Jimmy the Weak better come up with something because when the first game smack starts up I'll be there and merciless. Sucks for you douchebags that you're eagle fans.

velocet

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:45 pm

velocet wrote: Sure Jeff fukked up. We all know and acknowledge that.

Everyone acknowledges it except for JEFF, and that is the obvious problem.

He pussed out in utterly laughable fashion, but then took it even further, starting a thread telling all to 'get out asses in' so he could lecture us on the matter.

Fuck Jeff, COMPLETE loser he is.

While your loyalty is admirable, it is HORRIBLY misguided, velo.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:48 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:You act like this piece of shit is going to make it back into this thread. He'll hide and do the occasional drive by but will never stick around and acknowledge his beatings.

Oh yeah? Doesn't matter, if dude's down, he should stay that way for awhile. In the meantime, I'll be here. So run smack if you and your tireless 0h-0h-7-boys-jackass are game. I'm thinking not, but surprise me.

Speaking of the little guy...

halfass007 wrote:You get no respect here

WTF do you know about respect? Like when you posted that Purplerox sucked cuz he posted like a 13 year old... in the thread announcing his death? You never give any worth shit, and that sums up why YOU get none (probably in more ways than one).

Truman,

You got a milk carton av signifying your absences and you're asking me where have I been? Good one, I'll have to remember that!

and kcdave... your demands are impossible.

velocet

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