Doom

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:13 am

Deutsche Bank
Morgan Stanley
JPMorgan

All flashing major warning signs in the last couple of days.

Deutsche Bank will exit global equities business and slash 18,000 jobs in sweeping overhaul
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/07/deutsch ... -bank.html

The scene at Deutsche Bank buildings around the world may look eerily familiar to those on Wall Street
impacted by the financial crisis more than a decade ago...

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/08/axed-de ... -hand.html

Weaker growth will offset a Fed rate cut—so sell stocks, warns Morgan Stanley

Our call of the day though, kicks things off with a warning from Morgan Stanley which is “putting our money
where our mouth is” and downgrading global equities to underweight from equal-weight.

Here’s why: ‘The most straightforward reason for the shift is simple—we project poor returns,” said Andrew
Sheets and a team of strategists.

“There comes a point for every analyst where you need to change your forecast or change your view. We’re
doing the latter,” wrote Sheets and team.

Morgan Stanley is expecting a rate cut, but Sheets argues history shows that when central banks cut because
growth is weak, it is the weakness that matters more for stocks in the end.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/weake ... 2019-07-08

JPMorgan Sees Rising Risk of Bond Tantrum That Could Hit Stocks

There’s a significant risk of an abrupt sell-off in the bond market, which could also engulf stocks,
according to JPMorgan Chase & Co.
The evidence “points to significant risk of an abrupt bond reversal going forward,” the JPMorgan
team wrote. “Any abrupt selloff is unlikely to be favorable to equities given the support that equity
markets received from the strong rally in bond markets in recent months.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... hit-stocks

Enjoy!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:15 am

We were warned.

We didn't listen.

FADE TO BLACK

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:17 am

It's the final countdown!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:23 am

Hey 'tart, if we meet up by the escape pods, I packed some extra Capri Suns and Rice Krispie squares for you and the fam.

#world-on-fire

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:35 am

Pops gets a hard on every time he sees a headline that might indicate what he's been unsuccessfully predicting for the past 20 years or so.

If he gets it right even once, I guess he can take a victory lap. I won't hold my breath.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:39 am

MEMO TO MARTY: ~ if you see Mikey running to the escape pods, lock the doors

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:51 am

18,000 jobs is a LOT of fucking blood. If that was a US bank we'd be panicking.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:54 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:13 am Doom

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:16 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:23 am Hey 'tart, if we meet up by the escape pods, I packed some extra Capri Suns and Rice Krispie squares for you and the fam.

Rice Krispie squares!

Wonderful!

Just please don't lace them with anything.

I must have all my faculties about me as I try to navigate through the dark and perilous days that are now on our doorstep.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:20 am

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:35 amIf he gets it right even once, I guess he can take a victory lap.

Deutsche, Morgan, and JP can take the lap.

They are calling it.

I am reporting news, seeing as Sudden Spam is slow on this one.

#apocalypse

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:27 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:16 am Just please don't lace them with anything.

It's cool, 'tart. You can trust me.

Be careful about what you accept from strangers. What starts off as an innocent drink could end up with you naked and crying, curled up in a fetal position in the corner of the sauna...

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:29 am

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:36 am

Once of my all-time favorite scenes...

His hair was perfect!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:34 am

Deutsche Bank

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/char ... nley+stock

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:54 am

Iran's future for fucking with the beast.. IDF

This won't end well for the Persians.

the truth

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:21 am

Barry is poised to bend its way right up Nawlin's ass.

Lots of rain in the forecast. :)

NO will sink into the Gulf or Mexico.
Cali will break off into the Pacific.
The markets will crater.

Russian subs will attack when the nation is vulnerable.

It's all coming together.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:16 pm

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:56 pm

Hang tight, Jsc.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:49 pm

In New Orleans, neither mandatory nor voluntary evacuations have been ordered, as the city's mayor, Latoya Cantrell, advised residents to shelter in place. Cantrell said the city only enacts evacuations for hurricanes of Category 3 force or higher, according to the Saffir-Simpson Scale. "Therefore, sheltering in place is our strategy," the mayor told reporters at a news conference on Thursday.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather- ... t/70008788

Hmmm...

Barry is poised to be a major RAIN event, not a SURGE event.

Is "shelter in place" really wise advice?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:25 pm

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:16 pm

I was out of the country so maybe I missed it but did Pops doom and gloom for the first week of July come to pass? His pimping of Barry under the doom title also never came to pass.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:43 pm

It did come true. The red menace is still alive.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:43 am

Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:16 pm I was out of the country so maybe I missed it but did Pops doom and gloom for the first week of July come to pass? His pimping of Barry under the doom title also never came to pass.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:30 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:43 am

Shit barometer

Greatest show ever

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:31 pm

I asked a question, 'tard.

Why didn't you post a take -----> before the fact?

Lacking nuts.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:18 am

poptart wrote:NO will sink into the Gulf or Mexico.
Cali will break off into the Pacific.
The markets will crater.

Russian subs will attack when the nation is vulnerable.

It's all coming together.

Give it a little more time.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jul 17, 2019 2:27 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:18 am Give it a little more time.

The stock market is definitely due for a correction the longer than Trump is in office.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:01 am

The head of the #ROK national security office is presiding over an emergency meeting being held
in an underground bunker of the presidential compound in Seoul after the #DPRK fires more
projectiles into the sea. https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN2019080600 ... tion=nk/nk … #Korea

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1158516289285107713

an emergency meeting being held in an underground bunker

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:27 am

Emails!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:56 am

FEMA Will Conduct A Nationwide Emergency Alert Test On August 7

There’s no need to lunge for the storm shelter when those annoying screeches belt out on televisions and radios
across the country at 2:20 PM EDT on August 7. It’s just a test....

https://www.forbes.com/sites/dennismers ... f795a54453

ARE YOU SURE?!?!?!

STORM SHELTER?!?!?!

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:26 am

911 was real and not a reason to fuck regular everyday people over.
I promise.

Sin,
88BushSuckingHoars

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:26 pm

Bloat wrote:So let me guess - the market has a bad day, and old fucked flat guy says “see”?

Guess again, dipshit.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:56 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:26 am 911 was real and not a reason to fuck regular everyday people over.
I promise.

Sin,
88BushSuckingHoars

Please, 9-11 or 9/11 is the proper nomenclature. 911 is the emergency telephone number.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:30 pm

Fat
Stupid
Yellow
Dog

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 5:46 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:26 am 911 was real and not a reason to fuck regular everyday people over.
I promise.

Sin,
88BushSuckingHoars
Please, 9-11 or 9/11 is the proper nomenclature. 911 is the emergency telephone number.

Nobody cares anymore.

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:32 am

US officials expecting Iran to launch rocket in coming days

Washington(CNN) The US government is in possession of classified imagery that shows Iran is getting ready to launch a rocket
as soon as next week that the Iranians claim will put a peaceful satellite into orbit, but that the US sees as furthering Tehran's
missile development, multiple US officials tell CNN.

While Tehran claims the launch is for peaceful purposes, it's a program that utilizes the same technology that would be needed
for an intercontinental ballistic missile -- the type that could someday strike the US.

Iranian missile launches are not barred under the 2015 nuclear deal that Tehran signed with the US, Russia, China, Germany,
France, the United Kingdom and European Union. Iran is still largely, but not completely, adhering to the deal, which the US
left in May 2018.

But a United Nations resolution passed when the parties forged the international deal calls upon Iran "not to undertake any
activity related to ballistic missiles designed to be capable of delivering nuclear weapons, including launches using such
ballistic missile technology." The Trump administration...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/08/16/poli ... OZU8zp1Tno

Doom!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:41 am

Jews Gone Wild!

#BREAKING
#Israel is conducting Airstrikes in #Gaza.
The #IDF just conducted airstrikes in Northern #Gaza.

https://twitter.com/Deven_Intel/status/ ... 2715496449

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:14 pm

Iran says oil tanker struck by missiles off Saudi Arabian coast
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/iran-says ... -1.5317528?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/iran-says ... 28?cmp=rss

#doom

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:23 pm

Trump is dragging his feet on a war with Iran...and you're not okay with that.
Got it.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 3:06 am

Nice little doom update here...

https://beta.sam.gov/opp/844a15b48a8546 ... rue&page=1

The ceiling for each of the contracts will be increased from $610 million to $1.220 billion (an increase of $610 million each).

Whatever "doom" FEMA previously anticipated for 2020 abruptly doubled (as far as possible funds needed to deal with it) as of January 15th.

Up from around 2 billion dollars to around 4 billion dollars.

What "doom" are they expecting?

Enjoy!