The NBA Playoffs... begin.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat May 04, 2019 5:24 am

Double ot

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat May 04, 2019 5:39 am

triple ot... unreal

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat May 04, 2019 5:54 am

4th ot... 1st time in NBA History.

Unreal.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun May 05, 2019 5:20 am

Golden Shower gets their stool pushed in by the Socket Rockets.

Too funny...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon May 06, 2019 6:12 am

The Joker

Ass fucks California's Canada... and reclaims home court advantage.

If you have a team in the NBA playoffs... your state can read and write and a majority of the population does not live in trailer parks.

Simply the best sport in the World.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue May 07, 2019 4:57 pm

<crickets chirping>
Hello? Hello?
/snicker

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed May 08, 2019 4:53 am

The Joker up to his old tricks.

Crushes California's Canada while they shit the bed.

Portland is done.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 08, 2019 5:55 pm

Nobody cares. And when you're talking about Toolio, you're talking about the ultimate nobody.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu May 09, 2019 5:20 am

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:55 pm Nobody cares. And when you're talking about Toolio, you're talking about the ultimate nobody.

Nobody cares about losers in their 70's... That wear Speedo's, send pics to men on the internet and post about sports they know nothing about.

You're the only person on this board... that can't say... At least I'm not AP!

Your post in the speedo... was so bad, we should all be saying... At least we're not Goober "the fat grandpa from the land of Cannibals ".

You seriously sent this board a pic of yourself in a speedo on the beach while your're in your 70's... for other men to see ?

Unreal

What a mess.

The Dynasty

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 09, 2019 1:03 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:20 am Nobody cares about losers in their 70's... That wear Speedo's, send pics to men on the internet and post about sports they know nothing about.

0 for 4, all in one sentence. Nice work, tard.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri May 10, 2019 5:52 am

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 1:03 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:20 am Nobody cares about losers in their 70's... That wear Speedo's, send pics to men on the internet and post about sports they know nothing about.
0 for 4, all in one sentence. Nice work, tard.

In your 70's... we've seen your pic... check

Wear's chick "underwear" and post's the pics for men at T1b... trying to get with men... check

The only sport you know... is men in chicks underwear trying to get with men... check.

Blazers... take it to 7.

Good times.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat May 11, 2019 3:35 am

Warriors came up huge tonight on the road without Durant.
Fuck Houston.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat May 11, 2019 6:48 am

The Dynasty

There's a reason why Steph Curry is a ... 2 time MVP... and 3 time World Champion.

He's the best player in the WORLD.

The Warriors are 26-1... when Steph plays without "Durantuala/ the Slim-Reaper" due to injury.

The Warriors have a losing record when Curry is injured and Durantuala plays without him.

From the "Streets of San Francisco"...

One of the best voices I've ever heard... and I've heard them all LIVE.

From Freddie Mercury to Grace Slick.

San Francisco's own.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat May 11, 2019 5:46 pm

In one thread, you've posted a video by John Tesh, and possibly the worst song ever recorded that isn't in Screwey's collection.

Dude...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun May 12, 2019 4:31 am

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 5:46 pm In one thread, you've posted a video by John Tesh, and possibly the worst song ever recorded that isn't in Screwey's collection.

Dude...

Huh?

Your reaching "Porky" levels of dementia.

If you don't think she has one of the most amazing voices EVER... you've lost your mind.

She writes her own check... and turns down jobs because EVERYONE wants her voice on their records.

Do some research. I NEVER thought you were "Porky level stupid" but, hey.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun May 12, 2019 4:51 am

That being said... does the lizard have a game on the road left in him ?

Cal's Jason Kidd... says he's the best point guard to EVER come out of the town.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun May 12, 2019 9:42 pm

Got a wild one going on at the Pepsi Center.

Who wants to be the sacrificial lamb... to the Gods?

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon May 13, 2019 2:09 am

Soft touch.
Pretty sweet.

Actually the acrobatic reverse "lay-up" he made in the 2nd quarter might have been more incredible.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon May 13, 2019 7:07 am

And so it is... California's Canada will be the sacrificial lambs.

Unfortunate, that C. Canada's best player... grew up 1 block away from his favorite team (the Warriors) growing up as a kid and has to play them.

The irony... this is the last year the Warriors will be playing in Oracle... before they head back home to "The City".

Nate the Great !!!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon May 13, 2019 11:47 am

Nate Thurmond is an afterthought, as are you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 14, 2019 8:13 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 5:52 am
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 1:03 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:20 am Nobody cares about losers in their 70's... That wear Speedo's, send pics to men on the internet and post about sports they know nothing about.
0 for 4, all in one sentence. Nice work, tard.

In your 70's... we've seen your pic... check

Wear's chick "underwear" and post's the pics for men at T1b... trying to get with men... check

The only sport you know... is men in chicks underwear trying to get with men... check.

Blazers... take it to 7.

Good times.

Followed up by 0 for 3. Continue flailing, tard.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed May 15, 2019 6:05 am

Game 1 was a Smoke Show.

"Dame doesn't deserve this abuse!"

Maybe one day he can come home.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm

Haven't watched an NBA game yet. Stanley Cup has been awesome. 15 overtime games so far. The best professional championship by far.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu May 16, 2019 6:28 am

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm Haven't watched an NBA game yet.

Then you shouldn't be posting in an NBA thread... unless you're not getting enough attention at home or with the rest of your posts on the board.

By the way, the (Frozen Tundra Finals) is underway and a nice comeback by the Cannibals... "We The North" had a nice lead til "The Claw" and the North ran out of gas.

Not impressed by either of these sacrificial lambs... to the Gods.

We the Gods..

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu May 16, 2019 4:27 pm

Barring a devastating injury to KD or Steph, yeah, GS is gonna win it all.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri May 17, 2019 3:37 am

It simply doesn't get any better than that.

Off to California's Canada.

The Gods come through again.

The Splash Brothers

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 17, 2019 2:01 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2019 6:28 am
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm Haven't watched an NBA game yet.

Then you shouldn't be posting in an NBA thread... unless you're not getting enough attention at home or with the rest of your posts on the board.

And your NBA thread should be in the NBA forum. As long as it resides in Cul de Smack, it is fair game.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 am

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm Haven't watched an NBA game yet. Stanley Cup has been awesome. 15 overtime games so far. The best professional championship by far.

Totally agree.
And it's nice to see athletes who can get up off the floor without help from their teammates.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sat May 18, 2019 2:29 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm Haven't watched an NBA game yet. Stanley Cup has been awesome. 15 overtime games so far. The best professional championship by far.

That deserves a rack.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat May 18, 2019 10:17 pm

ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 am
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm Haven't watched an NBA game yet. Stanley Cup has been awesome. 15 overtime games so far. The best professional championship by far.
Totally agree.
And it's nice to see athletes who can get up off the floor without help from their teammates.

NHL players get up off the ice tard.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat May 18, 2019 10:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm Haven't watched an NBA game yet. Stanley Cup has been awesome. 15 overtime games so far. The best professional championship by far.

Hockey is meh on the boob tube. Saw two sharks games a year in the Tank three years running. The kids love it live.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Sat May 18, 2019 10:48 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 10:17 pm
ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 am
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:52 pm Haven't watched an NBA game yet. Stanley Cup has been awesome. 15 overtime games so far. The best professional championship by far.
Totally agree.
And it's nice to see athletes who can get up off the floor without help from their teammates.
NHL players get up off the ice tard.

The real question isn't whether I'm referring to a floor or ice. The real question is: Why do you follow me around and ankle bite all of my posts on every thread? I don't mind the attention, but are you secretly in love with me? I don't know how to break this to you, but I'm happily married and I sincerely do not like you.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat May 18, 2019 11:10 pm

Right because posters posting to other posters is bad. And no it’s ice. The floor is under the ice. Smoke another cig, maybe more oxygen will get to your brain.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat May 18, 2019 11:25 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 10:19 pmHockey is meh on the boob tube. Saw two sharks games a year in the Tank three years running. The kids love it live.

Hockey is much better live.

It doesn't come across well on TV.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Sat May 18, 2019 11:29 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 11:10 pm Right because posters posting to other posters is bad. And no it’s ice. The floor is under the ice. Smoke another cig, maybe more oxygen will get to your brain.

The mistake you're making is considering yourself to be a poster. You're not a poster. You're a spamming, nonsensical buffoon. You're not clever. You do not have a way with words. You are not intelligent. You are not articulate. You have no clue. You are fun to fuck around with because you are stupid, but that's about the nicest thing I can think of to say to you. Now do you get it?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat May 18, 2019 11:57 pm

And yet *I* know the difference between ice and a floor.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Sun May 19, 2019 12:08 am

And you probably also know your food bowl from your water bowl.

Call Mensa. I hear they're looking for new members.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sun May 19, 2019 1:34 am

Nice white flag. The basement has not made you any smarter. At least you fit in better now that your neighbor’s gene pool is as shallow as yours.

Anything else tard.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun May 19, 2019 1:40 am

Agreed about hockey. Not TV friendly. Much better to watch live, up close. Football and baseball are better on the tube. You are just too fukking far from the action to appreciate it live.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun May 19, 2019 3:46 am

The Gods have spoken once again.

Dame... It's time to come home.

And leave the shithole known as Oregon.

Oh yeah, duncedale is suspiciously quiet.

The Dynasty