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Goober McFailure

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Are you going to run away like a little bitch like you do every year or are you ready to go toe-to-toe with this doe?
I know you spend the whole year getting your shit packed by Papa Willie, so I will understand if you tuck your tail between your legs, post one of these :lol: and head for the hills.
Better yet, stay down old man, or Blitzen will dong slap you into Groundhog's Day.
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Derron is smarter than you, even after a massive bong rip.
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This is how it is in here for McTuber every holiday season.

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I was here throughout the Christmas season last year, and will be again this year. No one has ever run away from your tedious collection of retards. You post "smack" that even jtr would be embarrassed to own, and then crow about how awesome you are.
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You clowns aren't fit to carry any of their jockstraps. Though you gladly would. With your mouths.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Rack not ppanther.

I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.

Too funny. Too slow.
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His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
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Plato wrote:I wonder how it feels for Goober McTuber to have his slow white ass run around by the JV Team every year.
It's quite boring. You bring so little to the table, aside from empty boasts.
Slap wrote:His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
And you would know this...how?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:Image.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.

His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
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Plato wrote:Everyone saw Goober McTuber's flabby old white body. Looking like one of the Golden Girls.

His ass is wrinkled and it sags down.
And where have you seen my ass, Playdoh? That's right, in your dreams.

I am in fantastic shape for my age, BTW. :mrgreen:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Goober McFailure

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Come this Goober see
Pa rum pum pum pum

His face receives our pee
Pa rum pum pum pum

Old ass is pasty white
Pa rum pum pum pum

Brown hole no longer tight
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

We dishonor him
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we cum

Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum


Slow old Goober
Pa rum pum pum pum
He’s turned into blubber
Pa rum pum pum pum

That wrinkled ass sags down
Pa rum pum pum pum
The ladies gawk and frown
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

Shall we pray for you?
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum

Tuber nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum
The deer marauded
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
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Playdoh wrote:Goober is gay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Really impressive stuff, rodent.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
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Slap wrote:Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
Pa rum pum pum pum
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Re: Goober McFailure

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Slapdick wrote:
Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
And again, you know this how? :?:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Everyone saw your flabby old body because you posted it for other men on a message board to view. Remember? Are you senile? Get in shape for the new year.
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Re: Goober McFailure

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You couldn't see my ass in the photo, Slapdick, only in your fantasies.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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