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Your e-stomping of Goobs is turning into "senior citizen abuse".
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Honestly, I'm quite worried you've driven him to a place he'll never return from. This isn't "fun" any more. He's obviously lapsed into something beyond despair...something pathetic.

Where is your humanity?



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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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It's over an hour and he hasn't responded.

He might be having a seizure. If anyone is with him at this moment, try removing his dentures so he doesn't bite his tongue.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Unmitigated cruelty. :cry:
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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So, an obese redneck, a drunken geriatric alcoholic, and a pretentious Upper Mexican walk into a bar...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Spray finally ran him. Maybe. Fucking Marty helped.
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Dinsdale wrote:So, an obese redneck, a drunken geriatric alcoholic, and a pretentious Upper Mexican walk into a bar...
Bartender says: Get the FUCK out of here!
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Dinsdale wrote:So, an obese redneck, a drunken geriatric alcoholic, and a pretentious Upper Mexican walk into a bar...


Which gives you the definition ... "White Trash".


Those 3 would be fucking each other like banshee's... if they had enough energy to get out of bed.

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Spray's here to chew gum and kick Goober's ass. And he's all out of gum.
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I'm being totally serious...Goober may be in a coma. :o


...or maybe he's just faking it so some male nurse can fondle his junk.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...male nurse...

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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image
AP rocking the loofa

He also looks somewhat sober
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I appreciate the tastefulness in the AP pic selection -- I just ate. It still involves a mirror, though.
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Message to Meltspray and his Cling-on Marty - I don't spend a bunch of time on the board on weekends. But continue your obsessions with me, and your delusions that you have somehow gotten over. :mrgreen:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Message to Meltspray and his Cling-on Marty - I don't spend a bunch of time on the board on weekends. But continue your obsessions with me, and your delusions that you have somehow gotten over. :mrgreen:
Like a Quaker State Oil Enema - he comes back!

Relax, old fella. We're just glad you didn't pass away!
Considering that we're separated by only 12 years (your favor) and at least 150 lbs. (my favor), you might want to be a little more concerned about your passing. :hfal:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Schlomo wrote:'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...
Sorry...too late


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No. You're a lumberjack, and you're okay.
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Goober McTuber wrote:...and his Cling-on Marty...

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:...and his Cling-on Marty...

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He thinks you're a heterosexual.
So you're saying he's not?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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You have to ask?
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: So you're saying he's not?
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Image
Firefox doesn't like your image because it is a Binkiland HTML Document (296 KB). Probably every bit as stupid as any other picture you've ever posted that I haven't seen. :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:Today I have thoroughly kicked my own ass. And it really hurts.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goobs, understand that I hold no influence over 'Spray.

He's gone "rogue".
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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"Stop kicking Goober's ass, 'Spray. The war is over."


"IT'S NOT OVER. It's not over for ME."
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image

"Stop kicking Goober's ass, 'Spray. The war is over."


"IT'S NOT OVER. It's not over for ME."
You think his steady stream of stupid pictures is "kicking ass"? Sad.

Please go back to your M Perk nic.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Nonsense. Your photos are simple and stupid. Just like you. You post like a retarded schoolgirl.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Nonsense. Your photos are simple and stupid. Just like you. You post like a retarded schoolgirl.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Image
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Meltspray & Marty wrote:Image
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:You're right, Marty. It is getting old. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't say I posted like a retarded schoolgirl, but sadly - I think he might be right. I might actually mute the old fucker - just because I'm that big a pussy and hate getting beat at my own game.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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alcohol + pervert = senile dementia
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:alcohol + pervert = senile dementia
That's some weird Canuck math. Does not compute.

But you two really make a lovely couple. The never-ending reacharound.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:That's some weird Canuck math. Does not compute.

It's the Metric system.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:alcohol + pervert = senile dementia
That's some weird Canuck math. Does not compute.

But you two really make a lovely couple.
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Good call.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber is a complete idiot and a shit poster.
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