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Mikey wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote: The voter fraud is going to be off the charts this year.
Dismissed
Simply declaring "dismissed" is as lazy as you are. Was IB always this clueless? Never read much, wouldn't know.

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I love you man.
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I like the story from the Republican debates Dr. Carson tells, when someone thought it would be funny to not announce him properly. All of the other candidates were in their own worlds, but Trump noticed what was happening and waited beside Carson until the hosts got their shit together. That was a hidden test of character moment. The chosen establishment candidates failed.

Trump didn't.

Carson tells it better. Unscripted, unrehearsed, unplanned, but the real man.
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Hi KC. The first article is stealth pro-Hillary, anti-Sanders. Good article between the lines, though.
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Ben Carson is even dumber than Pikkkle. Speaks volumes if you support him.

Note to you tards: there's a reason why Carson had ridiculously low support.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Looks like Trump told a truth:

Texas really did experience the tech problem where straight ticket Republican voters had the top of the ballot omit Trump/Pence and score those ballots as voting for Clinton/Kaine.

Paper ballots are being rolled out immediately as an emergency measure until the glitch is fixed.

No link, on mobile. Reaction?

As for supporting Carson, that's complicated. I don't have to support someone to condemn rhen they're not being treated fairly. Trump cut through the bullshit and took charge where the others were content to continue on with business as usual. That's refreshing. There was no benefit to him, except there was. The fact he saw the softball where the others didn't is also intriging.

I'm sorry some good guys here are staunch Clinton supporters. It's your right, and it can be respected. The wikileaks emails can't be denied though. For all Trump's sins, he's exactly as he appears.

Clinton is the true malevolent changeling. She's a warhawk, not a social revolutionary. War is her goal, war she will have us in.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Image
Denial? You mean like where I point out your short-comings and you claim they are mine? That kind of denial? All righty then.

I can do this all day too, Marty. I have no shame. :mrgreen:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Ben Carson is even dumber than Pikkkle. Speaks volumes if you support him.

Note to you tards: there's a reason why Carson had ridiculously low support.
Funny, the good doc would probably argue that you immediately qualify for his services.
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Nothing says dumb like having a PhD in medicine and being one of the foremost brain surgeons to ever live.
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He's an idiot savant.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Dinsdale wrote:Nothing says dumb like having a PhD in medicine and being one of the foremost brain surgeons to ever live.
^ I'm sure he must've had some serious government assistance to reach such accolades.
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Jsc810 wrote: Did you know that you could be a great football player, or a great businessman, or even a great brain surgeon, and still be an incompetent public official?
Do you know the price of tea in China?

It's about as relevant.

The accusation was that Ben Carson is "dumb." It had nothing to do with fitness for office.

Then again, I wouldn't expect a Hillary supporter to be smart enough to grasp basic words without assigning a different meaning to them.
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Last Word Whore McTuber wrote:Denial? You mean like where I point out your short-comings and you claim they are mine? That kind of denial?
You mean imagined short-comings of course, as you have me stuck, rattling around in your dome.

Goober, you're throwing mud at the wall, hoping something sticks.

Back away from yourself sport, you need a breather.
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Mikey wrote:Blacks for Trump.

Trump's doing really well with The Blacks.

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He is. He will do far better with 'The Blacks' than McLoon or Shitt Rimney.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Last Word Whore McTuber wrote:Denial? You mean like where I point out your short-comings and you claim they are mine? That kind of denial?
You mean imagined short-comings of course
No, just the real obvious stuff.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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schmick wrote:What the last 8 years have clearly shown us is that this country is broken and the crack that splits us is only widening. It is time to split this country in to two. 40th parallel, the liberals get the north, there they can tax at whatever rate they want, give away free food, free housing and free healthcare, make guns illegal and turn everything north of the 40th in to Detroit or Baltimore. Below the 40th parallel the conservatives and libertarians are given control, they can keep government small and non-intrusive, no welfare, no socialized medicine, lower taxes and allow gun ownership.
It is likely the only thing that can save this country
This is a great idea and all, but where do you think the leftists will infest once they have nothing left to steal?
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Goober McTuber wrote:Image
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L45B wrote: This is a great idea and all, but where do you think the leftists will infest once they have nothing left to steal?
Will where the GOPers go when their state governments collapse from fiscal mismanagement? See: Kansas, Louisiana.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:Image
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Trump needs to put Jonathan Gruber's latest comments on the news.

Obamacare is working just like it was designed. The main problem is that we need a bigger stick to beat those that haven't embraced this wonderful system. I mean, why would someone just scraping by not want to pay 800 dollars a month for a 6000 dollar deductible plan?
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Dinsdale wrote:Nothing says dumb like having a PhD in medicine and being one of the foremost brain surgeons to ever live.
Of course genius in one field presupposes genius in all fields. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Will where the GOPers go when their state governments collapse from fiscal mismanagement? See: Kansas, Louisiana.
As long as your (hypothetical) government is mismanaging only a small percentage of the national income (like say, 4%), I imagine the population will go on producing just fine. :wink:
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schmick wrote:
L45B wrote:
schmick wrote:What the last 8 years have clearly shown us is that this country is broken and the crack that splits us is only widening. It is time to split this country in to two. 40th parallel, the liberals get the north, there they can tax at whatever rate they want, give away free food, free housing and free healthcare, make guns illegal and turn everything north of the 40th in to Detroit or Baltimore. Below the 40th parallel the conservatives and libertarians are given control, they can keep government small and non-intrusive, no welfare, no socialized medicine, lower taxes and allow gun ownership.
It is likely the only thing that can save this country
This is a great idea and all, but where do you think the leftists will infest once they have nothing left to steal?
The conservatives will have a wall
The libertarians who naturally stand for open borders and free trade would disagree with you.
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BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Nothing says dumb like having a PhD in medicine and being one of the foremost brain surgeons to ever live.
Of course genius in one field presupposes genius in all fields.
Dinsdale wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: Did you know that you could be a great football player, or a great businessman, or even a great brain surgeon, and still be an incompetent public official?
Do you know the price of tea in China?

It's about as relevant.

The accusation was that Ben Carson is "dumb." It had nothing to do with fitness for office.

Then again, I wouldn't expect a Hillary supporter to be smart enough to grasp basic words without assigning a different meaning to them.

Inability to engage in basic logic seems to be a theme among Hillary supporters here.
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smackaholic wrote:Trump needs to put Jonathan Gruber's latest comments on the news.

Obamacare is working just like it was designed. The main problem is that we need a bigger stick to beat those that haven't embraced this wonderful system. I mean, why would someone just scraping by not want to pay 800 dollars a month for a 6000 dollar deductible plan?
Yep. The broken healthcare system is a feature, not a bug. Why? Because it gives rise to what we are now hearing is the "solution" to the, erm, growing pains as some Congressional Democrats are calling it, single payer health coverage, ie. government supplied medical coverage, yet another form of welfare and creeping socialism.
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schmick wrote:
L45B wrote:The libertarians who naturally stand for open borders and free trade would disagree with you.

The libertarians that stand for those things can live in the north with the liberals. Im a registered libertarian and a hardcore isolationist.
You might want to consider aligning yourself with the other seventeen or so true paleoconservatives that are still alive.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Image
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If Drumpf were to win I wonder how long it will take you tards to go into full amnesia mode and throw him off a bridge like you all did with Chimpy.
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If he does the opposite of everything he said he was going to do and turns out to be a total fuck up like Chimpy Magnus, it won't take long. That's the difference between conservatives and proglodytes.
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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Nothing says dumb like having a PhD in medicine and being one of the foremost brain surgeons to ever live.
Of course genius in one field presupposes genius in all fields.
Dinsdale wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: Did you know that you could be a great football player, or a great businessman, or even a great brain surgeon, and still be an incompetent public official?
Do you know the price of tea in China?

It's about as relevant.

The accusation was that Ben Carson is "dumb." It had nothing to do with fitness for office.

Then again, I wouldn't expect a Hillary supporter to be smart enough to grasp basic words without assigning a different meaning to them.

Inability to engage in basic logic seems to be a theme among Hillary supporters here.
Carson thinks the pyramids were grain silos. He's not smart in all fields. In some is is a borderline retard.
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He's a 7th Day Adventist, ffs. He might be a brilliant neurosurgeon but he's nuttier than squirrel shit.
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mvscal wrote:If he does the opposite of everything he said he was going to do and turns out to be a total fuck up like Chimpy Magnus, it won't take long. That's the difference between conservatives and proglodytes.
He has already said he was going to do the opposite of everything he said he was going to do so I'm not sure wtf you are talking about. I was talking about him being an unmitigated disaster on everything he touches from the economy to foreign policy like your erstwhile boy W. You sucked his cock hard, for years.
And I like how you dropped the old IKYABWAI in the last sentence. Do you have ANY debating skills?
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Did I miss the election or something?
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https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl= ... pt0-464913

Of course he got arrested. He is a stupid asshole.
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mvscal wrote:Did I miss the election or something?
According to you you have missed quite a few, but nice white flag.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Image
I.R.O.N.Y.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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If Pickle is gay, how is it it's Goob and Jay repeatedly flipping each others meat all over the board?

Anyway what could the FBI have found on Huma's cell to reopen the email investigation?

Why was Weiner chosen to beard for Huma anyway? What security clearance dies Huma have? We know Bill was treating classified status as a joke and a sex aid per the Starr Report and Monicas testimony. Turns out Hillary was the same way?
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mvscal wrote:He's a 7th Day Adventist, ffs.
That's a 30 round mag away from being full-on Davidian.
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Innocent Bystander wrote:If Pickle is gay, how is it it's Goob and Jay repeatedly flipping each others meat all over the board?

Anyway what could the FBI have found on Huma's cell to reopen the email investigation?

Why was Weiner chosen to beard for Huma anyway? What security clearance dies Huma have? We know Bill was treating classified status as a joke and a sex aid per the Starr Report and Monicas testimony. Turns out Hillary was the same way?
If Anthony Weiner was sending crank shots to your email, wouldn't you delete them?

On second thought, no you probably wouldn't.
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Still waiting for the Goob tube in the box, bro. I figure he deleted it. It's too bad. :( Maybe he'll get drunk again one night and give up the goods again. Oh well.

Anyway, Carlos Danger fucked up by not doing an age verification before sending pics out. I wonder why Hillary didn't give her the married couples can't be forced to testify against one another speech.
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