Melania Drumpster Rips Off Michelle Obama

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:02 pm

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/p ... /87278398/

Who's surprised a bimbo like Melania Trump wouldn't be able to write an original speech, even with the help of speech writers?

Family of thieves, indeed.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:28 pm

Hilarious.

I caught part of Giuliani's speech last night. What a raving lunatic.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:33 pm

I liked the part where she rickrolled.
"He will never give up, and most importantly, he will never, ever let you down."

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:09 pm

She is a thief. Thieves often speak many languages.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:13 pm

Don't forget she said "the" and "God Bless America". Do you know how many people have used those words before too!

Poor liberal douchebags...the next 8 years are going to be wonderful!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:35 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Wonder how many "bimbos" speak Slovenian, English, French, Serbian and German?

Many mail order brides are well trained. That doesn't preclude them from bimboism.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:46 pm

Moving Sale wrote:I liked the part where she rickrolled.
"He will never give up, and most importantly, he will never, ever let you down."

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:47 pm

She was a mail order? I thought she was an Eastern Europe military sex change experiment.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:48 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I caught part of Giuliani's speech last night. What a raving lunatic.

I'll try to catch it today. I bet it was a riot.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:02 pm

Mail order's speech was plagiarized but RG's speech was cloned.
Just red meat line after red meat line. Jumble it up a little and spit it out again.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:11 pm

The Republicans were attacking Obama's immigration policies by having 3 people tell how their sons were killed by illegal aliens. The last guy mentioned that his son's killer illegally entered the US in March of 2008. Damn you Obama!

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:The Republicans were attacking Obama's immigration policies by having 3 people tell how their sons were killed by illegal aliens. The last guy mentioned that his son's killer illegally entered the US in March of 2008. Damn you Obama!

How many times did Obongo ORDER homeland security NOT to deport him? Was he hiding in one of obluelips sanctuary cities? Change is coming and you liberal retards aren't going to like it. Hopefully it involves a purge and camps and ovens and gulags and things of that nature. It's time to cull the herd of the mental disease known as libtardism.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:55 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: The last guy mentioned that his son's killer illegally entered the US in March of 2008. Damn you Obama!

It's like a bad parody of an awful sitcom.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:56 pm

While most are checking out here DSL's, rack and ass, limp-wristed liberal faggots like McGoober, mikey, screwey, moving fail, etc are focused on what she read. You won't hear a peep out of these queers when the pant suit starts cackling at the DNC.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:04 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Wonder how many "bimbos" speak Slovenian, English, French, Serbian and German?

Bimbo

RNC program flubs Melania Trump's biography

The RNC refers to a college degree, but Trump left college after one year.

By Katy O'Donnell

07/18/16 10:13 PM EDT

The RNC’s convention program says Melania Trump “obtain[ed] a degree in design and architecture at University in Slovenia.” But, as POLITICO’s Julia Ioffe notes, that’s not quite true.

“She dropped out after a year,” reports Ioffe, who delved into the potential first lady’s background earlier this year. Melania's college tenure ended when she moved to Milan, Italy to pursue her successful modeling career.

The Trump campaign, however, has repeatedly referred to Melania’s “degree.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/r ... z4EsYoAZ8q
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Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:30 pm

Because he is not a shit eating troglodyte like you maybe?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:35 pm

Papa Willie wrote: Why in the fuck would you watch something filled with people you hate?

^^^^ This

Get a life for Christ's sake. You seriously watched opening night of the RNC?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:40 pm

She probably got her "degree" from Trump University...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:44 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Why in the fuck would you watch something filled with people you hate?

^^^^ This

Get a life for Christ's sake. You seriously watched opening night of the RNC?

Yeah, it makes me wonder what our Senior Citizens are coming to these days when they watch crap like that. What are you trying to do, anyway - find out what these people are actually saying?

You need watch something relevant, like Survivor, The Voice, or Two Broke Girls.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:46 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hilarious.

I caught part of Giuliani's speech last night. What a raving lunatic.
Why in the fuck would you watch something filled with people you hate?

So you only watch stuff that conforms to your own pre-formed opinions?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:46 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Why in the fuck would you watch something filled with people you hate?

^^^^ This

Get a life for Christ's sake. You seriously watched opening night of the RNC?

You are just pissed the whole world watched you asshats be asshats.
Now gfy you fat POS.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:00 pm

Moving Sale wrote: You are just pissed the whole world watched you asshats be asshats.
Now gfy you fat POS.

I don't have a dog in the race and neither should any of you. So you know what I did on my one day off this month?

I got in my truck, drove 2+ hours to a casino and played high limit craps, ate steak and shrimp, played high limit black jack, drove home, got a blow job and finally went to sleep at about 630 this morning.

'cus....Merica God damnit.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:04 pm

Mikey wrote: Yeah, it makes me wonder what our Senior Citizens are coming to these days when they watch crap like that. What are you trying to do, anyway - find out what these people are actually saying?

Did you just type that with a straight face? You honestly believe your generation is going to gain some ground breaking insight by watching a national convention?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:09 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
I don't have a dog in the race.

You are a lying sack of shit.
You picked Laura Bush in trev's thread. So you are a liar which also tends to prove you are a right wing POS.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:10 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
Mikey wrote: Yeah, it makes me wonder what our Senior Citizens are coming to these days when they watch crap like that. What are you trying to do, anyway - find out what these people are actually saying?
Did you just type that with a straight face? You honestly believe your generation is going to gain some ground breaking insight by watching a national convention?

You people complain about the media being biased one way or the other, but are too fucking lazy to catch the actual events.

I guess it's better to get info from Fox News and MSNBC so, like 'Spray, you just hear what you want to hear.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:18 pm

Mikey wrote:
You people complain about the media being biased one way or the other, but are too fucking lazy to catch the actual events.

I guess it's better to get info from Fox News and MSNBC.

Jesus, Mikey, you're way smarter than this. You hand a politician a microphone and a podium during an election year and 98% of what they blabber is complete and utter bullshit. They are worse than FOX and MSNBC.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:24 pm

The Republican National Convention is way funnier than any network sitcom. Must see TV.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:25 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:
I don't have a dog in the race.
You are a lying sack of shit.
You picked Laura Bush in trev's thread. So you are a liar which also tends to prove you are a right wing POS.

Laura Bush is an amazing woman. You obviously know nothing about her. She is pro Roe v Wade and gay marriage you fucking jack ass. She also help set up programs for literacy and education. She's currently working her ass off to liberate afgani women and get them equal rights.

Got anything else you stupid little troll?

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:52 pm

Some of you can't see the forest from the trees
different drums for different dummies.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:05 pm

Melania Trump needs to produce a copy of her college diploma.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:17 pm

Melania's speech was just so so. I don't think she's a bimbo, but the speech was just mediocre. Her delivery was impressive, but the words were not inspirational. I feel bad for her. You could not imagine how difficult doing something like that is. I'm sure she's a wonderful mother and supportive wife, how can you fault that.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:28 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:
Mikey wrote:
You people complain about the media being biased one way or the other, but are too fucking lazy to catch the actual events.

I guess it's better to get info from Fox News and MSNBC.
Jesus, Mikey, you're way smarter than this. You hand a politician a microphone and a podium during an election year and 98% of what they blabber is complete and utter bullshit. They are worse than FOX and MSNBC.
I agree. C'mon, Mikey. I would expect this out of Goobs & the Dwarf, because they're just angry at the world, and they're not happy unless they are wrapped up in bizarre masochism.

I'm not watching the RNC because I've no fucks to give. I'm not a Trump fan, though he's better than the alternative. That being said, I'd rather have a fish hook stuck through my cock with a bear yanking on it than watch the DNC. I just don't have a desire to watch people I have no respect for...

I haven't watched any of it either. I might for some entertainment value at some point. But, whether you like it or not, it's part of the process that we use to elect our President. If you have any interest at all in the process or what they're saying, bullshit or not, it's better to watch it live than get it through somebody else's filter. If you don't actually know what's going on there then you have no right to complain about how it happens.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:39 pm

The Republicunts on this board are just embarrassed by their party's convention, and are brought to tears by the fact that everyone is laughing at their little dog and pony show.

And I will not hesitate to comment on the DNC as well when they get together to nominate "Crooked Hillary".

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:The Republicunts on this board are just embarrassed by their party's convention, and are brought to tears by the fact that everyone is laughing at their little dog and pony show.

And I will not hesitate to comment on the DNC as well when they get together to nominate "Crooked Hillary".

Don't you have something better to do - like drive 2+ hours to a casino, stuff your face with steak and shrimp, take a high stakes crap and then drive home to a hummer from your grateful wife?

WTF is wrong with you, you fucking commie. Or is is Muzzie lover?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:07 pm

Mikey wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote: Jesus, Mikey, you're way smarter than this. You hand a politician a microphone and a podium during an election year and 98% of what they blabber is complete and utter bullshit. They are worse than FOX and MSNBC.
I agree. C'mon, Mikey. I would expect this out of Goobs & the Dwarf, because they're just angry at the world, and they're not happy unless they are wrapped up in bizarre masochism.

I'm not watching the RNC because I've no fucks to give. I'm not a Trump fan, though he's better than the alternative. That being said, I'd rather have a fish hook stuck through my cock with a bear yanking on it than watch the DNC. I just don't have a desire to watch people I have no respect for...
I haven't watched any of it either. I might for some entertainment value at some point. But, whether you like it or not, it's part of the process that we use to elect our President. If you have any interest at all in the process or what they're saying, bullshit or not, it's better to watch it live than get it through somebody else's filter. If you don't actually know what's going on there then you have no right to complain about how it happens.

What exactly are you trying to gather from this dog and pony show as goobs called it? If I want entertainment, I'll watch a movie, go play top golf, fish, hunt, gamble, go to a bar, watch the Astros, etc.

What will I gain by watching the RNC to help sway my vote? Donald Trump has no fucking business running this country yet most of my simple minded brethren are heading to the polls early November in support of him because he isn't a politician.

In a sense, I get it, but it's just nuts. I don't need to watch the RNC to tell me what I already know and have known for quite some time. The Donald wants to make America great again by banning Muslims, building a wall, and overhauling our trade deals. He also also wants a bunch of drunk homosexuals to have conceal carry abilities in gay clubs.

He's a troll.

I simply don't feed the trolls.

Hilary is slightly worse because she's a horrific liar. I seriously don't know if she knows who she really is anymore. She's completely lost her identity as an individual and I pity her. I truly feel sorry for her. Watching the DNC won't open my eyes to some new vision of where this country is heading.

I'm simply going to drink, fuck, hunt, work, and play until it all comes crashing down.

My happy ass will be in a deer blind on super Tuesday while you grumpy old fucks waddle your way to the nearest elementary school casting a vote for someone you don't believe in or relate to at all.

And you're doing this all because you don't want the other side to win. How pathetic.

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Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:48 pm

Just red meat line after red meat line. Jumble it up a little and spit it out again.

At a political convention?...no way

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:49 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
My happy ass will be in a deer blind on super Tuesday while you grumpy old fucks waddle your way to the nearest elementary school casting a vote for someone you don't believe in or relate to at all.

And you're doing this all because you don't want the other side to win. How pathetic.

My, we are a bitter little fuck, aren't we?
Good thing assholes like you don't bother to vote, otherwise we'd probably be even worse off than we are.

Have fun killing deer. Don't forget you have the equivalent of four or five mouths to feed.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:31 pm

Mikey wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:
My happy ass will be in a deer blind on super Tuesday while you grumpy old fucks waddle your way to the nearest elementary school casting a vote for someone you don't believe in or relate to at all.

And you're doing this all because you don't want the other side to win. How pathetic.
My, we are a bitter little fuck, aren't we?
Good thing assholes like you don't bother to vote, otherwise we'd probably be even worse off than we are.

Have fun killing deer. Don't forget you have the equivalent of four or five mouths to feed.

What am I bitter about, bud?

You see me in here feeding off the rhetoric, trying to defend my roots by responding to that garbage copy and pasted from these douche-nozzle's Facebook feeds?

Nope.

I'm laughing at you.

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:32 pm

Doubt I'd let Mrs Rumps give me a hummer. She'd likely get hungry halfway through and eat it.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:36 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/p ... /87278398/

Who's surprised a bimbo like Melania Trump wouldn't be able to write an original speech, even with the help of speech writers?

Michelle didn't write her speech either so nothing was stolen from her.