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Kasich could quit and nobody else would know or care.
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In other news, Sanders won Indiana.

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War Wagon wrote:In other news, Sanders won Indiana.

Let's go Bernie! clap, clap, clapclapclap!

Not that it will happen, (the Clinton machine already has their super-delegates paid for and lined up) imagine an anti-establishment general election featuring Trump vs Sanders? Talk about some hand-wringing on Wall Street (Trump and Sanders basically think China can go fuck themselves) and Fox (Murdoch... nothing more needs to be said).

The Dem convention might go completely bat-shit crazy if Sanders wins Cali and other western states, which many think will happen. Sanders and his supporters will go after the super delegates who seem to be camping out in Shillary's purse almost as if this whole thing was pre-determined and rigged and the voters can eat shit and die... seems plausible if you look at how this is playing out. I predict Sanders supporters to do everything but burn that whole thing to the ground at the convention if the super-delegates stay in her purse despite the numbers. Get your popcorn ready.
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88 wrote:Naw. Deep down, every Democrat is an ideological statist. They know if they divide, the thing they covet the most (power) will go to Trump. They will band together. Don't be surprised if Bernie becomes Hillaroo's running mate. Remember progressive lion Kucinich? He sold out for a plane ride on Air Force One. The thing the Dems will have to figure out is how to get the empty-headed masses to head to the polls to vote for someone they don't like.

You're probably right, 88... the only chance in hell of avoiding a blood-bath (probably literally) at that convention would be for Hillary's camp to announce, and quickly, that she wants Sanders to be her running mate. That's the ONLY chance of that place not imploding. Shit will get really interesting if Sanders says hell no, we're in it to win it.

On the Trump side of things, the whole GOP establishment and the media on both sides of the aisle have thrown EVERYTHING they could muster at Trump but to no avail. Shit, China even got on the wagon and threatened to collapse the US economy with the debt they own if Trump gets elected and George Will is on record saying shit like the GOP has to do something about Trump and let the popular vote be damned. Fucking bizarro world!

I wonder if a French revolution part deux is up next and the 1 percenters will soon have their heads on pig-poles being paraded down every main street in America? Get that popcorn ready.
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It's okay that you're thoroughly bewildered, staggering in confusion. Just breath and remember that you've dreamt of this in your curling fear, you've called.

But keep in mind that the powers that be, the parsushim of control which manipulates the world, has only offered this bizarre fascist sideshow as a guarantee of Hillary's installation. And that's a catastrophe far beyond Reagan or Bush.

It's Bernie or Bust. No bullshit.
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88 wrote:Naw. Deep down, every Democrat is an ideological statist. They know if they divide, the thing they covet the most (power) will go to Trump. They will band together. Don't be surprised if Bernie becomes Hillaroo's running mate. Remember progressive lion Kucinich? He sold out for a plane ride on Air Force One. The thing the Dems will have to figure out is how to get the empty-headed masses to head to the polls to vote for someone they don't like.
I think you mistake some of the Bernistas. Some are party loyalists that will fall in line, but many, especially the blue collar types that like Bernie's stance on trade will give a good look at Trump. If Trump can pull a decent number from this bunch, he can beat Hillary. I also think Trump will pull a surprising number of balck folks. Balck folks "get" his braggadocious shtick. Go to Detoilet. Remind them that their fathers had jobs there making cars until NAFTA came along. He needs to hang NAFTA around Hillary's neck as it was Bill's baby. And everybody knows that Hillary is nothing without that old perv. He can also remind them that one reason jobs on the lower end of the pay scale don't pay what they used to is that the labor pool for these jobs has grown by many millions and that these many millions think 10 bucks an hour is rich. It is rich where they came from. And he is there to send some of them home and stop millions more from coming. This will get traction with some of the messicans that are here legally as well.
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It's going to be VERY interesting by the time November rolls around. I can't stand Trump---- BUT---there are a few things that a Trump presidency "trumps" a Clinton one. One of them is Supreme Court nominations. Clinton statist nominees would be disastrous. So would certain cabinet and administrative appointments. I'll probably be holding my nose, as it were, and mark my "X" for a Republican (sort of).
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KC Scott wrote:http://kron4.com/2016/05/03/sources-tex ... omination/

Indiana was the death blow

Now if that idiot Kasich would just pack it in, Trump could move to Hillary
"That idiot Kasich" staying in when it should have been Trump vs Cruz, was a big help to Trump. Now that Trump is more or less inevitable, I suspect you will see son of a mailman get lost soon. Now he is just a bad joke.
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Wolfman wrote:It's going to be VERY interesting by the time November rolls around. I can't stand Trump---- BUT---there are a few things that a Trump presidency "trumps" a Clinton one. One of them is Supreme Court nominations. Clinton statist nominees would be disastrous. So would certain cabinet and administrative appointments. I'll probably be holding my nose, as it were, and mark my "X" for a Republican (sort of).
I have very mixed feelings over Trump. On the one hand, I really like his brass balls and willingness to call out our suicidal PC culture. But, he takes it too far with the lyin' Ted, little Marco, etc bullshit. And I am still waiting to hear what his actual policies are.

Anyhoo, whatever the fukk he turns out to be, I'll take over that sinister incompetent fukking whore.
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Jsc810 wrote:If Sanders gets most of the popular vote, the superdelegates will follow. Otherwise, just think of Trump's line: even the Democrats don't want Clinton.

It is a race to the finish. Rum, Bernie, run.
Shillary only needs 181 more delegates, you fucking idiot. It's over.
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smackaholic wrote: And I am still waiting to hear what his actual policies are.
Try pulling your fucking head out of your ass then.
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Jsc810 wrote:That won't happen; well, unless Republicans actually want to win in the general election, and it doesn't appear that they do.
Trump will have a very good chance of beating Hillary.

Seeing that miserable woman flat out lie to the WV coal miner yesterday was classic. The country sees how two faced she is and what she will do for votes.
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KC Scott wrote:I still think some of the slime in the GOP is gonna try and screw Trump, already reading about them trying to prop up a third party candiate
You mean Trump isn't slime?
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H4ever wrote: if Sanders wins Cali and other western states, which many think will happen.
By "many" do you mean like a few hundred mental midgets?
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smackaholic wrote: I really like his brass balls
So you really favor that metallic taste, I guess.
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322 million people in this country and these are our two best options for president?
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Goober McTuber wrote:322 million people in this country and these are our two best options for president?
Just the two that really want it the most. That alone should disqualify both of them.
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MuchoBulls wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:That won't happen; well, unless Republicans actually want to win in the general election, and it doesn't appear that they do.
Trump will have a very good chance of beating Hillary.

Seeing that miserable woman flat out lie to the WV coal miner yesterday was classic. The country sees how two faced she is and what she will do for votes.
Yep.

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KC Scott wrote:
Mikey wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I still think some of the slime in the GOP is gonna try and screw Trump, already reading about them trying to prop up a third party candiate
You mean Trump isn't slime?

I've written about this before, but will say it again - this is truly a Black Swan moment is US political History

with Trump you have a candidate who's own party has spent tens of millions trying to derail, and has through sheer cult of personality, has won in landslide fashion over an substantial field of establishment politicians

What's even more incredible is the crossover Dems & independents who've voted for him
In Swan Lake the Black Swan was evil and pretended to be the White Swan and used trickery to get the Princess to kill herself. I hope Trump isn't the Black Swan pretending to be the White Swan using trickery to kill the American People.
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I can't believe Killary and her middle finger attitude. She completely flat out lied to the face of that coal miner yesterday. She has to worry about some of these manufacturing and mining states if she is going to beat Donald. The Red states are going to stay red come November. But the question will be how many blue states vote Donald. NY is clearly in play this Nov. PA, OH, MI have to go blue for Killary to win and pissing off voters there certainly doesn't help her.

Then again she has gotten this far on lies and an extended middle finger.
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Dammit Heidi, it's your damn fault, bitch.

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:lol:
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Mikey wrote:Dammit Heidi, it's your damn fault, bitch.

He got hugging lessons from Bill Laimbeer...
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mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote: And I am still waiting to hear what his actual policies are.
Try pulling your fucking head out of your ass then.
He's going to reduce everybody's income taxes, reduce capital gains taxes, reduce corporate taxes, increase military spending and pay off the national debt in 8 years.

He knows what he's doing.
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KC Scott wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
In Swan Lake the Black Swan was evil and pretended to be the White Swan and used trickery to get the Princess to kill herself. I hope Trump isn't the Black Swan pretending to be the White Swan using trickery to kill the American People.

I see you've decided to dive right back into the Stupid Pool

You just couldn't stand being dry, could you?

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You're talking about a book that came out in 2007, I'm talking about the Original black swan in Swan Lake that came out in 1875. I'm sure you're just too stupid to know. Ever heard of Tchaikovsky?
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This book might get Stanley's attention:


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It would be really funny if somebody could wytch the book to "Black Swan".
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Diego in Seattle wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dammit Heidi, it's your damn fault, bitch.

He got hugging lessons from Bill Laimbeer...
that'll rack!

Maybe Teduardo has a future in MMA. They should have a spouse division.
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mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote: And I am still waiting to hear what his actual policies are.
Try pulling your fucking head out of your ass then.
He has skimmed the surface on a few topics between channeling Don Rickles the entire race. He really needs to spend between now and the convention expressing his views to get a good chunk of republicans to sign on. If he can get a large majority of them, he beats Shillary like a drum. He can not win with just Trumpsters and some pissed off Bernistas.
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KC Scott wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
He has skimmed the surface on a few topics between channeling Don Rickles the entire race. He really needs to spend between now and the convention expressing his views to get a good chunk of republicans to sign on. If he can get a large majority of them, he beats Shillary like a drum. He can not win with just Trumpsters and some pissed off Bernistas.
Dude, if you want details, get off your lazy ass and read 'em https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions

Congrats on falling into that big sea of people who need to be spoon fed everything by the media
That is all well and good. He needs to start actually talking about them in something more than generalities.
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I have read some. I will vote for him. Trouble is, many have not and will need to be spoon fed.
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KC Scott wrote:Dude, if you want details, get off your lazy ass and read 'em https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
This guy gets it. I don't see the need to explain my policies to the media when it's all right there in print on my website. I've got it set as my homepage in case I forget my own ideas. If you're too lazy to read or can't afford internet access then I don't want your vote anyway.

Wait...I take that back! I WANT YOUR VOTE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME YOUR VOTE!!
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