Dec. 20th for Goober

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:39 pm

What a wonderous day coming up for Goobs!

Ten gaylords a-leaping!

Merry Christmas you flaming codger you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:43 pm

Gobbles dropping in to tell us how the 'deer are not in his dome...and how their smack sucks...and how unfunny the current crop is...and how he's completely unfazed by their curb-stomping...

...in 5,4,3,2,1...

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:24 pm

Hey Merry Christmas Mr. Goobs! It is all in fun don't be a party poop like Pops, come join the fun.

Happy holidays to all.

Jingle jingle jingle

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:38 pm

Jingle bells, Goober smells,
He likes to wax his eggs,
Oh what fun it is to chide
Him on these holidays.

OH, jingle bells, Goober tells
The reindeer not to play,
Doesn’t know, this old man ‘ho
That he’s a closet gay!

jingle, jingle, jingle

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:11 pm

You know what, I'm feeling kind of bad for Goober, so I just asked Santa to give our friend an extra helping of funny bone this Christmas. It will be stuffed in his stocking with care. Know what I'm saying?

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:06 pm

12/20 is coming, fukkos.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 1:37 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:21 pm

Dasher wrote:12/20 is coming, fukkos.

Came and went, bitch.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:55 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Dasher wrote:12/20 is coming, fukkos.
Came and went, bitch.
It was a day late. You saw what happened to the board yesterday. Thanks for being a smartass, old prick. Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

Are you Dasher?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:16 pm

That would explain a lot.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 11:37 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:That would explain a lot.
Because they're all getting over on you, mOFO!

who isn't?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:30 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:That would explain a lot.
Because they're all getting over on you, mOFO!

Or maybe because they suck out loud.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:31 pm

Hey Goobs, good to see you in here punching out the post totals and licking the reindeer ass . . . We didn't miss anything on the 15th, other than you playing leap-frog to your heart's content with those gaylord friends of yours. Ten in total I think. Bet you turned a circle jerk into a circular daisy-chain.

But WTF, wishing you a merry christmas you old fart bag, I hope Santa brings you enough levitra and mydixadril to keep yourself in priapism terror all year long. There are worse ways to go than glans gangrene and blood poisoned penis.

:pickle:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:28 am

Papa Willie wrote:

I'm sorry, y'all. This has been the best year for the reindeer in a long, long time.

RACK the fucking reindeer!

fear the deer = smear the queer

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:43 am

I've enjoyed the reindeer quite a lot. But, it's about time they go into hibernation until next year.

This place will be getting a re-vamping in the New Year.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:11 pm

trev wrote:I've enjoyed the reindeer quite a lot. But, it's about time they go into hibernation until next year.

Reindeer don't hibernate, trev. They seasonally migrate, as many herd herbivores do.
Get your facts straight.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 1:59 am

I knew I would be called out for that. But I never thought it would be from you, deer one.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:08 pm

Any random reindeer wrote:Goober...blah, blah, blah...old...blah, blah, blah...wrinkled...blah, blah, blah...waxed...blah, blah, blah...gay...blah, blah, blah...

Initially the reindeer were a brilliantly executed concept. But when you replace Biggie, PrimeX, DMike and ppanther with a handful of third tier posters, what you get is a bunch of gutless shit trolls who wouldn't dare run their weak "smack" under their regular nics.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:08 pm

How wrong you are Goober. The reindeer are what they always were and always will be. You're just bitter because you set yourself up as a target and you couldn't take the hoof pounding. As a former troll yourself, you know how this game works. Suck it up brah, the season is over and you're off the hook.

For now.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:17 pm

The reindeer aren't even a shadow of their former selves. Nothing particularly clever, no originality. I believe a number of posters told them to just stop. They were an embarassment.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:52 pm

I believe that number of posters was Dinsdale. He had a good point after that one bad post. The others however, who got spoofed, were just bitching the way you still are. Most everybody liked this years models. Face it ancient one, you did our work for us in embarrassing yourself. In other words,

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:59 pm

Really?

Moron.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:32 pm

Dashing very slow
In a hoarsy open bray
Oh the boys he blows,
Chugging all the way.
Goober likes to bring,
nothing very bright
Oh what fun it is to sting
This boring turd tonight.

Oh, last word whore, last word whore
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun it is to chide
this boring 'tard today, oh
Last word whore, last word whore,
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun to rip and ride
His last word all the way.

A day or two ago,
He thought he'd like to try,
Put reindeer in his sights,
T'was blinded by their light;
Goober's fat and drunk,
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a blitzened blank,
And then he got butt shot.

Oh, last word whore, last word whore
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun it is to chide
this boring 'tard today, oh
Last word whore, last word whore,
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun to rip and ride
His last word all the way.

Happy Holigays old man!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:46 pm

That ^^^ was $.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:16 pm

Where does Santa get his rocks off?

On Comet. On Cupid. On Donder and Blitzen.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:56 pm

Go ahead and keep patting yourself on the back.

T1B

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