Do you smoke?

[Goober McTuber]

She's dead by the way.

McCoy is going to kick your balls right up into your abdomen.

Just a heads up.

Yeah, and if he gets real worked up, he might even call you an "old fruit".

[War Wagon]

My posts are that addictive? Is that what you're saying?

It's not what I meant to say, but I can see how it read that way. Shit.

When I was much younger, I tried everything I could get my hands on. Weed, acid, peyote, uppers, downers, coke, PCP, speed, etc. But no one in my circle of friends messed with heroin.

Same here... too many trips, never left the farm.

Never shot up, though I found out how pleasant life can be in the hospital at 19 years old with a broken femur and torn knee ligament. When the nurses will poke you with morphine every 2 hours after a motorcycle wreck, life seemed good. I wanted to poke this one hot blonde nurse too, but not with morphine.

Good times, Sgt. Dan.

[War Wagon]

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things. Must have been like, right around last Tuesday.

Goobs, you are a veritable fount of inspiration today.