Mad AP: Glory Hole

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed May 20, 2015 8:58 pm

If you take The Road Warrior, add modern camera work, 6 hotties, and about 100 more Wacky Racers from Hell, you have this flick.

It's worth going to see in IMAX 3D. Check it out.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 20, 2015 9:21 pm

Below this are the number of fucks I have to give.

0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 20, 2015 9:54 pm

I saw the trailer this weekend.

It looks...awful.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 20, 2015 9:57 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I saw the trailer this weekend.

It looks...awful.

Are you talking about Papa Willie's...home?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 20, 2015 11:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I saw the trailer this weekend.

It looks...awful.
Are you talking about Papa Willie's...home?

Wow...things are really abrasive between you and 'Spray lately...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 20, 2015 11:20 pm

Nope, I'm with Carson. It's a great mindless thrill ride where many, many cool ass cars blow up real good.

The hotties help.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed May 20, 2015 11:31 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I saw the trailer this weekend.

It looks...awful.
Are you talking about Papa Willie's...home?

Wow...things are really abrasive between you and 'Spray lately...

I've noticed that also. Goobs got a funnay in there, and didn't think it would cause a stir.

Truth be told, I did laugh at what Goobs said. Sorry 'Spray... It was one of those 3 to 5 seconds of laughter.

"Blind squirrel" analogy... or maybe there is something really behind the scenes between the two?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 21, 2015 2:22 am

schmick wrote:spitting alcohol from your mouth in to a cars intake will not make flames shoot out of the exhaust and the car go real fast.

the rest of the movie was just about as ridiculous

Yeah, who would have thought you might have to suspend disbelief for this movie?

Spoiler alert: It's not based on real life events.

I saw it tonight. It was over the top ridiculous...and totally awesome.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu May 21, 2015 2:32 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It was over the top ridiculous...and totally awesome.

So was Igloo Spin Zone...

But we don't have that any more, do we?

:|

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:57 am

Half-nekkid hotties may have helped save your precious forum.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 21, 2015 1:38 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Oh - I laughed.

I'm still waiting for him to figure out what my post is about.

Give me a fucking break. I'm still sorting out stuff you posted in 2009.

Papa Willie wrote:I don't think y'all understand Goobs & I. I'd say I have more fun trading barbs (not cocks) with him than just about any other poster. I think it'd be an absolute hoot getting drunk with that old fucker. And though he's too old, proud and fucked up to say it, he thinks the same thing.

Oh, I'm sure we'd have a high old time. Right up until you try to hit on me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 21, 2015 3:04 pm

I'm thinking we should start a new forum for Spray and Goobs. There's no more room in CdS for the sexual tension between these two.

We can call it...

The Old Man and the Fattie

Dr. McCoy · Post by **Dr. McCoy** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:59 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
"And you'll find every red corpuscle gone from their bodies..."

He's brain dead, Pops.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 21, 2015 4:21 pm

Gutless shit troll alert.

Obsession much?

Dr. McCoy · Post by **Dr. McCoy** » Thu May 21, 2015 5:08 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Gutless shit troll alert.

Obsession much?

Damn it, I know ah'm just an old country doctor, but ah guess there's just no cure for clueless.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 21, 2015 5:47 pm

What I know is that you have a grand total of 26 posts under this particular nic, and a disproportionate number are aimed at me. Which tells me that you're someone who's been bitch-slapped more than a couple times, and now you're too bruised and teary-eyed to take a run at me under your regular nic.

So keep it up, slappy. Each of your posts is a win for me.

Dr. McCoy · Post by **Dr. McCoy** » Thu May 21, 2015 6:18 pm

Easy does it stretch, ah was jus' playin' along with Papa Willie's joke.

Ya'll don't have to git all butt hurt over it.

Have a mint julep ya' old fruit and cheers!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 21, 2015 6:30 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:What I know is that you have a grand total of 26 posts under this particular nic, and a disproportionate number are aimed at me. Which tells me that you're someone who's been bitch-slapped more than a couple times, and now you're too bruised and teary-eyed to take a run at me under your regular nic.

So keep it up, slappy. Each of your posts is a win for me.
I hope you don't think it's me, old friend.

Of course not. You would never resort to a weak sauce troll. You're extremely proud of every last turd you drop on the board. Same with Screwball.

No, this is just an overly sensitive 3rd tier troll who's worried about sullying his primary nic. If I really wanted to know who it is, I'd ask AP. :wink:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 21, 2015 7:04 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:If I really wanted to know who it is, I'd ask AP. :wink:

CUUUUUDDDAAAA!!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:01 pm

Dr. McCoy wrote:Have a mint julep ya' old fruit and cheers!

AP sent me a PM.

He suggested I look at this.

Also at this.

I think it's just a nasty coinkydink.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:24 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:AP sent me a PM.

Screwey and mvscal don't believe you. They have the real inside scoop.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Dr. McCoy wrote:Have a mint julep ya' old fruit and cheers!
AP sent me a PM.

He suggested I look at this.

Also at this.

I think it's just a nasty coinkydink.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:37 pm

^^^ of course, I've never once PM'd Goobs.

So there's that.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:45 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:49 pm

If by "paranoid" you mean "amused", well, yes.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:56 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:^^^ of course, I've never once PM'd Goobs.

So there's that.

Why u mad, bro?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:17 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:^^^ of course, I've never once PM'd Goobs.

So there's that.
Why u mad, bro?

How does your piss-soaked pea brain come up with an idea that I'm mad... bro?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 21, 2015 9:22 pm

This thread title needs to be changed to Mad AP: Glory Hole

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 22, 2015 3:10 am

Papa Willie wrote:And Marty - it's not sexual tension.

Marty didn't say that, I did.

See? He's so in your dome you can't even "think straight."

Meanwhile, Goobs is executing precise detective work to out trolls in this thread. I'm not sure he truly feels the same way about you, big guy. :|

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:58 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Of course not. You would never resort to a weak sauce troll. You're extremely proud of every last turd you drop on the board. Same with Screwball.

No, this is just an overly sensitive 3rd tier troll who's worried about sullying his primary nic. If I really wanted to know who it is, I'd ask AP. :wink:
I'm glad you understand me.

Now do you understand that one of the shit crumbs on the tip of one of my ass hairs could run down my leg, hop off, and then hump your wife better than you ever could?

Okay. I didn't mean that. That was too mean to throw at you. Tell your wife no harm intended, and tell her to kiss your dick.

With an AX.

Okay - I didn't mean that either.

But it is kind of funny how this troll has you messing up your Depends.

What the fuck happened to you? You used to have marginal skills, but now you just post nonsense as if it were some kind of "smack". :?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:52 am

BSmack wrote:This thread title needs to be changed to Mad AP: Glory Hole

Done.

So much for talking about TV, Movies, and Books in here. :|

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:14 pm

Carson wrote:
BSmack wrote:This thread title needs to be changed to Mad AP: Glory Hole
Done.

So much for talking about TV, Movies, and Books in here. :|

Yep Carson, my second agreement here. It would be nice to have that forum opened again, as it doesn't work here.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:20 pm

You could talk about TV, Movies, and Books in the Motorsports forum. No one will bother you in there.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:38 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
The Old Man and the Fattie

Which is which?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:51 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
The Old Man and the Fattie
Which is which?

I don't know. Spray is both.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:56 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You could talk about TV, Movies, and Books in the Motorsports forum. No one will bother you in there.

That's a good point Goober. There, one could discuss a fine automotive films like Driving Miss Goober, Vanishing Point, The Gumming Rally, or closer to home for you, Death Race and The Hearse.

Great idea buddy, let's work on that!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 22, 2015 6:04 pm

Or we could discuss your relationship history. Days of Blunder, Done in 60 Seconds, Stroker Ace. I think you're onto to something, ~~Bones~~ Jay.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri May 22, 2015 6:25 pm

Good ones. Good concepts. Except, they don't really fit the subject, as dating hot news reporters and anchors has worked out just fine, while on the other hand, you're old and dying, so I think the first list will work just fine.

Keep brainstorming bud, it will help hold off the Alzheimers.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 22, 2015 6:42 pm

1. From your photo, you're not much younger than me, and you make up for it by being fatter. And uglier.
2. No one wants to hear about your fling with Anderson Cooper.
3. The fact that you're still dating (allgedly) at your advanced age tends to actually support the subject: your inability to maintain a real relationship.

Now let's see who the last word whore really is. :wink:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri May 22, 2015 6:54 pm

Goober, not to get all last wordy and stuff, but buddy I am not fat, nor was I in that picture. You on the other hand, we have all unfortunately seen dans le buff and you were barely sucking that boiler in. The hot women I've been with on the other hand would just be a bit too much for you, as you've been scraping that same sandy hole for the last six decades, so I understand your envy. Finally, I am at least 10 years or more younger than you my friend, so deal with it. As to beauty, well that's all eye of the beholdery. At least I don't look like a seedy, decrepit version of that manager from Major League.

Enjoy your golden years Goober. All one of them.