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Re: I accept the risk...IPhone help please...

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Left Seater wrote: Further, there isn't anything wrong with working hard and having a comfortable life. No one forces you to click on the PETs I post.
Too bad your wealth can't buy you any brains, tard. VVVVV
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: I get hundreds of emails per day. I don't exactly want my phone notifying me when each one arrives.
You know that thing called "settings". You really should be friends with that.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Too bad your wealth can't buy you any brains, tard.
You are the only one using the term wealth, jealous much?


You can have your "intellectually superior" life, we want no part of it.
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R-Jack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: I get hundreds of emails per day. I don't exactly want my phone notifying me when each one arrives.
You know that thing called "settings". You really should be friends with that.
No shit. I disabled notifications on my droid right after I got it. Now I manually check for email on my phone. Seriously, if there was one ounce of intellectual curiosity in the average American the world would be so much better.
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BSmack wrote: Now I manually check for email on my phone.
That's what I do. What was your point again?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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You went from this
Screw_Michigan wrote: That's why I don't have email on my phone. It's very liberating.
To this:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote: Now I manually check for email on my phone.
That's what I do. What was your point again?

Make up your fucking mind.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:. . .jizz mop . . .
oui
l'étagère le trolls !
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jiminphilly wrote:You went from this
Screw_Michigan wrote: That's why I don't have email on my phone. It's very liberating.
To this:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote: Now I manually check for email on my phone.
That's what I do. What was your point again?

Make up your fucking mind.
The rigors of simple phone operation is already kicking his ass. Your request may be a little high-level for him.
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R-Jack wrote:The rigors of simple phone operation is already kicking his ass. Your request may be a little high-level for him.
Remember, he even struggles with his own personal mantra:

Step 1 - Dip mop in bucket.
Step 2 - Swipe jizz.
Step 3 - Rinse and repeat.
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Grasping that may make some of those hundreds of emails more pleasant to read.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: I get hundreds of emails per day.
No shit? There are that many guys not coming in or on their woman?!

Or that many Nigerian princes?
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I laugh my ass off at iphone users every time one come in to the salon begging for a phone charger because their "top of the line" pos iphone can't hold a charge longer than a couple of hours because they can't disable all those apps which eat all their battery & data limits in no time at all
Apple have the most cheaply made easily busted hardware of any smartphone or tablet yet they smash more easily especially their screens than any other phone or tablet out there, but are the most expensive to buy or to fix, drop your iphone once & the screen shatters & costs you $300 to replace on the new 5S, I have dropped my Sony Xperia Z1 a number of times & not a mark on it & my battery lasts at least 2 days before it needs charging & as an added bonus it is waterproof so if it falls in a glass of beer on a big night out I can just wipe it off & it will still be working perfectly, unlike that poor iphone smuck next to me who had to buy a new phone when his got wet :lol:
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jiminphilly wrote: Make up your fucking mind.
Forgot, had to clarify the difference between push email and passive email.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: I accept the risk...IPhone help please...

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missjo wrote:I have dropped my Sony Xperia Z1 a number of times
WTF?

missjo wrote:so if it falls in a glass of beer on a big night
Never mind.
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